Make A Wish, Game

We had so much fun with this game on my other site that I just had to bring it here ^^

Basically, you make a wish:

And the next person grants you it:

Granted!

But, they add something bad to it:

But the pony has no legs so no riding for you!

THen they go!

Example:

Person 1:

Person 2: Granted, but it has no internet

~And so on

Sooo, I'll go first::

Granted! But your computer crashed so no RPing for you!

But it's a fake and the CIA comes and jails you 'cause they think you've been printing fake money.

Granted, but your comp breaks and you have no computer for the rest of yoru life *gasps for breath*, so you can't use that skill of yours ^^

Granted. But unfortunately, it was your last orange and it's rotten.

But then you find out you have no hands so you can't do anything to it

Granted. but then when you open the can, it spews all over the place leaving you with none.

And I want a soda, but I still get stuff done.

Granted, sadly, the chips have been pass expiration date, making them all desgusting...

You get it but it comes with Metahan screen savers

I want to dominate the world (i said this already!)

You do, sadly, everyone hates you, so you are overthrown

You get it but then you gain 40 pounds after eating it.

Granted, but shortly afterwards a massive virus attacks the internet shutting destroying all computer for forever. =D

I have no idea what a moogle is, so I'm improvising!

Granted, but it turns evil and tries to kill you.

Granted, but then it turns into a moogle. XD