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"I've never seen anything like it," Dr. Tadbart said. "This guy stood at the bar for hours making sure no one drank his Keystones. Except him."
There were times when the bartender would try to distract the loyal Keystoner by bringing him shots, such as Watermelon Kazis, Redheaded Sluts, and Washington Apples. But the loyal boozer refused to budge.
"He told me it's his duty," Dr. Tadbart said. "I have to admit, I was impressed. Even when karaoke started, he stood his ground."
Later, the two ordered a pizza, which GB insisted be delivered, so he could keep an eye on his Keystone.
"God, I admire him," Dr. Tadbart said.
Dr. Tadbart was heard to say later in the evening, "My god man! his bladder must be the size of a volleyball, and his liver must be made of titanium! he's a medical miracle!"