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Cthulhu - July 30, 2008 08:09 PM (GMT)
He didn't have a thread and I don't want him to feel left out.

Tarnov - July 30, 2008 10:54 PM (GMT)
Do we even complain about Jack anymore?

Scott - July 30, 2008 11:25 PM (GMT)
It has really reached the point where it is so self-evident that no one feels the need to voice their criticisms.

Minnesota President - July 31, 2008 03:30 AM (GMT)
His name is so cumbersome, I'm just going to call him Jackain from now on.

TSI - July 31, 2008 04:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Scott @ Jul 30 2008, 03:25 PM)
It has really reached the point where it is so self-evident that no one feels the need to voice their criticisms.

you should come to chat. he's criticized all the time.

TSI - July 31, 2008 04:01 AM (GMT)
No wait if you come to chat i'll probably kick you over and over again for fun.

So definitely come.

Scott - July 31, 2008 04:25 AM (GMT)
I'm fairly sure I'd be banned for being Scott if I did go to chat.

Minnesota President - July 31, 2008 04:27 AM (GMT)
Then be someone else.

Scott - July 31, 2008 05:58 AM (GMT)
I also don't feel like installing IRC. I hate chatrooms.

Draghignazzo - July 31, 2008 01:40 PM (GMT)
Superdickery chat is boring as shit. Main things going on nowadays with the exception of the occasionall dnd game include:

People act like RSS feeds about whatever animated tv series they're watching or whatever singleplayer game they are playing. Nobody gives a fuck.
Jack Cain says something, people call him on it and he presses caps lock and starts baaaaaw-ing until I get ops and ban him.
If one of the two girls enter chat, BDS and Starke will start to insult each other or me so that the girls will think they are cool. Starke usually fails in one way or another.

EDIT: But 90% of the time it's deader than Deadman.

Cthulhu - July 31, 2008 04:50 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Draghignazzo @ Jul 31 2008, 09:40 AM)
People act like RSS feeds about whatever animated tv series they're watching or whatever singleplayer game they are playing. Nobody gives a fuck.

I resent that. Unlike RSS feeds, everything I say is entirely worthless on every level.

Minnesota President - July 31, 2008 06:44 PM (GMT)
Jackain just doesn't change, huh? Someone bait him over here so we can rip on him like old times.

TSI - July 31, 2008 07:29 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Draghignazzo @ Jul 31 2008, 05:40 AM)
People act like RSS feeds about whatever animated tv series they're watching or whatever singleplayer game they are playing. Nobody gives a fuck.
Jack Cain says something, people call him on it and he presses caps lock and starts baaaaaw-ing until I get ops and ban him.
If one of the two girls enter chat, BDS and Starke will start to insult each other or me so that the girls will think they are cool. Starke usually fails in one way or another.

1. you're just angry because you suck at videogames and watching television
2. Man who would ever give you ops.
3. Oh please. Everyone knows they both fail horribly.

TSI - July 31, 2008 07:30 PM (GMT)
Besides, God Hand deserves to be talked about all the time, so you can just suck it.

Draghignazzo - July 31, 2008 10:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (TSI @ Jul 31 2008, 09:30 PM)
Besides, God Hand deserves to be talked about all the time, so you can just suck it.

It totally does, which is why I can't understand why people won't talk about it ever.

TSI - August 1, 2008 08:45 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Draghignazzo @ Jul 31 2008, 02:02 PM)
QUOTE (TSI @ Jul 31 2008, 09:30 PM)
Besides, God Hand deserves to be talked about all the time, so you can just suck it.

It totally does, which is why I can't understand why people won't talk about it ever.

I'm still playing it. I'm doing a totally awesome kick-me-sign run. I've beaten demon elvis and i'm on stage 6 now. So awesome.

Cthulhu - August 9, 2008 01:12 AM (GMT)
This just in Jack doesn't actually exist.

Tarnov - August 9, 2008 02:53 AM (GMT)

Jaap - August 9, 2008 07:40 AM (GMT)
is he golem

Anak - August 9, 2008 07:03 PM (GMT)
A figment of someone's imagination?

Tarnov - August 9, 2008 09:29 PM (GMT)
He's a figment of all of our imaginations. like a massive allucination.

Cthulhu - September 4, 2008 12:39 AM (GMT)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

Scott - September 4, 2008 01:06 AM (GMT)
That's not even remotely what you were doing.

Jaap - September 5, 2008 07:08 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 3 2008, 04:39 PM)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

look cthulhu is mocking jack

astounding

Scott - September 5, 2008 08:26 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jaap @ Sep 5 2008, 01:08 AM)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 3 2008, 04:39 PM)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

look everything is mocking jack

astounding

Hobo - September 5, 2008 09:28 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 3 2008, 04:39 PM)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

I think at this point Jack just makes sure he has the opposite opinions of anyone whose ever been mean enough towards him, no matter about whether the opinion makes sense or not.

Cthulhu - September 6, 2008 12:33 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (what's-his-face @ Sep 5 2008, 04:26 AM)
QUOTE (Jaap @ Sep 5 2008, 01:08 AM)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 3 2008, 04:39 PM)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

look everything is mocking jaap

astounding

SnoKoneManiac - September 6, 2008 12:58 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 5 2008, 07:33 PM)
QUOTE (what's-his-face @ Sep 5 2008, 04:26 AM)
QUOTE (Jaap @ Sep 5 2008, 01:08 AM)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 3 2008, 04:39 PM)
[20:12:38] <Ducky> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wikipe-tan
[20:12:45] <Ducky> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:13:25] <JackCain> look, cthulhu mocks other people enjoying themselves
[20:13:28] <JackCain> astounding.

look everything is mocking jaap

astounding

Jaap - September 7, 2008 01:49 AM (GMT)
ho ho wha?

Cthulhu - September 7, 2008 05:17 AM (GMT)
SnoKoneManiac did it wrong.

SnoKoneManiac - September 7, 2008 02:48 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Cthulhu @ Sep 7 2008, 12:17 AM)
SnoKoneManiac did it wrong.

IN BED!

Jack_Cain - October 1, 2008 07:24 PM (GMT)
Hay Guyz!

Can I sit at the cool kids table?

Cthulhu - October 1, 2008 07:28 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jack_Cain @ Oct 1 2008, 03:24 PM)
Hay Guyz!

Can I sit at the cool kids table?

Dunno, why don't you go ask the cool kids?

Jack_Cain - October 1, 2008 07:30 PM (GMT)
Good point.

SnoKoneManiac - October 1, 2008 10:42 PM (GMT)
Where are the cool kids?

Scott - October 1, 2008 11:42 PM (GMT)
There are no cool kids.

Minnesota President - October 2, 2008 01:56 AM (GMT)
Hey, I'm a cool kid and I say he can't sit with me, ew.

Jaap - October 2, 2008 10:52 AM (GMT)
Can I commend you for being able to take a Python lyric and making it emo and sad, Jack?

Jack_Cain - October 2, 2008 09:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (SnoKoneManiac @ Oct 1 2008, 04:42 PM)
Where are the cool kids?

Not here.

Jack_Cain - October 2, 2008 09:57 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jaap @ Oct 2 2008, 04:52 AM)
Can I commend you for being able to take a Python lyric and making it emo and sad, Jack?

What? I didn't make it emo.




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