Jacob Black, I'll fix the codes and shit later. Lol

"Jacob Black"
347-598-5622



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everybody's having fun to the sound of love ,
IF I'M RIGHT THEN PROVE ME WRONG.
THIS IS THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL. THE VOICE MAIL.
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"[Hey it's Jacob. Can't pick up the phone so leave a message and I'll call you back. Unless you’re Leah. Then I’ll just ignore you. [b][color=steelblue]"

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turn on the radio, honey, this one i dedicate ,
DON'T GO CHANGING, DON'T GO, BABY.
THESE ARE THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES. THE RINGTONES.
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i'll be jamming to audience of one by rise against when a person not in my phonebook calls.
i'll sing in my underwear to party boy theme by jackass when a restricted call comes in.
i'll be doing the jitterbug to pokerface by lady gaga when i get a new text message.
i'll dance and sing in the rain to we made you by eminem when i miss a phone call.
i'll start a new dance craze to we fly high by jim jones by artist when i get a new voicemail.
you'll do the soulja boy to crank dat by soulja boy when you give me a ring, baby.

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and my body aches from giving them all hell ,
WE'RE CHASING CHERRIES AROUND NOW.
AND THIS IS THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY. THE GLOSSARY.
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best friends. oh, yeah. bee eff eff jills, baby. can't live without you. 638CD8
just friends. you're good in my book. but, we aren't chilling like villians. 4677D2
lover kids. and you make my heart go boom boom. drop a line, baby. B066CC
lovers on the fritz. exes, hot and cold, you know the deal-io, doll. 8D59A5
not so hot. i don't like you, you don't like me. why're you in my phone? 59A56B
strictly business. let's just hope you have good news. fingers crossed. 3DB1D7
fuh-family. you can't live with them, you can't live without them. yeah. D73D68
the others. why can't you just fit in?! just tell me, what's your deal? 5D874F

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i'm a believer, that's what gets you through ,
AND DREAMING IS JUST WHAT YOU DO.
THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS. THE CONTACTS.
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DOWNLOADING CONTACTS...

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love me? i don't want to hear you say maybe ,
WON'T YOU TELL ME, DO YOU LOVE ME?
THIS IS THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL. THE SPEED DIAL.
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ONE. Bella
TWO. Quil
THREE. Embry
FOUR. Kiley
FIVE. Mitri
SIX. Jamie
SEVEN. Sam
EIGHT. Rachel
NINE. NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING
TEN. NO ONE IS HERE, "FILL ME IN", NOTHING

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let's just make a little love in the moon light ,
AND, HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES. THE MESSAGES.
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you have one hundred six messages in your inbox. press pound for more options.
you have one hundred messages in your outbox. press pound for more options.
you have two new, unheard voicemails. press and hold seven for more options.
you have thirteen saved voicemails. press and hold seven for more options.
you have four missed calls. press and hold pound and nine for more options.

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please now let's get the motion in the ocean ,
AND JUST TURN OFF YOUR PHONE NOW.
THIS IS THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS. THE CREDITS.
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sydknee says! at caution two point oh made this cell phone template. the more th-
an amazing mcfly made all of the lyrics. sydknee was inspired by supernova sync
and toxic holiday at caution two point oh. do not take this credit off or she will
send a very temperamental ostrich after you. the graphics were made by graphicmakername.

Kiley had woken up fomr one of the many small bits of sleep she had gotten that night and needed to talk to Jake. SHe knew it was kind of early, being it was only 5am, she text messaged him.

"Jake. We need to talk about last nigh. Call me. Kiley."

Swim practice was over and she showered and was getting ready for class. She had not expected a reply from him, but yet she still check her phone. She decided to message him again.

"I know you are still sleeping. But when you get this, even if I am still in school, please call me."

Kiley was beginning to start to get worried. So she called. "Jake please call me. We need to talk as soon as possible. I am sorry, more than I can possibly ever say. Please call me.

She hated that he wouldnt call her back or at least text her. It was starting to get to her. Here it was 7pm and she called him again.

"Jake, i know your mad and I cant blame you. I am not exactly happy with how yesterday went, but we need to talk about. Call me please. I just need to tell you how sorry I am. Please, just call me."

Panic was starting to set in. It had been 24 hours since she talked to Jake, she was afraid he had run off, so she called him again.

"Jake. Please call me. I am worried. I feel terrible. Please call me."

kiley slept terribly which meant there were about a thousand cookies at her house she called him again. Her voice frAntic.


"jake please. Please call me. I...please......please.....just call. "

Kiley had a terrible swim practie and was determined that if she didnt hear from him within an hour of the next time she called, she was going to go over there.

"Jake. This is get ridiculous. you know how much I worry. I know I was awful. I know I said some terrible things, but please, just scall me and let me know you are ok. You are starting to scare me. I just hope you are ok. Call me."

Her voice cracked as she left the last few words of her message.

"Hey, look I know you like to go off on your own when things don't go your way, but seriously? You need to let someone know where the fuck you are. Kiley's freaking out, I know your pissed at her but she's really freaking out. At least send her a text or something to let her know you aren't dead."

"DUDE! WHERE ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME?! I have the Chupacabra breathing down my neck about where are you and even Mitri is getting antsy. Call me back with a plausable story to tell the constant nagging worriers."

"As she told me, Bella would rather see you ripped apart than living so, it would seem that you had a part in it too. So this gives a whole new meaning to things. Anyways, you come after them in Italy with the threat to rip us apart, consider it the last thing you'll ever do Jacob. Good night."

"JACOB! ow, fuck clattering noises are heard, Leah curses in the background. Damn. Dropped the phoooooone hahaha. Ugh why am I laughing. I HATE YOU. You're stupid. You're stupid for trying to take your alpha shit NOW, you're stupid for being a jerk, you're stupid for not coming over because everyone KNOWS nothing gets your mind off of all the shitty shit happening in your life like ROUGH ANGRY SEX. WITH ME. But noooooooooo you had to be all...whatever and say no. I would have blown you too but HAH. SUCKS. FOR. YOU. And I am never going to offer you my sexual favors ever again. This was a one time last pants deal. I MEAN LAST CHANCE hahahaha. Whatever. So have fun wallowing by yourself and I'm going to just...stay here. Because Sam's phone is off Leah's voice starts to crack, she sniffs hard; mumbling and god I'm just so sick of being alone... getting a hold of herself BUT WHATEVER. I HATE YOU. I HOPE SAM KICKS YOUR FUCKING ASS. Goodnight forever!"

NEW TEXT XD

"FINE...I'll get nachos too. They already looking at me like I'm
crazy because I ordered 30 burritos i think they believe its
some kind of joke. haha. You owe me for this XD"

Jake, it's Emb. Meet me somewhere, kay? We gotta talk about important things. Please, if you aren't going to show up...text me or something. Really, I don't need to be waiting outside for fucking ever, ok? See ya then.

You have One New Voicemail:

"Jake answer your damn phone. I know you're mad at me okay... but dude, seriously, WTF? We need to talk. just get back to me okay?"