34. Star Light, Star Bright, MichelleR is on this recap

[rainechief]

RECAP section is for actual plot lines and the dialog scenes that people capture. It was actually intended to be a place where people could go when they hadn't seen an ep for years and didn't have tapes -- more of a factual area instead of opinion. IE: this will substitute for the SHOW BIBLE for TYR Fanfic Authors.

[MichelleLR]

Scene 1 ~

Sweetwater Way Station

Jimmy, Lou, Noah, Cody and the Kid are all standing around Teaspoon. They're standing in the middle of the waystation's dirt yard and staring at Teaspoon who is sitting on a high chair talking to all of them.

Cody: What kind a Christmas present is this Teaspoon?

Jimmy: This ain't like that stupid game a baseball is it?

Teaspoon: (Who's dressed with a black official cap on his head) Ladies and gentlemen...may I have your attention please? Since we don't got us a lawn, we will be playin' the game of "dirt" tennis. The rules are the same, and when you are assigned your positions, we will play a rubber. Okay, Hickok...(he points at him, Lou and Noah) Lou and Noah, over there (he points to one side of the net). Cody, the Kid...over there (he points to the other side of the net).

Cody: Now hold on a minute! That's three against two Teaspoon, that ain't fair.

Teaspoon: Cody, if I could figure out a way to split one a you down the middle without messin' up your pretty white clothes, I would. (He turns to Lou) Lou...you will serve first.

Lou nods her head in assent.

Teaspoon: Take your positions please.

All the riders disperse to their "positions".

Teaspoon: Playing, commense.

Lou throws the ball into the air and serves it past everyone. A window breaks in the back ground after everyone watches it fly by.

Lou: (Smiling) Was that an ace?

Teaspoon looks in his rule book and then back at Lou.

Teaspoon: Yes.

Cody's turn to serve and he almost hits Jimmy with it.

Kid volleys the ball and then Jimmy does the same. A long volley is going when Jimmy misses the ball that Kid hit. Jimmy points to the side of the chalk line.

Jimmy: That was out...uh, I mean fault...fault.

Kid: Jimmy, that was a good serve and you know it!

Jimmy shakes his head.

Jimmy: No it wasn't.

Kid: Teaspoon?

Teaspoon: Good.

Jimmy comes walking up to Teaspoon.

Jimmy: What Teaspoon?! That was out by a long, long way! Can't you see anything?!

Teaspoon crosses his arms.

Teaspoon: I calls 'em as I sees 'em son.

Jimmy: Teaspoon, put on your glasses! Look...it landed right here...not here, but right here! Which makes it out!

Jimmy has walked back to the line where the ball had landed and keeps placing the ball back and forth over the line, trying to prove his point.

Teaspoon: That is warnin' number one.

Jimmy tries to interrupt.

Teaspoon: That...is warnin' number two! Read the rules son.

Jimmy takes the book out of Teaspoon's hand and then tosses it to the ground. Cody rolls his eyes as Jimmy walks back to play again.

Jimmy turns to look at Kid and Cody.

Jimmy: Next server. Come on!

Kid throws the ball in the air to serve it, then Jimmy draws his gun and fires it at the ball. Kid ducks as the obliterated ball falls over him. Noah laughs.

Jimmy: (Grinning) Double...fault.

Teaspoon sits back, shocked at what just happened.