TTF Bar Room Brawl #1: New Beginnings

[Rashishki619]

*Calmly walks into bar and sits down at the counter waiting for the bartender to serve him*

[GG Alive and Revived]

*Walks into the bar with an axe*

*Sits next to Rash*

Rash: ŻoŻ

Me: What? It's a bottle opener. >_>

Rash: o_0

[Rashishki619]

Hey, open this up for me:

*grabs an apple schnapps from the bartender, and sets it in front of GG*

*just as GG raises his axe to open the schnapps, SPEARS GG OUT OF HIS BARSTOOL!*

*gets up on the counter and attempts a swanton bomb onto GG!*

[GG Alive and Revived]

*Is wearing a bed of nails under shirt*

*Rash crashes down on the nails*

*Does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down*

>_>

[Rashishki619]

*no sells the nails and kips up*

*grabs a chair and smashes it across GG's head*

*does Forum Killer pose*

[GG Alive and Revived]

*picks up the axe off the floor and throws it at Rash*

[Rashishki619]

*catches it in his teeth*

*walks up to GG and puts it down in front of him while wagging ass and tongue hanging out*

[GG Alive and Revived]

*throws the axe for Rash to go get but it hits a random person walking in the bar*

[SSnakeAce]

*Walking by on the street outside, notices Rash hanging out in front of the window, and does a spear through the window to Rash.*

[Rashishki619]

*gets a spear from Snake, and oversells it to the point of bouncing on top of a table*

*rolls off the table and grabs a bottle of wine*

*checks to make sure it isn't expensive wine*

Oh crap.

*puts it down, and checks another*

*breaks it on the table, and uses it to try and shank snake*

[BPP619]

*kicks snake in the ass*

BPP: Try me. I dare you!

*clobbers snake with his GFAQs Bar Room Brawl Tag Team belt*

[Rashishki619]

*rash notices BPP in the corner of his eye*

OH MAH GAWD BPP OUT OF NOWHERE BPP BPP!

*proceeds to try and shank BPP instead*

[BPP619]

*BPP grabs the arm with the shanking object in it and twists Rash's arm around, causing him to drop it. BPP cranks on the arm again, which forces Rash to the ground.*

BPP: Truce?

*BPP sticks out his hand*

[SSnakeAce]

*Runs up and grabs BPP's outstretched hand and performs an irish whip, throwing BPP at the recently-broken window*

[BPP619]

BPP: Oh...I see how this'll go...

*BPP jumps back through the broken glass and GOREs Snake onto the bar*

[Rashishki619]

*stealthily slinks away back to the bar*

*locks in THE MASTERLOCK!!!!! on GG*

*makes GG's arms flail as he applies pressure*

[BPP619]

*BPP starts kicking at GG while he's in the Masterlock*

[Stoney]

*jumps off the ceiling fan and dropkicks GG in the back of the neck*

holla

[BPP619]

BPP: Triple team FTW!

[Stoney]

*high five*

*kicks GG in the balls*