Owned, Just what it says on the tin.

[Massie]

This here thread is for them peoples what likes to see peoples getting owned by peoples.
Unjust punishment both physically (funny and frequent) and mentally (rare and sometimes even funnier), or folk just straight up owning themselves* (downright fucking hysterical).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3IvLPUrRk

Fuck the majority of this vid, skip to 2:50, I cried with laughter, wasn't expecting this at all. *BOOM*

*whole thing
"Ineverlose!"

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCt7dm1oSdE

Face it, everyone has seen it, but nobody has finished laughing at it.

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXf7707VOq0

Top of the owned search in Youtube for a reason.
Plenty of absolute classics in there, including the one with the boy on a superbike who is about to bail but saves himself - well done sir!
*ooooops spoilers.... sorry... I'll shhhht*

Each one of these is priceless - although I reckon there are a few more which were worthy of being slotted in there.

(And for all those that are opposed to seeing folk suffer bringing glee to everyone, these things happened and got filmed so they best not go to waste, a salute to all those who got their faces BROKED!)

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1piuJzS7H-4

Yeah those fuckers choked on that happy birthday at the end.

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJoVXTqDOs

There is no concievable interger above a scale of one to then that can express how savagely this ends. The name didn't even suitably prepare me for it. What in fucks name would you say after this? Sorry? SORRY DONT CUT IT!

[Massie]

Blatant roid rage comedy here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-k2uJ3AmVE

His hair being the most fake aspect of the entire sport.

And on the topic of fakers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA4D9-r7JWg - Grotesque!!!

Ohhh yeah and just for chuckles (this should be in the bloody trolling thread) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z25Nl6z_0QU - Owen Hart running around, no doubt ketted out his nut, under some grand delusion that this character wasn't such a gay idea, unfortunately he got pwned when we fell down from the rafters and ended his life in that silly spandex guise.
Unlucky. R.I.P You big blue tit (and not the bird).

[Massie]

Whilst the wrestling theme seems to prevail through these last few posts of my little own spree maybe this will give you a cheeky smile, it certainly did for Hogan. Basically I believe this to show a deep rooted need to come out, and perhaps that he chugged a quart of vodka before going out to make his rant, watch close:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7yP-T3ZCsg

moving down onto the related features (jeez theres a goldmine here incase you didn't notice)
And look at how distraught Booker T is at calling Hogan a nigger (It's really not Hogan's day is it?) - he even kinda seems to warp the word to "nugger" as he realises what he's saying - bearing in mind that this would have been at the point where nigga was a more vulgar catchphrase for shock value in hip-hop. His bird seems to be loving it though. Nice save at the end by my baldy-interviewer too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1o82BVKFp8

Even further down the related videos, this little bonus, 'nuff said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4O-wDli0S4

[Maddeh]

I like watching these, just 2 at a time. Not too much today thou

[Massie]

I'm just gonna add to the list until theres a little library of treats, I mean the full stops in my sentances might as well be links.

[Maddeh]

Why would someone do that to mr gates!

[Massie]

Thats the sorta clip that you wipe you ass on a day to day basis with its so overplayed - so heres something more Charmin' Ultra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgMks-bIILU

On various sites at one point, pretty sure it was featured on an old favourite, Jokaroo (am I right Jack ?)

For everyone who hasn't already seen a close personal friend go all gypey and pale, behave like a tard, and maim their face in this fashion.

[Massie]

Speed browsing

Just a quickie (these are all found within like 3 minutes)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5kSEvQhX7M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i__XhXf9rPI (nothing got owned but my sense of what was visually appealing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6gEikwhKdo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM4aUe4nl7s (cheerleading oldies)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn292zaD9rs brutal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn4HQhf94Ew good to see a big gypey geek make a good beatdown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGgRiXgUL30 - lol, just lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6V_cXilod8 to cap it off a little outro of somebody mentally owned, total rap legend

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKSDMMIvqb4

0|\/|9 YOU PERVz - another old gag that hold some timelessness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNrLmkbwBLE - all the owned to settle your day, and a half-baked cascada style soundtrack
& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enih4gsFOA4
& http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWKBFAvm_SY
...and it goes onnnnnn

[Massie]

Out-of-key humiliation special

Uno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFAO7nJn2nU @ 0:40 (though s'all good)

Dos
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2942/national_anthem_fuckup
One of my all time harsh favourites - choke choke choke!!! "Perrrrruuuuuuuuuhhhhhls" (0:43)

Tres
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=42...5265567106977&q
I always crack at this one... I can't take it seriously, nor his reaction. "I'm a fuck it... "Maynard the diva!!! o_O

Cuatro
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHCQ7EmmyA
Amazing grace how sweet his voice don't sound.

Cinqo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvSA-ahP520
Karaoke phailz, Bjork of the Orient, or just a tranny kicking it big style on the Chinese circuit - need automatic levelling on your speakers.

[Massie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEoErkDydb4
&
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTqedTQNT4c
I always loved this - proof that being a kung-fu geek pays off every once (or twice*) in a while. Often enough you just get the shit kicked out of you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I
I remember -Y-A-T-U-Z- showing me this a good while ago, who lets this boy think he can perform non-contact chi-flow martial arts? That's so unfair... and he's haggardly ancient!
The look on his face when he knows something ain't right.
Possibly the biggest bam up in the history of martial arts.

* rofl thanks for reminding me Trail

BONUS ROUND: Jack & Massie's ol' favourite "Bitch Ass Nigga"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t043RQ-0fNY

[Massie]

PLAY BALL ROUND! Short and sweet k?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mljzH8p-8NY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlITXeN9Hqs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVyiByVYfXI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzjvMRaC3aI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSycmR80kOA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrycyHawSD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogk2HxMRhy4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJKgUc9i7I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goeY2CA0E7g (oldies back with a vengance)
ROUND 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWj9xw4kwuQ (old as fuck I know)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om3MCaa6iNs (just to keep it up)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7dr5E116CQ (it just doesn't stop!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_RR9WjUlI (another age old one)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSS1cMKN-Gk (jeez its just never ending)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zN5hkAQ13g (gahhh, more you say?)
TIE BREAKER (sorry)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD3o_3XQ0iQ (I feel sick for laughing so hard, but its just the way he cradles his ashamed head in his gammy arm, and I had visions of him saying "riding a plank of wood on wheels fucked me up for life")

[Massie]

Gotes r stupid fuks.
End of.
Bl33t

[Massie]

So is bares. Cuz dey cnt use gravety rite.
Tho I no 7 old vids wat day stared in ages ago *hint*

[Massie]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=uH48HTA7qXo

Proper reeeeeeeeewind - back into the vaulta?
Somebody say SELECTA?!?!?!

Big up the pwnt massiv
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8E-oDf0f_rw - big up to mista wifebeeta get fucked up by dem rudeboi in dat swimmen 'ole.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QnK7jqMhkXk - fat bambaat give dis' shit talkeen batty boi alotta feest.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jyB97QfXmCY mista bloomenblaps get knockdafuggout by dis ghetto souljia
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_pv63K1-s ahh dem girl dem girl dem girl - moave dat round an' brown punani fo de boiz!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HU71OynqX9s dis likal wan show mista big dick how he not fuck wit.

And old but not forgotten -
http://www.jokeroo.com/extremevideos/korea...es_student.html courtesy of Jack's spy sources in Korea (a.k.a Jokaroo) - harsh as harsh gets in the school environment - ghetto A-level

[Massie]

OWNED THREAD SPECIAL
Auditions with Ambitions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ryqMoz50Q
Pop Idolrofl
("but Chris, mums and dad aren't deaf".....*silence - licks lips*.... "ohhh ow yeah fanks ok?")

Goodness gracious gweat baws of fiyaa!

And over to our correspondent in the field of public humiliation - Sarah!

[Superkinky_Sarah]

This guy clearly got owned by the audience as well as the judges.

George Michael?

Also, I laughed when the iPod shit comes on at the end. WTF?

Over to you, Massie.

[Massie]

lawl Ph00ty Phags

Everybody <3s Robbie Savage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbCuYuYlozA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4L6qfoqHjs (0:05 - "HEAR ME ROAR")
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthHdlCrdD4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROvPwxhbIhc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpAmkbBok3Y (0:05 Fan/Hater: "Useless!")

Any Hole's A Goal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOMf6kWR7c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU15oPVh7Xw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwIaEy5pI8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBV1pqzAEuI

Muff divers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioyt2zzm530 - this is one of the best dive compilations ever some of these are truly an artform in themselves - and some of them get the ultimate red card pwn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRsNQ48thoI (features one or two from the last but many more treats from the king of dives)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiG707bVfLA

Penalty Dicks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah9hVXmjG6A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKIMFJowOVY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4XmtZ2seac

Various Savagery
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7rxNU27Ctg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE34vwe4Sa8 - platinum status I reckon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Vd-lH0c9w (football/professional wrestling)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr2Ts5CEktA - another classic horror
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gfsXxUqRpg

[Sod]

I would love to watch these and I'm being genuine here, but it looks like I'd have to dedicate a week or 2 to it.

[Massie]

Hehehehe - then enjoy piece by piece, in short quick drams of malted own. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Yds_GijJg, like a gentle nip of Countdown humour.

All five senses will be pleasured trust me:

Sight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGsdDMKPcg

Touch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_w9YksKxIA

Hearing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9kn4iy_GS8

Taste
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaVw7elEWmM

Smell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSH6LKHPLyk

[Jeem]

This one is delicious:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8kxDPl6tc
Pure Romper Stomper moment!
You can tell the news report totally supports the right good thrashing that the 2 thieves obviously got.
Like how dubious the statement "The other one was found nearby..." sounds.