February Media

[Obinna]

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Daniel Stann has made the controversial decision of making the third challenger to Elvis Sunday's Atlantic Openweight title the insane-seeming MUKA. Many people had speculated that C. Bones, a man who had already displayed his thirst for the belt. Stann has gone on record saying he won't put the title near "such a crass cheater and a ridiculously ill-tempered competitor" any time soon if he could help it.

Debuting on the card are Kaimana Iokua, "the Galaxy Smashers" Warp Star and Nova Flare, Oushiza and Takeshi, and VICTORY's Brian Fisher, who has reportedly accepted regular bookings for February. In addition, the Ragin' 10 will take on Justin Godby and Brian Jackson as they attempt to prove that they should be the first ever Atlantic Tag Team Champions.

[Bones.]

Ontario Fight Spotlight
Lion's Road Fighter to appear in Grapplers Quest tourney
Written by Mitch Robertson

SOUTH TEXAS- Christopher Graves (Lion's Road/ 90kg) is making an appearence in a South Texas ADFL One Night Grapplers Quest Tourney set to take place on Feburary 13, 2007. The card, itself, is set to the tune of a one-night four-man tournament, to guage the environment for repeat dates. Although, this isn't a fan appearance like many would suspect, but with the immersion of MMA skills and techniques being brought into the world of professional wrestling Lion's Road, a promotion that emphasises athletic competition over sports entertainment flair, made sure to make the most of it.

Graves, known as Bones or C. Bones on the pro wrestling circuit, is a student of Travis Tooke of DMA Dojo and is known to frequent amateur functions, placing respectably. Tooke is 'proud of him and anxious to see what he could add to the sport'. Travis, further called Graves 'a good, natural athlete with a strong work ethic' and feels his foray into the MMA world won't be as lackluster as many past performances.

This ADFL tournament comes on the heels of a Wrestling AtCoast booking in Radford, VA. Not to mention, other independent bookings.


Links
Definative Martial Arts
-www.definitivemartialarts.com

Lion's Road
-http://www.freewebs.com/lionsroad/index.htm

Wrestling: AtCoast
http://www.fwrestling.com/host/atcoast/

[Ryan]

Courtesy www.brianfisherownsyou.com


After winning the newly-reinstated WWA Double Crown Championship, Brian Fisher is setting his sights back on the more-independent scene that is AWP. He commented to us here at the dot com about exactly that.

“Winning the WWA Double Crown title is an honor, and I intend on keeping it for as long as I can. However, I get paid to do other things, and as long as people are putting my name on checks next to a dollar amount and signing them, I’ll do whatever I can to make my name in those respective places. First things first in AtCoast. I decided to accept bookings throughout the month of February because I genuinely enjoy the atmosphere that the promotion has to offer and, mostly, because I hate pretty much everyone on the roster and would enjoy beating the likes of Stanley Christian, C. Bones and Elvis Sunday. Brad Heartless is the first on the list, though, and I intend on making an example out of him and sending a message to everyone in that locker room. At 6’5”, 252 pounds, I may be a bit out of the ordinary as far as the average indy wrestler goes, but I assure you that I can go with anyone in any promotion, and I’ll prove it in AtCoast.”

[GalaxyGuy]

NEWS!

PLANET EARTH- In ancient times, the populace regarded the passage of celestial objects across the atmosphere with fearful superstition, a sign from the heavens that the world was DOOOOOOOOMED and that calamity was incoming. Comets, for instance, were used as augurs for the destiny of human kind and were objects to be DREADED. Of course, we no longer live in such backwards times and we now have scientific explanations detailing the path of all space-born phenomenas.

So how come no scientist could predict the arrival of two such space-born phenomenas inside the wrestling world, HUH???? Warp Star, who's light speed chain wrestling has the power to seemingly warp reality around him! Nova Flare: a superstar SO HOT, he combusts through his opponents with the heat of a solar burst! No mere white dwarfs, these destroyers from the cosmos, these GALAXY SMASHERS have techniques so wild and so advanced, they must come from the future. The Galaxy Smashers, truly out of this world...


Source: NEWS!

[The Confederacy]

Despite not being in attendance for "The Third Defense", Billy Coles was informed of the comments from Silas Grey, the Lions F.C. representative. When asked for a comment via phone, Coles stated the following;

"Lemme tell ya, that there pansy boy ain't know nothin 'bout fightin. If he want, I'll step inna th' ring with 'im and lay a beatin on his ass. He gon' have t'lern who he's-a messin with."

[Obinna]

WrestlingRadioX.com
February 13, 2007
Interview with Daniel Stann

On February 12, the Arty and Joe Road Show had a special call-in interview with Wrestling: Atlantic Coast president Daniel Stann. Stann opened the interview by apologizing about the situation with AtCoast currently; there have been a lot of logistical and organizational issues that he has said are just starting to work themselves out. He's said that attendance has faltered a bit because of it, but he's redoubling his efforts to make AtCoast a success.

When asked about what exactly was the situation for the Blood for Love show, he said that would be pushed back two days to the 15th. It would be in Woodford County High School in Versailles, Kentucky. As for the card, he said that a full booking sheet would be released before the show, but noted that it would be headlined by a match between MUKA and C. Bones.

Stann was asked about what exactly he has against C. Bones and he responded basically that he wasn't going to compromise the integrity of his Atlantic Openweight Championship by putting Bones near it. He called the way Bones handles himself in the ring callous and undeserving of anything less than scorn. He admitted the only reason that Bones is even in AtCoast is because he draws; if it weren't for that, Stann would have kicked him out a long time ago. Joe asked if Bones drawing didn't show that he was worth something and Stann responded by saying "Britney Spears draws. Michael Bay draws. You can either draw by being good or by being a horrific piece of shit that people have to see to believe for themselves. Bones is that piece of shit."

Arty and Joe then put the spotlight on Stann's golden boy, Elvis Sunday. Arty said that for someone who seems to draw in the "good" way for Stann, he is certainly being put under a huge workload; in about four weeks, he's defended his title three times. Stann asserted that Elvis could handle it and that he admired Elvis for his determination to keep his belt. When asked whether Elvis would make another February defense, his response was "We'll see."

To close, Stann reminded listeners that the Volunteer to Fight show would still take place on the 21st of February at Clarksville High School in Clarksville, Tennessee and encouraged all to come out and see the action AtCoast would bring there and to Versailles, Kentucky in only two days.

[Bones.]

2/13 Grappler's Quest RESULTS:

Riberio d. Wilcox (2nd, via armbar)
Ferguson d. Robertson (:30 sec, via kimura)
Graves d. Rua (late 1st, via Guillotine choke)
Edwards d. Webb (2-1 decision)

Doc's Analysis: All of the fights were hard-fought, maybe even a bit too hard as three quarters of the Tourney finished before the halfway point of the second round. Chris Graves made an impact by hanging tough with a former GQ Tourney winner in Fabrizo Rua and sinking in a deep Guillotine, that looks to be his pet manuver, after trying and returning to guard and trying again. And they say persistance never pays off! Jehadi Ferguson, kin to the reknowned Rhadi Ferguson of Intocombat, showed his nce and innate genetics by dispatching Mitchell 'The Machine' Robertson in seconds.

I'm anxious to see what pro-wrestler Graves would do against a fighter the caliber of Ferguson.

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Ferguson d. Riberio (1:04 of the 1st, front face lock)
Graves d. Edwards (1st, armbar)

Doc's Analysis: Ferguson tes and I can't wait until he gets going with on of the bigger fight companies and Graves outclassed the smaller grappler in Edwards on the mat.

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Grappler's Quest FINALS

Jehadi Ferguson d. Christopher 'C. Bones' Graves (2nd, kimura)

Doc's Analysis: Hard-faught match was everything I thought it would be. Bones tried to catch Ferguson off-guard by coming from a tie-up and 'jumping', almost, into a knee-bar of sorts but Jehadi rebounded and sprawled away and to his feet. Ferguson was the bigger grappler and tried to impose his will by muscling Bones around on his feet, which prompted Bones to use his momentum against him -- which almost worked when Bones caught him off-guard by snapping Jehadi to the mat and clamping on a Guillotine.

Jehadi held out for more than thirty-five seconds in a deep, DEEP choke. The man is a BEAST~! Ferguson caught hold of the arm...Kimura...Game over.

All in all, GQ put on a great grappling showcase with a couple surprises. Namely, the spectacular showing of a 'professional' wrestler which will shock and awe true 'pundits' of the sport and the emerging of, quite-possibly, a new MMA superstar in Jehadi Ferguson.

[Sizzle]

Hawaii Wrestling Spotlight
By Spencer Raiola

Kaimana Iokua, trained in Honolulu, has been making an impact in the independent wrestling scene. He is living the dream of many island wrestlers and he will continue to donate some of his earnings to the Honolulu Wrestling Academy. He knows the sum may be small, but every little dollar counts. He told reporters that one day he wants to make it big like fellow HWA graduate Thomas Bane has.

He's certainly on the right track. In his first two bouts in AtCoast, Kaimana easily disposed of his opponents in under a minute.

On the 21st of February, Kaimana Iokua will face Vance 'the Deadly" Tsunami in a standard bout.

Kaimana stated that he hopes Vance will prove to be a little more difficult of an opponent then the last two.

He also took the time to attribute his success to his trainer, Kaipo Ka'awa.

[Bones.]

--Taken from Bones' personal website: www.addiction420666247365.com

Hi there,

They call me C. Bones and I wish the Schnitzel Man would come and see me again...just one more time. I SHOLE LUVS ME SOME SCHNITZEL~!

Anywho...I had some down time and I guess I'm gonna blog wit' you guys, my cult-like following. (I can't fuckin' believe I typed 'blog'.) Apparently, things are looking up for ya boy as I sit in line for a couple title shots and a couple prized showings. I guess this whole self-induced 'independent excursion' I've got goin' is working, eh?

Also, while I'm rambling -- I'd like to thank Grappler's Quest for letting me roll around with some of the finest amateur wrestlers going. Not to mention, that machine of a man: Jehadi Ferguson. For those that know, know about this athlete..and for those NOT in know, go on down to Youtube and check out some tape.

(The above statement wouldn't apply to fans of 'garbage', 'sensationalized' and/or 'sports-entertainment' wrestling.)

Now then, for the sake of keeping things organized, I've figured out how to use the bold button and what have you to keep things civil and in order.

ZION: I debuted the other day, I think (These Red Eyes are gonna fuckin' kill me) with those dastardly CORE boys in the form of the #2 and #3, Dragon Iwamoto and Riki Ogawa. Aside from the blistered chest, I feel honored to represent Lion's Road by coming out with a win...hopefully next go around, I could be the one getting the duke. And then, there's the world-renowned Team Danger.

Sure, sure Tee Dee, my rivals, my homies. I've learned alot from TD throughout the years and, honestly, despite the anti-Tee Dee propaganda I was known for spouting in that Alliance it's been cool seeing 'em again. They're truly in a class of their own and it's good to see 'im in a legit light.

Sure, Juggalos are fucking everywhere despite the fact they haven't come out with a decent CD since '96, but spraying Faygo being one of your claims to fame..? I dunno, but Ty's still got my afro pick. AN AFRO PICK I'D LIKE TO HAVE BACK.

..and from there, we go to...

LION'S ROAD: Ah, Lion's Road -- the promotion that started the cultivation of the White Chocolate EXPRESS~! Alas...Dusty and I didn't come out on top in the King of Lion's Tag League, finishing third after a Frozen Waffles/WCE double count-out draw. A draw I took pleasure in gaining. Hell, anytime I get the chance to get my hands on those Breakfast Snacks -- I just get all riled up!

Which is a talented, Pulitzer Prize-quality segue into...(This is the part where I sigh.) this travesty of a booking sheet which features Frozen Waffle with Suck Sauce member Diane Parker against YOUR Role Model. I call foul on this whole debacle, not because Diane Parker's a female. It's 2007 and that bra's been burning for a long time (Abby might not like that one! ;D ) Women's lib, and truth be told, she's got potential.

But, potential don't pay the Water Bill. On top of the astronomical amounts of 'potential' Ms. Parker possesses, there the whole thing involving the instance of WHAT THE FUCK HAS DIANE PARKER DONE LATELY?

Gwan think it over for a minute. What has Diane Parker done to merit a title shot? Do some flippity-floppity interference spot? Awesome...now, take some time and think about what impact I've had on the Jr. Heavyweight Community -- the impact I've had on Lion's Road. In a time when the label 'ace' is being thrown around liberally, take the time to sift through the shit and pus and get down to the meat of it.

Since I've came to LR with the express purpose of securing my legacy, I've been dumping niggas on their heads and tappin' em out. It's my Yakuza Kick that's being hailed around Canada was Kudo's Yakuza Knee 2006.

LR Offices wanna book a number one contenders match for the winner to get a shot, in a second match later on that night? Cool.

Diane Parker somehow (point, point, nudge, nudge) 'maneuvers' her way into MY hunt for Jr. Heavie supremacy? Fine. These circumstances are nothing -- merely pop-ups in the inevitable...and because Diane wants to 'go it alone', makes it all sweeter because all in one night: I'm gonna get retribution for my tooth, I'm gonna get to, possibly, DAMAGE a part of the Frozen Waffle contingency. On top of that, once I dispatch Parker, I get to expose the Suicidal Burrito for the farcical, panty-waist crybaby sham of a champion he really is.

I. CAN'T. WAIT.

AtCoast:

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Daniel Stann is a puppeteer and a manipulator. It started in KINGPro and it continues in AtCoast. He compares me to Micheal Bay and fucking Britney fucking Spears. He lambastes me on the radio and continues to fuck with what's rightfully mine.

He says AtCoast is supposed to represent a bright light in 'professional' wrestling, yet it falls to the same 'evil' booker shit and books two garbage wrestlers in the Main Event for the At Coast Openweight Title, a title that I've been fucked and fucked and fucked out even getting a fair shot for.

He sits in his ivory tower with his 'Orange' prince, but like always, I'm climbing...climbing...climbing to the top. He calls me crass and a 'piece of shit'. What? Because I take a few pre-emotive strikes on the battlefield...because I happened to think of it first??

Sure, Stann, I prolly still have my spot because I draw. I'm a train wreck...but I'm, also, the most talented ATHLETE on the AtCoast roster because I have that killer instinct, because I have the know-how and because I will do what I have to get to where I want to be in life.

Am I crass? Whatever. Am I a bit of an opportunist? Sure..but you wanna see 'piece of shit'? You wanna see just how far the rabbit hole goes?

I'll be that train-wreck for ya, Stann. I'll be your huckleberry, and oh yes, there WILL be blood.


Source: http://www.addiction420666247365.com

[Bones.]

{Exclusive web promo: Becky interviews The Addiction}

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[Lion's Road logo]

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[The scene opens up with the luscious Becky looking as lovely as ever in a, smart, denim number. Top to bottom, and she's got a microphone. How clever.]

Chande: Hi there, LR fans! I'm Becky Chande here backstage in the OSCVI Gymnasium as the Owen Sound gets ready to get another taste of what Lion's Road Pro Wrestling has to offer...

[Then, in absolute perfect timing, 'The Addiction' C. Bones makes himself known. A baggy Houston Astros baseball jersey hanges over his tattooed torso; topped off with a pair of distressed black Diskie shorts and black Chucks.]

[A black baseball cap hangs low over Bones' 'low n' shot' eyes.]

"...In keeping with the flow of 'what Lion's Road has to offer', then look no further than this man [she motions to her left (your right)] "

[A passive wave from Bones.]

Bones: I'm sure we don't need to trouble the fatties with introductions. If they've been watchin' LR, then they know who you are and just what the fuck you're doing on their boob tube, right?

[A confounded look from Becky, who keeps it together for the most part.]

Becky: Right..?

Bones: Right. Then, if they've been watchin' LR and they know who [points to her boob] you are...then they know what your all about - and that means that, at the very least, they've been watching Lion's Road programming just as [points to her boob] you have, just like I have because I've been...LIVING 'em.

[A smirk.]

"Be rest assured, they know who the fuck I am. Dig?"

Becky: I dig, I suppose.

Bones: Whatever.

Becky: So, March eleven, you've got a full plate ahead of you in your, so-called, quest for redemption from wrestling purgatory: in the challenge of, first, facing Diane Parker to win the right to vie for the KOL Jr. Heavyweight Title. Surely, you..you...what?

[A blank stare from Bones.]

[Becky starts checking her facial vitals making sure the 'moneymaker's' intact. Then..]

Becky: What?

Bones: What the fuck was that, Chande? 'So-called' quest for redemption from wrestling purgatory? Sure that's what it is and all, but when you say it like that you make it seem like I'm a dick.

[Blank stare from Becky.]

[She shakes it off.]

Becky: Whatever. March eleventh. KOL Jr. Heavyweight Title Picture--

Bones: (interrupting) YES. Kay oh el title picture. [gets in real close to Becky] My so. called. quest for redemption...

[Bones recoils, Becky signals his breath stinks]

"...and like time and time again, I've gotta jump through hurdles in addition to gettin' a title shot. I should be used to it -- I mean, over on the Atlantic, I've got a guy that won't give me a title shot no matter how many of his pawns, he pins he sets up because some douchebag says the future is orange."

[A flippant gesture of Bones' hand]

"..and I'm the dick because I think orange's a fag color and that I think it's about fucking time that I get my due?"

[Becky mouths 'Dick.', but Bones doesn't catch her in the act.]

"I'm a dick because of what I want, because I want to be a winner."

Becky: And you don't think your 'tactics' have anything to do with people's opinion of you.

Bones: Fuck all about some sandwich-makers opinion, Chande. All the greats did or have done what I'm doing or what needed to be done to be great...'Sides it ain' like I've done anything truely harmful to anybody that they wouldn't have done if they had the chance, and then there's Diana Parker.

Becky: Diane. Parker.

Bones: Whatever, the last time I've seen that chick she as doin' some flippity floppity gimmick to save her boys from losing their perch long before the Tag League. Point is, Kimberly, what has Diane Parker done of note as it pertains to the Jr. Heavies?

[It's seems like Becky starts to go into her memory banks for an answer, but Bones helps her.]

Bones: The answer's nothing, Anna Nicole. Shit, she didn't even get the invite to the Jr. Heavie Tourney and now, all of a sudden, she's a contender..?

[He makes it a point to get back in Becky's face with a..]

"BULL. SHIT...and now, she's asked for her Pastry kin not to interfere on her behalf like she's some big thing or someone other than a person that would ride a great set of tits and a surname to the top. Girlie, I got you sighted and tagged and come the eleventh -- I'm gonna have your pretty little ass bagged and fit for a professional wrestling triva card."

[Glare.]

"As in, who was that pretty lil broad that got her face broken by Bones cause she wanted to see if she had what it took. You'll find, girl, I'm not the one you wanna experiment with."

[A wry grin.]

"Just like The Burrito wants to experiment with MMA after not cuttin' it in Lucha. He 'happened' to beat Kudo, now he's a 'shooting star' -- what the fuck is goin' on around here? Like, ther other day, I heard Eddie Jones claiming to be the 'ace' of this promotion while he's the KOL Heavyweight champ and all, but Dysentry ain' really the buzzword in the streets, if ya know wha I mean."

[Wink wink.]

"Innuendo aside, fact is, the Burrito's a happenstance champion. Parker's no junior heavyweight contender...as long as I'm around, and Addiction is real."

[Sneer.]

"I REALLY kick punks in the face. I REALLY dump pretenders on that stack o' dimes they call a neck and I REALLY tap window-lickers out. I'm not the guy you try for new angles with. I'm the guy that you do what you best to...and fail miserably with, and thanks to Diane Parker's [mockingly] INCREDIBLE INDOMITABLE SPIRIT~!..."

[A wry grin.]

"I get to have a bit of fun before I get my chance at the record books."

[As he concludes, The Addiction casts a disparaging eye towards Becky Chande, who was all but forgotten during the supposed interview.]

Becky: Very candid interview...or lack thereof, but filled with strong words from C. Bones. Get ready LR fans, it's TAKE THE DREAM, starting on March eleven!

[The scene starts to fade, but not before Bones' shouts off-screen as he makes his way out the OSCVI Gym and back on the training road..]

"They betta' get ready to TAKE THIS BEATIN`~!"


[fin.]