Translation for KK's new Oyatsu croquette CM series:
1. Koichi's 「僕は」 version
"I wanted to hug you who bought Oyatsu croquette at the supermarket yesterday"
2. Koichi's 「いまどこに」 version
"You who bought Oyatsu croquette at the supermarket yesterday - where are you now?"
3. Tsuyoshi's 「コンビニって」 version
"Today I went to the nearby convenience store to buy Oyatsu croquette. Convenience store is really convenient, isn't it?"
4. Tsuyoshi's 「明日なんて」 version
"Today you didn't buy Oyatsu croquette at the convenience store. How I wished you had bought it. Who knows, tomorrow may never come."
The lines are so hilarious, when you compared them to the settings