A blonde and a brunette jump of a bridge at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down"!
How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body."
"That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean"
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.
The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?"
"No I'm a blonde", she replies.
"I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Dont judge a man till you've walked a mile in his shoes, after which who cares! your a miles away and you have his shoes!
Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway!