Announcement # 20, We're Fucking Loaded

Dan will be pissed at this post but of well.

As anyone can see RPGK isnt doing so hot, so like we've been saying for oh I dont know....a year now FUCKING ADVERTISE. WE admins are rich mofos who spend all day counting our money. We need poor people like you to get other poor people come here so we not only have an active board but so we can feel good that each of us has more money then the entire board. We'd really like to advertise ourselves but you know how hard itis to swim threw all our gold? To get out of a nice Gold soak tohav to talk to poor people is unbelievable selfish of you and typical poor person behavior. Its not like any of you have anything better to do, except maybe stand in an unemployment line. I swear to anyone who brings in 10 people you will be hired to either:

A.Clean my shoes
B.Wash Dans Clothes
C. Massage Femios Feet
D Wash our Gold Plated Limos
E.Clip My toenails
F. Dans personal mail opener
G.Femios hamster

Any way you look at it you so-much-poorer-then-us people are getting one hell of a deal. And we might let you Bathe (you poor people dont enough). So get some people here.

-Comet :):

Comet, you are amazing.

Amen to that.