A Street Car Named Fudgie

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A Street Car Named Fudgie;; A Play By Tennessee Guest 1

CAST
Goldie: Sean Penn
Nurse Fiona O'Malley : Rosie O'Donnal

Act 2 Scene 1; a squalid apartment across from a beggars cemetary, no air conditioning on a hot summer evening in Florida. Nurse O'Malley from the Tommis Assisted Care company visits a patient.



O'Malley : Good evening Mr. Goldie How are you feeling today ?
Goldie: I feel like shit, if I could walk I'd step on a bunny. How could they ?
O'Malley: Are you still upset about being banned from the Rant page?
Goldie: YES dammit , it's not fair
O'Malley: But you said a nasty word, and it's not really your web page is it now ?
Goldie: All I said was "cunt", those other guys are saying pussy and tit all the time, why can't I ?
O'Malley: Well it's because those guys are heterosexual and they have experience with a woman's body, You being a faggot do not. You talk about what you have no experience in.--and you were very rude too, methinks !!!
Goldie: All I said was "cunt'
O'Malley: Well there you go, If you have to express yourself that way try another word, like "quim" or "minge" or "fur burger"
Goldie: Awww fuck them homophobes
O'Malley: Now Now, you're a gettin all red in the face and you're gonna have another stroke just calm down and I'm sure they'll let you back on eventually if you promise to behave.
Goldie: Ya think?? Ya really think so?? Gee you're a nice person for a woman.
O'Malley: Why faith and begorrah I do, someday if you behave. But I think your problem is you've never had any experience with a woman's minge have ya now, ya poor soul.
Goldie: why no, the last time was the day I was born and I don't remeber it at all.
O'Malley: Well ya poor bastard, if ya don't tell anybody, How about I show you mine. Would ya be liken that now govner?
Goldie: Really ?? AHHHHH ok
(O'Malley hikes dress and exposes the Holy Grail)
O"malley: Ya be a liking that now Mr Goldie?
Goldie: Why hell yes I like it, you wouldn't mind if I poured some hot metal on it would ya???

[Mr Nise]

Bravo !!!! Bravo!! Author !!!! (whistle) Author !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Ling Ling]

That make good Kabuki play I think.

[Pearl Bailey]

Bravo! Bravo!

[Chadi]

me liek!

[Monica]

Being Irish I must protest !