Giant Mutant Badgers (PG), just a little ficlet

[Sam_Wears_Women's_Underwear]

Title: Giant Mutant Badgers
Author: Sam_Wears_Women’s_Underwear
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own Sam, Dean, any giant mutant badgers or much of anything else. Please to not be suing.
Warnings: established relationship, TOTAL CRACKFIC, unbetaed, set in what will likely be an AU version of post-Apocalypse, post-end-of-the-war future, schmoop
Summary: based on the recent Entertainment Weekly blurb about SPN in which it mentioned ‘why don’t the boys ever have to face off against Giant Mutant Badgers?’. And because my mind works like that. *face palms*


Sam rose out of a deep sleep when he heard the noise. It wasn’t often that Dean made noises of distress in his sleep--at least not anymore. The war was over, Lucifer defeated and both boys were fine. They were together, in more sense than one. After nearly losing each other they had realized their feelings and become lovers.

Sam lay in bed now with Dean, his arms wrapped tight around his older brother as usual. Even when they fell asleep far apart in bed Sam always seemed to wake up wrapped around Dean these days. He wondered idly what his Psych professor from Stanford would have to say about that. Then he turned his attention back to Dean.

Dean’s face was furrowed, his lips drawn down in an unhappy frown. He made another little noise of distress and then spoke, “Sammy, get down!” Sam should have known that Dean was dreaming about him being in danger. Wondering if this was another dream from the Apocalypse he moved to waken Dean.

Brushing a soft kiss across his cheek he spoke in a low but solid tone. “Dean. Dean, wake up!”

Dean’s hand came flailing up and slapped at him. “Not now, Sam. Gotta kill the giant badgers.”

Startled, Sam drew back a bit. “Giant badgers?”

“Giant mutant badgers, Sammy. Can’t let ‘em hurt you.”

With a smile, Sam said, “They haven’t. They won’t. They’re just a dream, Dean. C’mon, wake up.”

“Gotta kill ‘em. Gotta kill anything that would hurt you, Sam.”

Touched, Sam said, Tthank you, Dean. I know you keep me safe. But these are just nightmares. Now please, wake up. You’re scaring me.”

And that was all it took. Dean snapped his eyes open as he awoke. “Sam?”

“Hi,” was all he got out before Dean grabbed his face and pulled him down in a hard kiss.

Dean let go of him at last and said, “Listen to me. If we ever run into giant mutant badgers--or hell, giant mutant any kind of animals--you are to stay clear, you got me?”

Sam chuckled. “Sure, Dean.”

“I’m serious. Our lives are that fucked up, sweetheart, that it could happen. So promise me for real.”

Wiping all traces of smile off Sam nodded. “I promise.”

Dean scrutinized him for a long moment then nodded. “OK.” He lay back down, cuddling--though he would never admit it--back into Sam’s warm embrace. “Remind me to lay off the pizza before bed.”

Drawing him in close, Sam hid a smile. “Yes Dean.” With a nuzzle, they settled back down to sleep, hopefully with better dreams this time.


End

[dxc67]

Giant Mutant Badgers!? :lol: Dean was dreaming of Giant Mutant Badgers!? OMG, Teri, I think I'm dying from a serious gigglefit! Funny stuff, girl. Classic. And as always I loved the schmoop.

[shaneo6930]

That was insanely cute. I love me some nice, sugary schmoop. I love the giant mutant badgers. I hope Dean kills every one of those things.

[Sam_Wears_Women's_Underwear]

Glad you guys liked it. In my EW, they have a tv guide of sorts and every once in a while they have Supernatural in there (it's called what to watch). For The End it said something about zombies being kinda played out and why doesn't Dean ever have to face Giant Mutant Badgers. Well, me being...*ahem* me, that meant a plot bunny bit me hard and I just had to write a fic based on it

Originally they were going to face REAL Giant Mutant Badgers but then i had this image of Sam holding Dean after him dreaming of them and that was all she wrote (literally! LOL).