Outcast Rhapsody, A parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody

[Cuiasodo Sharpedge]

Here is something I did quite some time ago when I just couldn't get Bohemian Rhapsody out of my head. It's based on Outcast of Redwall. Enjoy!


Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide,

No escape from reality

Open your eyes, look up to the skies

and see

I'm just a vermin child,

I need no sympathy,

For I'm easy come, easy go

Little high, little low

Any way the wind blows

Doesn't really matter to me...

Mama, nearly killed a beast

Put wolfs bane in a mug

She didn't look, she took a chug

Mama, life had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama oo-oo-oo-oo

Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back again this time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on

As if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come

Red stains showing my paws

I'll be banished, 'cause I broke the law

So long, everybeast

I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Mama, oo-oo-oo-oo

I don't want to leave

Sometimes I wish I'd never come here at all...

I see a little silhouetto of a beast

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt of lightening, very very frightening me

Son of Sixclaw, Son of Sixclaw

Son of Sixclaw, Son of Sixclaw

It is so

Magnificoo-oo-oo-oo-oo!

I'm just a vermin child, everybeast hates me

He's just a vermin child, from a warlord family

Spare him his life from this monstrosity

What the heck, what they hey

Will you let me stay?

In Martin's name, we will not let you stay

Let him stay!

No, never, we will not let him stay

Let him stay!

No, never, we will not let you stay

Let me stay

Never let you stay

Let me stay

Never let you stay

Never let me go-oo-oo-oo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Beelzelbub has a devil put aside for me

for me

for me

So you think you can curse me and spit in my eye

So you think you can hate me and leave me to die

Oh baby-can't do this to me baby

Just gotta get out- just gotta get right outta here

Oh yeah, oo yeah

Nothing really matters

Anybeast can see

Nothing really matters...

Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blooooows!

[Yarin Baskblade]

Oooh I like it. Could use a bit more Outcast than original song, but it's pretty good.