PROOF PLEASE, SILLYNESS

PROOF PLEASE

We have heard talk enough. We have listened to all the drowsy, idealess, vapid sermons that we wish to hear. We have read your Bible and the works of your best minds. We have heard your prayers, your solemn groans and your reverential amens. All these amount to less than nothing. We want one fact. We beg at the doors of your churches for just one little fact. We pass our hats along your pews and under your pulpits and implore you for just one fact. We know all about your mouldy wonders and your stale miracles. We want a 'this year's fact'. We ask only one. Give us one fact for charity. Your miracles are too ancient. The witnesses have been dead for nearly two thousand years. Their reputation for 'truth and veracity' in the neighborhood where they resided is wholly unknown to us. Give us a new miracle, and substantiate it by witnesses who still have the cheerful habit of living this world. Do not send us to Jericho to hear the winding horns, nor put us in the fire with Shadrach, Meshech and Abednego. Do not compel us to navigate the sea with Captain Jonah, nor dine with Mr. Ezekiel. There is no sort of use in sending us fox-hunting with Samson. We have positively lost all interest in that little speech so eloquently delivered by Balaam's inspired donkey. It is worse than useless to show us fishes with money in their mouths, and call our attention to vast multitudes stuffing themselves with five crackers and two sardines. We demand a new miracle, and we demand it now. Let the church furnish at least one, or forever hold her peace." --

Congratulations, Jobee. I see you've been honing your writing skills. I'd say you're just about ready for prime-time!

Wow! Your writing style is remarkably similar to Robert Ingersoll's! I'm sure he would approve!


"WE have heard talk enough. We have listened to all the drowsy, idealess, vapid sermons that we wish to hear. We have read your Bible and the works of your best minds. We have heard your prayers, your solemn groans and your reverential amens. All these amount to less than nothing. We want one fact. We beg at the doors of your churches for just one little fact. We pass our hats along your pews and under your pulpits and implore you for just one fact."

Robert G. Ingersoll

not even the common decency to put it in quotes. Playgermism plain and simple--frickin copy cat. I bet he cheats on tests too.

I seem to recall a certain Muslim who used to post on the old Rant board who did the same thing. That...and welch on bets. Very sick individual.

RealDumb would have like him though. Birds of a feather.

I knew he was a towel head sympathizer but I didn't know he took his shoes off, bent down on a rug and denied Jesus------PROOF PLEASE----- no never mind,you're right, the only way he'd pay up is if he bet with another muslim and lost--He don't have to honor bets to non-muslims it's in their Korean holy book.No virgins for him, he's too cheap, he'll find a way to take his dinars with him when he goes to tight wad paradise. But that is a new one on me, a towelhead cheer leader that believes in UFO's------strange,,, very strange.

Proof? Well I don’t have a picture of him sniffing Muslim ass in a mosque or anything like that, but look at the facts: he goes ballistic anytime someone criticizes a death-cultist (rather like RealDumb in that respect). He falls all over himself trying to defend or justify every heinous act they commit. And when I finally confronted him with the single most horrific death-cultist atrocity I could think of - the wanton slaughter of innocent schoolchildren in Beslam, Russia – it took him two goddamn years to admit that it was probably wrong for Muslims to shoot little kids in the back as they ran for their lives. And I frankly still don’t think he believes in for a moment.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a frickin’ Mohammed-lovin’ duck.

I always accepted the duck ananolgy as proof. I did miss the part about him admitting shooting kids was wrong. He must have had a headache when the idea dawned on him and severe finger cramps when he typed it out