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For those about to read this, we salute you| Kazikamimoto |
Posted: Jul 1 2011, 08:01 PM
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IF bread always lands buttered side down,
AND cats always land on their feet. WHAT would happen IF you strapped a piece of buttered bread face up on the back of a cat AND dropped them? It boggles the mind to think what might happen. My hypothesis is that it would create a bread-cat fusion. Each component would act like the opposite polarities of two magnets, forcing each apart. Because the two are strapped together, they could not actually be forced apart, thus they would stop in mid-air and start spinning. The increased speed of the spinning object would create electromagnetic charges which could very well be harnessed for a cheap source of power; in turn ending our energy concerns of the future. Who knows what could happen. You be the judge. -------------------- |
  
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| Yev |
Posted: Jul 1 2011, 08:06 PM
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 Moley has made a new rank  Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 5,147 Member No.: 58 Joined: 24-January 07 |
Why is so much of this forum faux-esotericism?
-------------------- "It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question." ~ John Stuart Mill The Yev Museum |
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| Kazikamimoto |
Posted: Jul 1 2011, 08:07 PM
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Zaro's rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 11,655 Member No.: 77 Joined: 27-May 08 |
Cause it's easier than real esotericism. Plus. Spam.
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| Nevrotic Maniacs |
Posted: Jul 2 2011, 03:25 PM
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 Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 4,859 Member No.: 61 Joined: 23-April 07 |
Whatever you do don't panic!
You can always use your towel, right? -------------------- The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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| The Imperial Navy |
Posted: Jul 4 2011, 03:56 AM
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 F*ck... I'm out of title ideas Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 3,945 Member No.: 81 Joined: 24-July 08 |
It would create a quantom singularity, causing the universe to fold in on itself, and create a new reality where we are enslaved by English speaking Cats armed with Buttered toast cannons, forcing us into slavery to construct giant balls of wool for their delight.
I for one, welcome our new feline overlords. -------------------- SSA's resident Picspammer.
Poster of the year 2011... apparently. Who knew. |
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| Kazikamimoto |
Posted: Jul 4 2011, 06:55 PM
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Agreed. I'll get started on the buffet.
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| Incandescent |
Posted: Jul 6 2011, 08:27 AM
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*favors this outcome* -------------------- "What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn?" - Raziel
"The coin is still turning..." -Kain "Cats are truly all powerful!" - sog Resident Marquis de Carabas Father of AC The Harbinger: Tiny, Adorable Predator (rapidly developing into a bitch and a half) A feeling of compassion warms you... A feeling of regret envelops you... A desire to cry wells up within you... A feeling of anger overcomes you... A feeling of Emptiness fills your heart... A destructive force stirs within you... My Inventory |
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| Nevrotic Maniacs |
Posted: Jul 7 2011, 02:33 PM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 4,859 Member No.: 61 Joined: 23-April 07 |
Let's pause for a kit-kat
http://www.kitkat.com/ This post has been edited by Nevrotic Maniacs on Jul 7 2011, 02:33 PM -------------------- The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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| DangerousNate |
Posted: Jul 8 2011, 05:06 AM
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 And Moley's still top poster Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 26,442 Member No.: 123 Joined: 14-January 10 |
We will have successfully created anti-gravity. -------------------- "Remember if you are going to do something stupid, at least do it intelligently."
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire. "God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad "The sun shines and the day is beautiful even if there is a big raise in taxes." -Nev My Storage Container for Awards |
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| Nevrotic Maniacs |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 09:42 AM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 4,859 Member No.: 61 Joined: 23-April 07 |
It is a proven fact that cats mainly meeow in Portuguese. -------------------- The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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| DangerousNate |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 11:44 AM
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And Moley's still top poster Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 26,442 Member No.: 123 Joined: 14-January 10 |
So that's why I can't understand them. -------------------- "Remember if you are going to do something stupid, at least do it intelligently."
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Winston Churchill Once a guy fell into a monocle making machine and made a spectacle of himself, while he was on fire. "God is good, but never dance in a small boat." -Mikey's dad "The sun shines and the day is beautiful even if there is a big raise in taxes." -Nev My Storage Container for Awards |
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| Yev |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 01:15 PM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 5,147 Member No.: 58 Joined: 24-January 07 |
Don't pass along that bullshit, outdated, fraudulent, propaganda science originally espoused by José Correia da Serra. Just because the Portuguese haven't done anything noteworthy for the past 300 years doesn't mean they can keep claiming made up tripe as their own. Besides, Francis Galton clearly demonstrated that cats were speaking Welsh in a deep Scottish accent, which is why no one can understand them. -------------------- "It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question." ~ John Stuart Mill The Yev Museum |
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| Nevrotic Maniacs |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 01:44 PM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 4,859 Member No.: 61 Joined: 23-April 07 |
I beg to differ, with the strongest of terms. Maybe Supercaliphragilisticexpialidocious, I believe no word is stronger. Or acetylsalicylic if you have a headache pronouncing long words. -------------------- The above statements should be handled with care, read with a fresh mind and accompanied by a good drink. Should these recommendations not be exactly followed, the author hereby declines any responsibilities for the ensuing consequences, including, amongst several others not explicitly mentioned, the growth of horns, severe constipation or eternal damnation.
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| Incandescent |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 02:03 PM
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In short, you are all wrong.
-------------------- "What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn?" - Raziel
"The coin is still turning..." -Kain "Cats are truly all powerful!" - sog Resident Marquis de Carabas Father of AC The Harbinger: Tiny, Adorable Predator (rapidly developing into a bitch and a half) A feeling of compassion warms you... A feeling of regret envelops you... A desire to cry wells up within you... A feeling of anger overcomes you... A feeling of Emptiness fills your heart... A destructive force stirs within you... My Inventory |
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| Yev |
Posted: Jul 25 2011, 10:26 PM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 5,147 Member No.: 58 Joined: 24-January 07 |
Well then I'm sorry. You're clearly suffering from pathological science. José Correia da Serra's theories on feline language were discredited over a century ago. It's a shame that people are still talking about it as if it has even a grain of truth. Anyone even half-reasonable would classify the "theory" of Portuguese cats in the same way as phrenology, phlogiston, or canals on Mars. -------------------- "It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question." ~ John Stuart Mill The Yev Museum |
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Posted: Jul 26 2011, 07:13 PM
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no one ever listens to the cat with an accredited degree in feline linguistics.
-------------------- "What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn?" - Raziel
"The coin is still turning..." -Kain "Cats are truly all powerful!" - sog Resident Marquis de Carabas Father of AC The Harbinger: Tiny, Adorable Predator (rapidly developing into a bitch and a half) A feeling of compassion warms you... A feeling of regret envelops you... A desire to cry wells up within you... A feeling of anger overcomes you... A feeling of Emptiness fills your heart... A destructive force stirs within you... My Inventory |
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| Yev |
Posted: Jul 26 2011, 10:18 PM
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Moley has made a new rank Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 5,147 Member No.: 58 Joined: 24-January 07 |
You feline fetishists are no more reliable than Portuguese scientists; brains riddled with toxoplasmosis.
-------------------- "It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied than a fool satisfied. And if the fool, or the pig, is of a different opinion, it is because they only know their own side of the question." ~ John Stuart Mill The Yev Museum |
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| Incandescent |
Posted: Jul 27 2011, 07:15 AM
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7000 Group: SSAian and proud Posts: 9,738 Member No.: 125 Joined: 25-February 10 |
stop your slanderous libel! My condition has not affected my work since I went into rehabilitation and has been managed for many years.
-------------------- "What game was this, where every player on the board claimed the same pawn?" - Raziel
"The coin is still turning..." -Kain "Cats are truly all powerful!" - sog Resident Marquis de Carabas Father of AC The Harbinger: Tiny, Adorable Predator (rapidly developing into a bitch and a half) A feeling of compassion warms you... A feeling of regret envelops you... A desire to cry wells up within you... A feeling of anger overcomes you... A feeling of Emptiness fills your heart... A destructive force stirs within you... My Inventory |
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