Come up with our plot!, I'll make you something pretty...?

Yes folks, we want someone to come up with a better plot than we can. It's fantasy, somewhat a parody on all fantasy genre staples like LotR, Narnia, Dragonlance, Richard Simmons videos, and any MBA business guide.

I'll take suggestions for a (somewhat realistic) prize.

My vote for a completely abserd rpg with no set plot. We can simply join as any fantasy creature we invision and we are all on a quest for... immortality? The holy grail? The three-sectioned peanut??

Okay so we should have a choice of very simple plots that are each parodied from famous stories, each one designed to interfere with the other.

Such as :

Quest for the Holy Coconut
Those invovled in this quest will be searching valiently for the Holy Coconut as it is said any who drink the holy coconut juice will gain the strength of ten men (or citrus fruits) and will be unbeatable in combat.

The Legend of Extingisher
The great sword, Extingisher, was planted in a rose garden, the soil around it becoming so muddy that it is like quicksand to whoever steps in it. The one who holds the sword will be crowned King or Queen of a terrible mess but none have yet been able to capture it.

Sleeping Deadly
A beautiful princess once had a handsome prince who loved her but she bit into a fruit and fell asleep. Thankfully, because this princess was a very deadly assasin, of course, all good things must come to an end so now she is alive once more and trying to get revenge on the good witch Glenda.

ect.

Haha. Aren't all of those ideas. . fruity? MUAHAHA

I like the extinguisher one in particular.

Well thats what happens when you ask the fruit.

Another idea would be a wizard of oz spinoff.

I have an idea (though I'm ineligible ) about a plot mocking the Greek Gods. (I suggested that as a forum, but it may have nothing to do with the RPG unless the plot matched up with that). There's tons of funny stories that can be changed around to not only involve tons of people but to laugh at

*8 hours later*

What's a three-sectioned peanut?

LOL, peanuts normally have two nuts in them, I have never seen one with three... I'll try photoshopping a 3-chambered nut.

Really? We have lots of those in GA. I didn't know they were rare. I was imagining a non-shelled peanut with three halves.

*wants boiled peanuts now*

Look in the bottom left...

Okay, well not so elusive then. LOL

The Legend of Extingisher sounds like a good plot let go with that one.

Oh ah... Bryt... are we going to still do this?

I don't see why we can't throw in new random plots.