gavok sucks, learn how gavok chuggs the cock

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First and only warning: Knock it off, or you will have the dubious honor of being the first person banned from this board.

And that's a bannin'...er...the joke doesn't work that way, does it?

What confuses me is that I don't know which thing he'd be banned for:

1) The constant spamming.
2) The trolling flame thread we're posing in right here.
3) The misleading title of this thread. Nowhere in that first post did we learn about how I chug cock.

And that's terrible.

Yeah man, how do you do it?

Oh right...no porn rule.

How exactly can you "chug" cock anyway.... wouldn't that mean you consume a large amount of cock very quickly? That doesn't sound to me like an admirable trait and try as I might I can't quite imagine how it would work.

I'd say all of the above.

And that's a bannin' for real.

Okay, see the first step is to get a rooster and a pretty heavy-duty blender. Now, I'd say pluck the cock first so you don't get any feathers stuck in your throat. I also suggest adding milk or orange juice before blending to make the cock far easier to chug.

fine i'll stop if gavok stops fricking wining

Whining about what, exactly?

Or do you mean "winning"? Yeah, he means winning.

I warned the Nij', and prevented him from posting for now.

I can always rescind that if you guys liked his mindless...chatter? I'm not sure exactly what to call it.

Did he ever post anything worth reading?

No, but it's kind of fun to make fun of him.

And watch him get 0wned by Gavok.

How did you warn him and get him to stop posting? Are you a mod and we just don't know it?

Look at the front page, it says Forum Led By: Schide66 & Gavok

Congrats you two, by the way.

Huh. My link in my favorites menus leads directly to the main discussion forum, so I didn't see the forum leaders.

And congrats!

Nijo serously needs to be banned then impaled with a tire iron. Just putting in my two cents.

I like the tire iron bit.

Who wouldn't?

No fear of Nijo being offended by that post, either. I bet you $3.00 that he doesn't know the definition of 'impale'.

Danke.

3 things


1. Schide and Gavok are mods..... we have mods......both are suprises but I guess we have never needed them before


2. Is it possible to not ban Nijo but restrict him to just posting in one thread, a sticky containing all his posts called "the troll cage" the varous rants about his innocence will amuse me for days I assume


3. If you were to cook that cock, possibly in wine, mash it whilst it was still warm, add gravy and mashed potatoes and then drink it I bet it'd be delicious. I would indeed then freely admit to loving the cock.

Just as long as you keep your dirty hands off my cock.

Who wouldn't?

No fear of Nijo being offended by that post, either. I bet you $3.00 that he doesn't know the definition of 'impale'.

Chances are he doesn't know the definition of tire either. Hell I bet he doesn't know what cock is either.

Empfang, Gavok. See - I know German too! ....Okay I used freetranslation.com

I don't think #2 would work, Robin, like that. But, if you made a whole new forum dedicated to him being a troll - you can ban him for the other two forums.

Eh, we still mostly don't need them, but I don't want another day like Sunday to go down where I'm not around to take care of something like that again.

Gavok and Schide have been here since just about the beginning, and between the three of us, there's almost always one of us on the board, so I figured they'd make good choices.

I don't know of any way to do that short of making an entire forum dedicated to it. But then that just tends to breed trouble makers.

Uh... we're talking about chicken here, right?

Right?