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Moley's torturing his colleagues, Funny things Moley has said| Moleland |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 11:13 AM
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Moley: '...John Terry says, "Text England to (random number) to support the England 2018 bid"'
Colleague: 'What is that for?' Moley:'The England World Cup bid' Colleague: 'Oh I see'. Moley: 'I'm sorry, but how is texting a number going to help?' Colleague: ... Moley: 'Is the text number attached to some machine that drops seeds on the heads of the selectors who eventually go, "You know, lets give England in the World Cup to stop those damn seeds falling on our heads"?' -------------------- The Benevolent (demi)Rule of Moleland!
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 11:18 AM
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| Moleland |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 11:25 AM
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Colleague: Can I have that (pizza sauce) spoon?
Moley: This is the matrix: There is no spoon! -------------------- The Benevolent (demi)Rule of Moleland!
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 01:43 PM
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Moley: So yeah (insert random crap) dynamite is also nice (insert more crap) OMAD!
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| Moleland |
Posted: Oct 23 2009, 11:32 PM
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That's why I'm sensible to bosses
Moley: (singing) Is the way to amerillo? Every night I'm hugging my pillow... Colleague: You're not singing that song are you? --------------------- later... Colleague: Damn you! Now I'm singing it! Moley: Success! -------------------- The Benevolent (demi)Rule of Moleland!
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| Gillfish |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 09:06 AM
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You really are an evil sod, aren't you.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 03:09 PM
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Less evil, more minor irritation.
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:07 PM
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Those are pretty evil.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:36 PM
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And hungry.
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:39 PM
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Always hungry. The Colony needs food. If it doesn't, it grows bigger.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:42 PM
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If it does it grows bigger anyway.
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:44 PM
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But it shrinks if flooded with poisonous gas.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:45 PM
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Temporarily, before returning. Stronger. Faster. Better.
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:47 PM
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That's why you strike again while they're still busy removing all the corpses.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 06:51 PM
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And installing the robotics.
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 07:00 PM
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Solvable problem.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 07:01 PM
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Build a bigger robot?
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 24 2009, 07:06 PM
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That might or might not do the trick.
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| Belschaft |
Posted: Oct 25 2009, 04:31 AM
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Did it work in robocop?
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| Demonic Gophers |
Posted: Oct 25 2009, 08:04 AM
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I haven't got the slightest idea, not having seen it.
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