TTF Bar Room Brawl #1: New Beginnings

*throws BPP on a table*

Snake get ready!

*Stoney gets out of the pit and runs at me*

*nails a 3D with Snake on Stoney sending him through the table, on top of BPP*

Worst. Post. Ever.

Did you even read what was happening? Anyway...

*in character*

*Stoney tries to stand up on his bum leg, but it gives out on him. He looks around in pain and spots BPP also stuck in the stupidest pit I've ever heard of. BPP helps him up, but then kicks Stoney as hard as he can in the ankle! Stoney goes back down*

S: WTF YA HOMO!
BPP: I broke it back into place. >_>
S: ...Oh. Sweet.

*Stoney kips up to his feet, walks over to a speaker, and unplugs it*

S: What idiots.

*He lifts it up and hurls it at the glass, shattering it into pieces and into the eyes of Rash and Snake who were looking over. Stoney and BPP use this time to quickly set up the speakers like a stair case and jet out of the pit.*

*Stoney leaps off the last speaker and cross bodies both Snake and Rash. Stoney rolls off them as BPP jumps off and knees both Rash and Snake is the face, shattering their noses. Stoney lifts up Rash and props him up against a chair. Stoney scissor kicks him in the face to make sure he stays down. Then Stoney handcuffs Rash's hands to the back of the chair. BPP stands over Snake and starts pounding on him with right and left hooks.*

*Stoney backs away from Rash and grabs a bat covered in barbed-wire. He places it between Rash's legs and rests it on his crotch. He signals over to BPP who lifts up Snake and drags him over by his throat. BPP rests Snake's head on the bat and backs up to the bar counters with Stoney. Stoney runs full speed and running-dropkicks the Snake's face into the bat which shoves the bat into Rash's dick. BPP then runs and delivers a knee to back of Snake's head, delivering the same effect.

*Stoney and BPP grab a beer and toast in victory*

Worst. Post. Ever.

Did you even read what was happening? Anyway...

rofl. Actually, I didn't read it. =P

*soccer kicks GG in the face*

*cracker gets up and takes glass out of his body*

*sneaks over to BPP and slams the glass in the back of him*

*passes out*

*throws cracker and his non-drinking ass out the door Fresh Prince of Bel-Air style*

BPP does the Carlton

Stoney: O_o

BPP: What?

...Meh.

*joins in doing the Carlton*

BPP: Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

BPP rocks out to the 90's rap.

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin all cool, and all shootin’ some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,
and said, "You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!"

More BPP jamming out with the "Carlton".

*Rash removes the barbed-wire bat from his private area*

Rash: NOBODY, MESSES...WITH THE DUE! *brushes hair back into place*

*Rash jumps up and bicycle kicks BPP and Stoney both until their backs are against the wall of the bar, then backflips onto feet. Rash delivers a punch to the gut of both men, and hip-tosses BPP over a table. Rash runs at Stoney and delivers a thump to Stoney, smashing him up against the wall. Stoney falls down into a sitting position, and Rash looks down at Stoney. Rash looks around, and raises the roof. Rash slaps his ass a few times, and turns around. Rash pulls his pants down to reveal a shit-stained thong, and sticks it in the face of Stoney! Random bar patrons point and laugh at Stoney, and Rash gets off of Stoney's face.*

*BPP attempts a clothesline on Rash, but Rash ducks under it, and BPP turns around. Rash with a kick to the midsection, and a DDT onto the hard woodgrain floor! Rash goes behind the bar counter.*

Rash: *On CB Radio and wearing camoflage gear all of a sudden* Commander, we have spotted the enemies. Bearing is 50 feet from my position, 2 o'clock. Right away sir, begin barrage.

*All of a sudden, BPP and Stoney see cheap wine exploding near their feet and some find their mark, splashing cheap wine and broken class all over BPP and Stoney. The wine is comming from behind the bar counter.*

BPP lets the wine run down his face, and pulls a piece of glass out of his leg.

BPP: Bastard...

BPP throws the piece of glass like a ninja star and it sticks in Rash's arm. Rash looks at it in shock as blood runs down his wrist. Meanwhile, BPP delievers a hard forearm shot to the bridge of Rash's nose, breaking it instantly. As soon as Rash bends over from the pain, BPP knee lifts him in the exact same spot as the forearm shot, causing even more pain.

BPP: I'm not done...

BPP forces Rash down between his legs in a Pedigree postion. He hooks both arms and lifts Rash up high. BPP smirks and then drops him straight on his head.

BPP: Don't fuck with me...

*walks in.*

Hmm, it's been a while since I've been here.

*looks around.*

There's Stoney, BPP and Rash. This should be interesting.

*Walks up to the bar and sits down.*

Hey barkeep, get me a couple shots of some Apple pucker and also a glass of Whiskey straight. I'm just celebrating my birthday you know. Yeah, it's been a while since I've seen these guys. Oh, the good old days brawling with BPP.

*wonders what to do now while he waits for drink.*

BPP: Happy Birthday!

BPP buys BADMAN another glass of straight Whiskey.