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Blonde Jokes| Armagedi |
Posted: Mar 1 2009, 01:00 AM
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 THE WAFFLE (yes I am taking it a little to far)  Group: Members Posts: 84 Member No.: 31 Joined: 20-February 09  |
This section is dedicated to Saga may God help her survive the cruel world with her blondeness (please don't attack the Waffle)
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(0.o ) This is Bunny. (> < ) Help him achieve world domination |
   
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| Armagedi |
Posted: Mar 1 2009, 01:05 AM
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THE WAFFLE (yes I am taking it a little to far) Group: Members Posts: 84 Member No.: 31 Joined: 20-February 09 |
This section is not to make fun of Saga in any way unless it is really funny if so go right ahead
 You know you dig it -------------------- (\__/)
(0.o ) This is Bunny. (> < ) Help him achieve world domination |
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| Armagedi |
Posted: Mar 1 2009, 02:02 AM
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THE WAFFLE (yes I am taking it a little to far) Group: Members Posts: 84 Member No.: 31 Joined: 20-February 09 |
Okay this one is pretty good
A blonde girl walks into a store and asks to see the manager a red head manager walks up and asks if she can help her the blonde says she wants to the manager the manager says she is the manager the girl then starts to flirt with the MANager thinking she is a MAN  the manager then punchs the girl in the face gets fired and is sent to jail just then the blonde finds her self surronded by a pack of green alien doctors who say she is going to be alright then she puts on her make up and leaps out the window surpised to see the ground speeding up to meet her "Hello groun" SPLAT one more blonde outta the gene pool  <- This is a surprisingly close replica of Paris Hilton's brain -------------------- (\__/)
(0.o ) This is Bunny. (> < ) Help him achieve world domination |
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| andy |
Posted: Mar 5 2009, 04:54 AM
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how do you kill a blonde?
put a "scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool"  |
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| Armagedi |
Posted: Mar 8 2009, 12:02 AM
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THE WAFFLE (yes I am taking it a little to far) Group: Members Posts: 84 Member No.: 31 Joined: 20-February 09 |
See in no way hurting anyone
This kid has it. Do you? That is an awesome slogan for the military -------------------- (\__/)
(0.o ) This is Bunny. (> < ) Help him achieve world domination |
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| Nat25251 |
Posted: Mar 13 2009, 10:14 PM
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lol
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| balticjo |
Posted: Mar 16 2009, 08:04 AM
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A blonde and a brunette jump of a bridge at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions! Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"! How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? Tell her that the drinks are on the house. A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor. -------------------- Dont judge a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes, after which who cares! your a miles away and you have his shoes!
Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway! |
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| andy |
Posted: Apr 3 2009, 08:47 PM
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i really like the last one lol
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| Armagedi |
Posted: Apr 10 2009, 04:15 PM
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THE WAFFLE (yes I am taking it a little to far) Group: Members Posts: 84 Member No.: 31 Joined: 20-February 09 |
How do you make a smile into a blonde?
Put Paris Hilton in and a few more Brain cells -------------------- (\__/)
(0.o ) This is Bunny. (> < ) Help him achieve world domination |
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