THE ANSWER TO LIFE?! (ONE DAY MORE)

Title: THE ANSWER TO LIFE?!
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ALEXANDER LEON OGDEN - October 27, 2009 01:41 AM (GMT)

SENOR/SENORITA,

Okay so I'm not gonna lie. I am very drunk right now.
But I must know something. I got to thinking, just how
do other people pronounce vag? Personally, I say it like
vaj. With a strong ADGE sound, sort of like edge with an
a? Some people like to pronounce it like vaaahj, though.
with the sound in mirage. This is super important, so
pretty please don't throw this away. PLEASE REPLY!

SENOR JOSE CUERVO

PAVEL VLADIMIR KRUM - October 27, 2009 03:04 AM (GMT)

SENOR CUERVO,
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THE FACT THAT YOU JUST SENT ME
AN OWL WHEN YOURE SITTING IN THE NEXT
ROOM OVER IS AWESOME. THOUGH IT PROBABLY
WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE AWESOME IF YOU
TRIED TO WALK OVER HERE BECAUSE I WOULD
HAVE BET MONEY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE FACEPLANTED
AT LEAST ONCE.

ANYWAY, YEAH, I DONT KNOW, I NEVER REALLY
PAID ATTENTION TO THE UH. MORE TECHNICAL WAYS
TO SAY VAG. IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY
"VAAAAHJ", THOUGH. IF SOME GIRL ASKED ME TO TOUCH
HER "VAAAHJ" I WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE TOUCHING THAT.
~~OR HER BRAAAAHSTS.~~

OKAY, THAT WAS A REALLY BAD JOKE.
ANYWAY, IN THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE WE DONT HAVE THIS PROBLEM.
OR THE BULGARIAN LANGUAGE. BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH FAR
SUPERIOR TO ENGLISH.

EASTERN EUROPE: 1, ENGLAND: 0.

-SENOR PAVEL

PS. WHY DID YOU ADDRESS THIS TO "SENOR/SENORITA"
IF YOU WERE SENDING IT TO ME?
DO YOU SECRETLY THINK THAT I MIGHT BE A SENORITA?
IM HURT THAT YOU'D DOUBT MY MANLINESS.

ALEXANDER LEON OGDEN - October 28, 2009 12:49 AM (GMT)

SENOR/SENORITA,

Pavel you're awesome. Me falling on my face is not.
Be cool baby, be cool. Actually, I have sort of gotten
myself locked in the bathroom. I forgot you were
like, still here. So maybe you could come get me out
of this here ~~predivkeg~~ ~~predicatment~~ bathroom.

Do girls even say vag? Other than Molly but she doesn't
really count, even though she has one.

Wait... you're Bulgarian?

SENOR JOSE CUERVO

pee ess. I've seen plenty of examples of your manliness.
so no worries baby cakes loveykins.

PAVEL VLADIMIR KRUM - October 28, 2009 03:22 AM (GMT)

SENOR,
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I TOLD YOU THAT BLONDE GIRL WASNT UP TO ANYTHING
GOOD. BUT YOU WERE LIKE, "NO, BABY, I GOT THIS, I GOT
THIS". YOU CLEARLY DID NOT "HAVE THIS". HOW DID
YOU END UP IN THERE ANYWAY? LAST I SAW SHE
WAS ATTEMPTING TO FEED YOU CHEERIOS FLOATING
IN TEQUILLA UNDERNEATH THE KITCHEN TABLE.

ANYWAY, SPEAKING OF THE REASON I WASNT
GETTING LOCKED IN BATHROOMS BY BLONDES LIKE YOU,
ROSE SAYS VAG.
AND SHE'S THE PROUD OWNER OF A ONE TOO.

WHAT? HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

-BABYCAKES LOVEYKINS

PS. (BADLY DRAWN HEARTS ARE SCRIBBLED HERE)

ALEXANDER LEON OGDEN - October 31, 2009 02:32 AM (GMT)

SENOR/SENORITA,

Okay, whatever. That's like the what? Millionth time I
took a risk in order to get laid? I don't really remember
how we ended up in the bathroom. Judging by the grape
flavoured water and drink powder packages I'd have to
guess and say we were making ghetto Kool Aid. Just please
please please come get me outtttt!

Oh and seriously? I thought we were passed mentioning
our mistresses in front of each other. I don't need to know
about your infidelity. It hurts, baby, it hurts.
(That's what she said.)

I knew you were Bulgarian, I was just kidding, silly moose.

SENOR JOSE CUERVO

PS. (super intensely drawn stick figure pavel and stick figure
alex holding hands drawn here.)

PAVEL VLADIMIR KRUM - October 31, 2009 03:18 AM (GMT)

SENOR,
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FINE, I'LL GET YOU OUT AS SOON AS I CAN FEEL MY
FEET AGAIN. NO PROMISES ON WHEN THATS GONNA BE,
BUT AS SOON AS IT HAPPENS, I'LL BE THERE.
IF IT WAS FRUIT PUNCH KOOLAID I WOULD MAKE NO
ATTEMPT TO SAVE YOU BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS
BANGIN', BUT YEAH, GRAPE, NOT SO MUCH.

OH, SILLYPANTS, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE MY SOULMATE.
I JUST USE ROSE FOR HER VAGINA., WHICH I THOUGHT YOU
LACKED. UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME FOR
ALL THESE YEARS?

SAY IT ISNT SO!

SILLY MOOSE?
REALLY?
WAIT TILL YOUR MOTHER HEARS
YOURE THROWING OUT INSULTS LIKE THAT.
SHE'LL BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

-BABYCAKES LOVEYKINS

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