Stupid Pet Tricks, Stupid tricks your pet(s) does/do.

I was thinking of this as I was going to and fro from the comp and I thought as the majority here, are pet owners, on occasion, pets do stupid things.

My one cat lies on a stack of cages at eye level and extends his foot out and play tollbridge.

Another panics and jumps in a bag of garbage and spills it out. Sighs.

So as life goes on and our pets, what kind of stupid tricks they do? Regale us and vent your feelings.

God knows better here than on the pet, no matter how silly and/or stupid they are.

But all the same, we love them so.

Well my poodle can stand up and walk on his two back legs. My wiener dog likes to sun bathe.

Oh yeah, they both also PEE ALL OVER THE GOD DAMN HOUSE!

My one cat is so agile, she climbs to the highest windowstill of the house and she looks like queen of the world. Oy.

And technically...she is but I don't want to think about it.

My cat (Well when I left home a coupla weeks ago at least) couldn't yet jump onto tall surfaces. She was only 7 weeks old after all. So her preferred method of getting up there was to use a ladder. A human ladder, mind you.

Yes, she climbs up your leg, your torso, and your arms to get to where she desires to be.

XD I miss my cat!

Teaching your pet to talk. Ok, that was really interesting at first now it's stupid. Big deal, you thought your pet to talk human. >.< And other normal tricks, like teaching your pet to stand on a "ball" without falling. There's a lot of other tricks out there but I can't think of them all.

My dogs can't even fetch. The girl can escape a harness that tied her to a tree (please never do this), hoped over an electric fence, and then the wooden one. Recently she broke down the door to the porch and then into the house.


My cat can knock on the door though. And climb the Christmas tree. And get black clothes white. She sheds year-round. It's especially great when she sleeps in the drawers.

My dog has the talent to get on my mom's nerves. Is that a talent? I think it is.

I think the only thing special about him is he can stand with two legs for a long time and can walk backward while sitting down, but most people's pet can do that too.

One thing about him is that he can't sleep without his special pillow. He'll howl all night long just for that thing and refuses to go in the cage without it.

Another strange thing about him is he always looks like he is smiling for some reason, I mean really smiling. And it actually freaks me out sometime since it looks so human. So being optimistic is one of his talent!

I have a cat that has a very good talent for killing stuff like mice and birds. When she kills something she often leaves it on the front porch to show off her natural abilities.

My black cat (named Coal) has this insatinable desire to jump on humans shoulders. He has a shoulder fetish.....like you Crow!! .........*dies*.........

He's tried it on all my friends.

No shoulder goes untouched!!

So did my cat Noel, before she was given away to my older sister. And so does my pet cat here at my father's house. >.> I think it's their way of saying good luck with me.

Luna, the cat that we sort of inherited when we moved here, can jump from the floor to the refridgerator in a single leap. I'm quite serious, too! And she can jump to the counter, then to the top of the cabinets, and squeeze herself into this tiny, TINY gap between the panels and the ceiling. I don't even wanna know WHAT she's got up there.

My dog, Noopers, can eat socks...without throwing up! *crowd gasps* Seriously, he ate my favorite socks the other day.

O_o scary...... socks....*shakes*anywayz ma pit bull can do this...when i say paw she shakes her hand thing. When i say LAY DOWN!!! she lays down when i say go night night she goes to bed and when i say pedro she dances like napoleon Dynomite!!!just kidding!that would be kewl though...also when i say ow she will attack anyone besides me! so...OW! *dog attacks you* hhaheha...

Dude get off me! aaahh! x_X Why, tortured by tellitubbies, why?!

Anyays, my cats come when they are called. When it's time to eat, they are at the food bowls looking at me with huge eyes. "MEOW!" Guh, that's so annoying. One of my cats, Keekie, always jumps next to me on the couch when I pat it.

because i know u are new....and I must warn you...I am evil!!!!WHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!also you can call me tbt...

also i wish i had a cat but ma mom is allergic grrr stupid allergies