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[Megagenius1]

This is a little story me and Suikone have been working on. We'll take turns posting snippets of it, and at the end there will be one long fanfiction. This is basically AFTER Josh and Jowy become champions, and get their old teams. Here are my characters:

Name: Josh Sparx
Age: 15
Description:
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Name: Manectric
Age: 15
Description:
In short, he is an idiot. An idiot with a Brooklyn accent, a bad attitude, and an insatiable appatite for everything unhealthy. Don't get on his bad side, and he won't...okay, he'll still bother you.

Name: Charizard
Age: 18
Description:
He is a wimp. A big, fat, cuddly, wimp with an IQ of 205. He also has a huge amount of battling potential. But he is still a wimp. =3

[Suikone]

Yep, this story will be mainly a comedy. There'll be some Drama (Cmedic Drama) some Suspence (Comedic Suspence) and some Action (Comedic Action.) Here is my character and his Pokémon:

Name: Jowy Himari
Age: 17
Description:
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Name: Cacturn
Age: 15
Description:
Cacturn is an extremely sensitive Pokémon. His favorite things are sugar and hugs. Those hugs come at a price for all he hugs, do to his pins. His best friend is Charizard

Name: Umbreon
Age: 17
Description:
Umbreon is the smarter of the two and is always mean to Cacturn. He fears Charizard but doesn't let people know. He speaks fluent Spanish (which surprises a lot of people). He is always insulting Cacturn and is best friends with Manetric.

[Suikone]

Chapter 1: The Missing Halloween Candy

It was a cool winter night. The sun had just set when the doorbell rang. It was Jowy Himari, 2-time Elite Four champion, and his two favorite Pokémon, Umbreon and Cacturn. The man who answered the door was Josh Sparx, a fellow 2-time Elite Four Champion. Behind them, eluminated by a tail fire, lay a Charizard and a Manetric. These four Pokémon were of the most famous in all of the Solun Region. Both of these trainer's second Elite Four run, was with their respective 2 Pokémon alone.

"Well well, if it isn't Jowy?" Josh said, a smirk on his face, rekindered at the sight of his best friend.

"Well, Umbreon and Cacturn weren't gettin along to well, and I thought maybe if the hang out with Manetric and Charizard for a bit, they would get back to their old selves?" Jowy replied, motioning to the two shivering Pokémon behind him.

"Well do enter then, it's freezing out here." Josh said opening the door further to allow the trio through.

Once inside the two Pokémon went straight into the Living Room where Charizard and Manetric lay. Jowy went into the kitchen with Josh to remininse on the happenings only a few months ago, when the two became the first to defeat the Elite Four twice.

"*yawn* Well I'm glad to finally get out of that place,, this imbassil here has been clinging to me like crazy. Now go see Charizard," Umbreon ordered to Cacturn.

"WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Before they knew it, Cacturn was stuck to Charizard as if he was the pin and Charizard was the cushion.

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Instantly, Charizard's eyes flashed open, and he let out a short cry of pain. "It's...nice...to see you too...Cacturne..." It was only polite that he return the favor, tears streaming from his eyes as he attempted to maintain a happy smile...and his sanity. Manectric woke up, opening a single eye. "Oh, great. The Cuddlefreak Twins are together." He got up, and walked over to Umbreon. "Hey, dude. How's it going?"

"It's all good." They high-pawed each other, and looked at the two, making bets to see how long Charizard would last. "Ten Seconds. At MAX."
"No way. I'd say 30."
"What!? Look at him? He's nearly unconcious!"
"Um...scratch that 'nearly'." Umbreon pointed to Charizard, who was hanging limply, effected by the blood loss.

5 minutes later...

Charizard was covered head to toe in band-aids. Cacturne just sat on the couch next to him, swinging his legs and humming a tune, seemingly oblivious to the agony he inflicted to his best friend. Manectric was laughing. Half of the band-aids were covered with cartoon characters, for the baby Pokémon in the house. "Dude! This one has the Powerpuff Girls!"
"Yeah. Maybe he shoudl be called 'Puff the Magic Dragon'!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!" Manectric was on the floor, legs in the air, cracking up.

Cacturne just grinned happily. "YAY!!! CHARRIE IS PUFFY!!!" He embraced Charizard again, making him go back into that oh so funny spiral of agony. Even Umbreon thought it was too much. "Okay, Cacturne, that's enough. You can stop hugging him now."
"BUT MEH LUFFS CHARRIE!!!" And with that, Charizard passed out a second time from the spikes that drove deeper into his body. But with love. =3

[Suikone]

*20 Minutes Later*

Charizard was now in bandages from head to toe, thick enough that Cacturn's spikes couldn't get through. Umbreon and Manetric were laying on the floor, plotting their next prank on the other two Pokémon. Cacturn was clung to Charizard's bandages, with no sign of letting up soon. Josh and Jowy had decided to go out to eat, and had left the Pokémon alone.

"So, if we could get Charizard to finally say what he thinks about Cacturn smuggling him, Cacturn would get upset, and they'd have a huge argument... Cacturn would even cry!" Umbreon said in a hushed voice.

Manetric gave a nod, and they put the plan into action. Manetric and Umbreon worked together to unravel Charizard's bandages. Charizard let out a scream as Cacturn plopped down on his already hurt body, "AHHHHHH CACTURN PLEASE LET GO!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! LET GO!!!! YOU'RE HURTING ME!!!!!"

Tears broke in Cacturn's eyes. He burst out, sobbing uncontrolably, and ran out the back door. Charizard, sad at what he had said followed Cacturn out the door. Giggling to themselves, Manetric and Umbreon crawled over to the window, and watched on, holding in their laughter.

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(Can I put this on Deviantart? I'll give us both credit.)

Manectric's head quickly turned toward Umbreon. "Dude...I have an idea...we both know Spanish, right? Let's make this a soap opera."
"...what? Why the heck would we do that?"
"...um...we could tape-record it, send it to Fox (since they are despirate for any kind of material), and make a huge amount of money off the series?" Umbreon just looked at Manectric like he was insane. "That is just...THE BEST IDEA I EVER HEARD!!! Let me get my camcorder!" Soon enough, they got all the stuff, and set it up.

Charizard managed to catch up to Cacturne, and put a hand on the cactus' shoulder. Unfortunately, that ended up driving another thorn into his hand. "AH! Cacturne! Please understand."
"UNDERSTAND WHAT!? THAT YOU ARE A COMPLETE JERK AND YOU HATE ME!?" Cacturne was now pouring out anime-tears, where a huge torrent of tears arcs out from both eyes.
"I don't hate you...you're one of my best friends..." Cacturne walked up, glaring at Charizard, who looked down at him from 3 feet higher up, apparently intimidated (weird, huh?).
"OH YEAH!? WOULD ONE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS DO THIS!?" And here is where the deep, sympathetic moments ended.

Cacturne proceded to poke Charizard with his hand...er, stump...over and over again. Luckily, none of his spines were there. "Huh? How do you like THAT!?" Charizard raised an eyebrow, and just looked at the stump. "Um...ow?"
"THAT'S RIGHT!!!"
"Look...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to do anything like that...but having spines drivin into your flesh with great force kinda stings..." Cacturn seemed to pout, and folded his arms. "I'm sorry, but that's the case here..."
"Oh SURE!!! You just HAPPENED to be in pain when I hug you!!! And it does NOT hurt! Watch!" He pricked himself with one of his spines, resulting in a fit of babyish sobbing. "OWIES!!!" Charizard sighed, hugging Cacturne. His voice was pained. "There...is...that better...now?"
"Lots!!! THANKIES SO MUCH, CHARRIE!!!" Cacturne pounced on Charizard, resulting in him passing out again. "Oops...sowwie..."

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(Since Suikone is missing, I'll post the next chapter...)

Cacturne dragged Charizard inside, and was instantly greeted by the twobiggest jerks on four legs. "What the heck!? You seriously thought it didn't hurt?" Cacturne just smiled, and looked at Manectric innocently.
"Nopes. My spineys never poked me. I never found out what they were for." Umbreon was editing the voices to make it into a Spanish Soap Opera. Oh, yeah...we're gonna be rich off of this... Cacturne ran over to Umbreon. Oh god, this will end badly. "Whatcha' doin? Huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh?"
"SHUT UP!!! I mean nothing..."
"Hey!!! It's me and Charrie!!! How'd we end up in the box?" Umbreon got one of those anger-nerves on his head.
"Cacturne...why don't you go see if Charizard wants to play again?"
"SQUEE!!!"

5 minutes later...

Manectric and Umbreon were snickering as they watched the movie. Gold...pure, unrefined gold that someone had melted into a useless object no one would want. Charizard was wrapped up like a mummy, glaring at the quadriped Pokémon. Cacnea was simply humming a tune and letting his legs swing while he watched Barney. Manectric and Umbreon couldn't stand it, and neither could Charizard. But unfortunately for the dragon, he couldn't reach the remote, and his voice was muffled by the bandages.

Charizard got some of the bandages off his mouth and looked at Umbreon pleadingly. "Why are you doing this?"
"Porque yo no cuido lo que una grasa, la salamandra pequeńa débil como usted mismo quiere hacer." (Because I don't care what a fat, wimpy little salamander like yourself wants to do.) Hm...he really WAS fluent in Spanish...but so was Charizard.

"El idiota, yo puedo entender todo que usted dice. Próximo tiempo, la prueba que insulta a una persona en un idioma que ellos no pueden hablar." (Idiot, I can understand everything you're saying. Next time, try insulting a person in a language they CAN'T speak.) Umbreon looked at Manectric irritatedly. "You never told me he knew Spanish..."
"Oh, yeah. He's fluent in about seventeen different languages."
"SEVENTEEN!?"
"Vrai, vrai. La façon plus qu'un petit renard d'ombre cruel qui aime manger des bébés et et fait de petits enfants pleurer jamais pourrait espérer savoir męme." ((It was French, this time) True, true. Way more than a cruel little shadow fox who likes to eat babies and and make small children cry could ever even hope to know.). Umbreon just looked confused. "Um...take that back?"

"Geldstrafe, Geldstrafe. Sie sind eine vollständige und äußerste Verschwendung von Fleisch und sollte auf durch einen Snorlax gesessen werden, der dann auf Ihnen furzen würde!!!" ((In German) Fine, fine. You are a complete and utter waste of flesh and should be sat on by a Snorlax, who would then fart on you!!!) Woah...Umbreon was getting owned and he didn't even know it.
"That's right, Charizard. I AM the best, and you don't forget it." Charizard rolled his eyes. He usually wasn't this insulting, but you'd be cranky too, if you suddenly became a pincusion. Then something strange happened...Cacturne was gone. He must have left during Charizard's little tangent.