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bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 6 2005, 02:49 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out? The dentist.

Elija Black	Posted: Feb 7 2005, 08:59 AM
Global Mod, 5 star Group: Global Moderator Posts: 167 Member No.: 4 Joined: 13-December 04	LOL, how are we gonna keep this up? Surely there arent enough zombie jokes for one a day.

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 7 2005, 10:49 AM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	well after a while we are just gonna have to get creative. Knock knock! Who's there? BRAAAIIINS! "Braaaaiiiins" who? NGHH, BRAAAAIIINS! Oh dear, a zombie! BRAAAAINS! Help! I'm being devoured by a zombie! BRAAAIINS! Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 7 2005, 07:48 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	What did the Zombie get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder. :lol:

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 8 2005, 09:29 AM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	Did you hear about the zombie that loved fast food? He ordered a Pizza with everybody on it!

Elija Black	Posted: Feb 8 2005, 02:38 PM
Global Mod, 5 star Group: Global Moderator Posts: 167 Member No.: 4 Joined: 13-December 04	Lol, good ones. I have one... How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, the question is, how did they get in there in the first place? Not too good, but oh well. BTW, 100th post

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 9 2005, 10:46 AM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	Have you heard about the new Zombie restaurant? Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

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Posted: Feb 9 2005, 05:27 PM

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QUOTE (bordnlazy @ Feb 9 2005, 10:46 AM)

Have you heard about the new Zombie restaurant?

Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

oKAY I thought it was funny

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 9 2005, 07:31 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	Two Zombies are walking down the street when they see a dead man lying there. One says, "it is pretty late do you want to eat him?" the other one agrees. One starts at the head while the other starts at the feet. When one of them is at the shoulders he asks how is fellow Zombie is doing down there." I am having a ball". The other one says "slow down you greedy pig!" Hahaha , okay this one is for feb. 10 joke of the day, I had to post it the night before cause i wont have time tommorrow.

Cyberdude78	Posted: Feb 10 2005, 07:27 PM
Elite Guild member Group: Members Posts: 60 Member No.: 2 Joined: 10-December 04	Theres no way that we can do one joke per day. Maybe we should slow down to one per week. Trust me once we get past 100 it'll be impossible to come up with anymore. One day a couple of zombies were at a party. One zombie says to the other "Wow we fit right in" and the other zombie says "thats because were in LA". Ok that wasn't funny but at least I tried.

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Posted: Feb 10 2005, 07:29 PM

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QUOTE (Cyberdude78 @ Feb 10 2005, 07:27 PM)

Theres no way that we can do one joke per day. Maybe we should slow down to one per week. Trust me once we get past 100 it'll be impossible to come up with anymore.

One day a couple of zombies were at a party. One zombie says to the other "Wow we fit right in" and the other zombie says "thats because were in LA".

Ok that wasn't funny but at least I tried.

Hey i'm from L.A. and i thought that was funny.

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 10 2005, 07:35 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	Okay it's going to be a once a week deal now, Every monday I"ll post a new ZOmbie joke, which you are right i was getting kinda worried there if you look on the net its kinda hard to find these so i've been having to be a bit creative.

Elija Black	Posted: Feb 11 2005, 07:52 AM
Global Mod, 5 star Group: Global Moderator Posts: 167 Member No.: 4 Joined: 13-December 04	Have you heard about the new Zombie bar? Everyone comes out legless.

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Posted: Feb 12 2005, 03:00 PM

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QUOTE (Elija Black @ Feb 11 2005, 07:52 AM)

Have you heard about the new Zombie bar?

Everyone comes out legless.

I don't get it...

bordnlazy	Posted: Feb 13 2005, 12:53 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 227 Member No.: 1 Joined: 10-December 04	Two Zombies are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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