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 Here's Why Everybody Has Their Own Viewpoint
Rapture of the Damned
Posted: May 21 2006, 08:59 AM


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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33 (Also classifies him as a Geek).
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3.And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do!


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Timi Hendrix
Posted: May 21 2006, 09:42 AM


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Lazyguy
Posted: May 21 2006, 11:36 AM


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While this did make me chuckle, it also sucks. Cause stereotypes suck. And I hate them.

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underOATH
Posted: May 21 2006, 11:40 AM


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This is dumb. Jesus was Jewish...
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Senjo
Posted: May 21 2006, 12:18 PM


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*bursts out laughing*

'Tis all just a joke. Good fun this time around, I say.

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Punks Still Pray
Posted: May 21 2006, 05:09 PM


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Funny, but in a bittersweet way.


And where does it say that He liked gospel music?


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Aeneas
Posted: May 21 2006, 05:17 PM


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QUOTE (Punks Still Pray @ May 21 2006, 06:09 PM)
Funny, but in a bittersweet way.


And where does it say that He liked gospel music?



He never said Gospel music, just Gospel. Like literally, good news.

I don't know whether to laugh or shake my head and walk away. Could this be a bit sacriligious?

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Rapture of the Damned
Posted: May 21 2006, 05:33 PM


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Of course it's sacrilegious, that's why it's funny AND bad at the same time

It's like Racist jokes!


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Chrissiechibble
Posted: Jun 1 2006, 07:46 PM


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I feel kinda bad for finding it funny... unsure.gif


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Posted: Jun 1 2006, 07:51 PM


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I'm not sure that many of those points are in context...I didn't get why a lot of the points were said.


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Aslan's Disciple
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 08:44 AM


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The part of this joke I find flawed is the term 'equally good'.

I find the last one somewhat amusing.

The rest is just, really, true stupidity.

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Toa Tilius
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 09:13 AM


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Lol, it's just a joke. No need for everyone to jump into defence mode....

Stereotypes are fun....and fine when they're in a joke.
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Lazyguy
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 01:11 PM


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QUOTE (Toa Tilius @ Jun 2 2006, 10:13 AM)
Lol, it's just a joke. No need for everyone to jump into defence mode....

Stereotypes are fun....and fine when they're in a joke.

Not at all. And stereotypes are pretty much always in jokes, which flaws your point. Taking stereotyping to any level above jokes is about the stupidest thing possible.


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Toa Tilius
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 01:23 PM


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...

Isn't that basically what I just said?

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Lazyguy
Posted: Jun 2 2006, 08:31 PM


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QUOTE (Toa Tilius @ Jun 2 2006, 02:23 PM)
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Isn't that basically what I just said?

-Tilius-

By saying "Stereo types are fun...and fine when they're in a joke" insinuated that stereotypes are fun and fine when they're in a joke. But you put that sentence as if it were two seperate statements.


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