Legend of Zelda 2006

There once was a 17 year old boy named Link who lived in New York City.He had only a stepmother and stepfather because his father and mother were killed by bandits.This story starts on the morning of December 22,2006.

Link's mom:Link!Get up!It's time for school!Do you want to fail that mythology exam!?Link:Alright!Alright!Keep your spit down!He got ready,went down stairs,and went out the door.While he was walking a white limo stopped by him.The limo window opened and a girl,about his same age,was looking at him.She was wearing a pink dress with a cloth down the middle with weird symbols on it.Girl:*Says in british accent*Are you Link Rulhye?Link:Yes.Who are you!?Girl:My name is Zelda,now get in.Then,she grabbed him and pulled him into the limo.

What will happen next?Will this girl named Zelda hurt LinkWill she help him?Will Malon Mcdolin(popular school student)get a boyfriend?Find out in the next chapter.

Link's look after he realizes his destiny*left*
Zelda's look*right*

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AND THE CAR CRASH BEACAUSE GANON THE PIG ATE THE TIRE!

hahaha you made me laugh a lot *still giggling*

They continue in the car as Zelda explains the reason why his parents died:

"You see,your parents died in battle,against a man by the name of Ganondorf."said Zelda."GANONDORF!THAT'S THE RICHEST MAN IN NEW YORK!!"yelled Link."Calm down,do you want his spies to hear that your with us?!We are a secret society of people,still fighting against him!That's why we need you."whispered Zelda."Why?"."Because you are the decendant of the ancient hero of Hyrule,and-"HYRULE!Listen lady,I know I signed up for more than 100 Zelda Fan Clubs,but this is ridiculous!"said Link."You must listen,don't you think it's weird that your good at karate?Don't you think it's weird that you swing your tennis racket like a sword?Don't you think it's weird that you got a bull's eye on your first shot with a bow and arrow?Don't you think-"ENOUGH!How do you know these thing?!I'm called a christian,OK?!And christians don't believe in goddesses and magic and the triforce and-"Please,let me show you more,then,you will believe me.Ah,we're here."Just then,they arrived at an abandoned apartment/high school and zelda and the driver came out of the car."I forgot,this is Impa,my nur-"IMPA!"yelled Link.Then,the driver took off her hood to show the same Impa,Sage of Shadow from Zelda64."Follow me"said Impa as she jestured the astonished Link into the apartment.As they entered they then say something that not even Zelda and Impa expected.


What do you think will happen now?!

Uhh, She said that Link should get a girlfriend?

they will explain stuff