ANGELS; WHY NOT?

LET'S BE HONEST HERE. WHO REMEMBERS SEASON ONE? AND WHO REMEMBERS HOW AWESOME IT WAS FOR THERE TO BE SO MUCH EVIL AND SO LITTLE GOOD? BEFORE THERE WERE NETWORKS OF HUNTERS AND GARRISONS OF ANGELS AND ALL THAT JAZZ - WAY BACK IN SEASON ONE WHEN THE SHOW WAS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD. WE DO. AND WHILE WE'RE COOL WITH THE HUNTERS BEING ALL OVER THE PLACE, THERE IS THIS ONE THING THAT WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH. ANGELS. THEY'RE NOT A PART OF OUR CANON, BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST IN OUR WORLD. WE DON'T WANT THEM, WE DON'T NEED THEM. WE HAVE OUR OWN WAYS TO SAVE THAT DASHING EL DEANO, AND TO BE FRANK, THE ANGELS ARE GETTING ANNOYING. THEY'RE ALL DICKS, MINUS CASTIEL, AND IF HE'S ALL THAT IS TO REDEEM THE EFFORTLESSLY BAD ANGELS THAT ROLL INTO ROLEPLAYS THINKING THEY'RE JUST AS COOL, WELL, I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS HOW WE FEEL, RIGHT? THE POINT IN THIS IS THAT WE DON'T WANT ANY FLUFFY FLYERS AROUND THE PLACE. NO CASTIEL, NO URIEL. NO ANNA. NO 'ELLE'. NO OTHER UNNAMED ANGELS THAT FIND THEIR WAY INTO SUPERNATURAL ROLEPLAYING GAMES AS ORIGINALS OR UNSCRIPTED CANONS..

NO ANGELS, OKAY? APPLY FOR ONE, AND YOU'LL BE KICKED TO THE CURB. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOUR ASS.

THIS SITE FEELS FAMILIAR..

IT SHOULD DO. MANY A TIME THIS SITE HAS BEEN CHOPPED AND CHANGED, AND DEAN IS HOPING TO THE GOD HE DOESN'T QUITE BELIEVE IN THAT THAT SHIT WILL BE OVER SOON. WE STARTED AS A ROLEPLAY ON A DISCUSSION FORUM OWNED BY YOURS TRULY, AND SOON PROGRESSED TO OUR OWN DOMAIN. THEN WE CHANGED EVERYTHING, AND MADE IT BETTER. BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH. THE SITE GOT A NEW DOMAIN, AND A NEW SKIN. THEN DEAN GOT SHITTY AGAIN. SO HERE WE ARE, THIRD TIME LUCKY, I GUESS. IF THE CHARACTERS OR THE ADMINS SEEM LIKE PEOPLE YOU'VE MET BEFORE, DON'T STRESS. WE ARE.

HOW CAN DEAN GET OUT OF HELL WITHOUT ANGELS?

SUCH A FINE QUESTION THIS IS, BUT ALAS, WE'RE NOT SPILLING THAT BIG SECRET. THERE'LL BE CHAOS, THERE'LL BE BLOODSHED, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THERE WILL BE FUN. SO STAY TUNED, GUYS, 'CAUSE THIS ONE'S PRETTY EPIC. DEAN'S GONNA GET PISSED AT OUR PLAN, BUT HE HAS NO SAY. TAKE THAT, WINCHESTER!

WHY IS RUBY STILL KC?

WE DON'T LIKE GC. I THINK THAT ONE'S A GIVEN. KC WAS HOT.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE AFFILIATES?

WE KINDA DO? IN THAT FUNKY DROP DOWN WE HAVE SOME THAT WERE ALREADY AFFILIATED WHEN WE REVAMPED AGAIN, BUT TO BE QUITE HONEST, WELL.. THAT SHIT GETS UGLY AFTER A WHILE. TOO MANY BUTTONS AND NO MATTER HOW SEXY THE BUTTON, IT'S GONNA CLASH SOMEHOW. DEAN'S A PERFECTIONIST.

WHAT'S HELL LIKE, REALLY?

HERE ON PAIN REDEFINED, WE HAVE A NEW DEFINITION OF THE PAIN THAT IS HELL. YEAH, THERE'S MORE THAN A KICKASS SONG TITLE BEHIND OUR BOARD NAME. HELL IS DIFFERENT FOR EACH AND EVERY PERSON. IT PREYS ON YOUR WEAKNESSES. HATE CLOWNS? YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THAT THERE'LL BE FUCKIN' CLOWNS. GOT AN ADDICTION? HELL NO ARE YOU GETTING ANY DRUGS! IT'S A PERSONAL KIND OF HELL, WITH YOUR NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. DEMONS TAUNT, AND THEY TEASE. THEY IMPLANT DREAMS OF BAD THINGS IN YOUR MIND IN BETWEEN LASHINGS. THE WORLD THAT IS HELL IS TRULY JUST A HORRID PLACE OF PUNISHMENT, AND THAT PAIN IS REDEFINED JUST FOR YOU.

ERR.. WHY CAN'T I CALL RYDER 'RY'?

AHH. THE AGE OLD QUESTION THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME UP. ASSUMING YOU'VE DONE THIS, AND GOTTEN A LOOK FOR IT.. HERE'S YOUR REASON WHY. IT'S IRRITATING. AND, WELL.. THAT NAME BELONGS TO DEAN. HE'S CLAIMED IT, EVEN GONE SO FAR AS CONSIDERING A COPYRIGHT IF THERE WASN'T A LONG LIST OF STUPID THINGS THAT THAT COULD END IN. HE'S NOT WILLING TO GO THROUGH WITH ALL OF THE STARING OR THE ACCUSATORY LOOKS, BUT HE IS GOING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, THAT RY IS HIS NAME FOR RYDER, AS SIMPLE AS IT MAY BE, AND THEREFORE, YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN NAME. RYD IS A GOOD ONE. AND SOMEONE ONCE SAID 'DER'. THAT WAS AMUSING. HER FULL NAME IS EVEN MORE FUN. HERE'S A LITTLE RHYME TO HELP YOU REMEMBER. SAY 'RY' AND DIE. CATCHY, RIGHT?

THAT'S ALL, FOLKS. FOR NOW. IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, BE SURE TO FORWARD THEM TO DEAN, SAM OR RYDER. WE'RE HAPPY TO ANSWER THEM, HELL, THEY MIGHT EVEN END UP IN HERE.