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[Mazohyst]

Shouting contest. There's something appealing about it really. Not really, but it's awesome to do when you have nothing better do about nothing. Shouting Contest are also a MAN'S SPORT! Thus, solidifying Kazuo's occasionally unmanliness! Oh, and inb4 some stupid shit you're about to say. I'll be providing it. But yeah, back to the manliness that is shouting. Manly men shout and yell and other things like that, manly men do not scream. Screaming is for not-men. Except Lesbionic Women, who with their LESBIONIC FURY SHOUT TILL YOU DIE! Or like, run the fuck away because everyone is afraid of robot amazons. Dude, they have spears. And arrows.

Okay, so shouting is not a manly man man sport. It's something to do when you are really bored. Correction, shouting for no apparent reason is something to do when you are bored. Like, when you're getting mauled by a bear you're not screa- I mean shouting for your life because you are bored. YOU ARE SHOUTING BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY A BEAR. And like there is a Lesbionic Woman right behind it holding some kind of half-goat half-man half-bee half-man thing. Goatbeemanman? Dude, I don't even know anymore.

So there was the brown-haired teenager Kazuo. He FINALLY got the pink dye out of his hair a few day ago. And now he just wanted something to do, unfortunately there was absolutely nothing to do especially when you have a girlfriend with intense jealousy problems. So he had to be either with her or preferably alone. Kazuo had came to the auditorium to do the latter. After all, 'this is where plays and school meetings are held. You could use the large stage to practice powers or fighting too. Or just to get away from it all for peace and quiet.' Holy shit PRACTICING POWERS OR FIGHTING TOO? Something awesome has got to be happening right now, right?

To the teenager's disappointment, nope. He frowned in disappointment and sheer, utter boredom. Nothing going on. Like, ever. He rolled his eyes and fell on his back. Kazuo expected some giant robot and some banshee robot or whatever (lol buckethead reference, get it get it get it?) duking it out. But nooooooooo. Everyone was like gone. AWESOME THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. Like, dude ALIENS appeared out of nowhere not too long ago. And here Kazuo was doing nothing.

Except....

"BLARGLEBLARGLEBLARGHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," Yeah he seriously yelled that. What else do you expect him to yell? Well, probably something like "THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS! THIS IS NARNIA? NARNIA?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS BATTLETOADS!"

Now what?

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL...SHOUTING KOMBAT!"

Shut up, I'm seriously bored right now.

[Dev]

Jesse was walking around campus like he usually did, daydreaming about how he would eventually be together with the lovely Miss Amaya Kudo. He really did enjoy thinking about these things, since he knew it would just be a matter of time before his dream became reality, or at least that's what he told himself to be able to sleep at night. A student yelling grabbed his attention though, and his curiosity was spark.

"THIS IS MADNESS! MADNESS! THIS IS NARNIA? NARNIA?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS BATTLETOADS!"

Battletoads? Jesse loved Battletoads! And he couldn't help but laugh at what the other student was yelling in the auditorium. He poked his head through the door to see who it was. Standing on the stage was boy that he recognized. It was probably from that awful zoo trip. He wasn't even a delinquent, why was he sent on it? And why didn't Miss Kudo go with them!? Either way, Kazuo yelled one more thing that sparked his attention even more.

"I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL...SHOUTING KOMBAT!"

Unable to contain himself, Jesse screamed up at the stage from the back, "OH, IT'S ON! IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG, MAN! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!" That was good enough for now. He took a couple steps into the auditorium and smirked, ready for the challenge of Shouting Kombat. This would be an epic battle the likes of which no man from 4chan had ever seen.

[Mazohyst]

Someone accepted his challenge! After what seemed like an eternity alone, finally someone rose up from the peasants (lolwut) to take him on. How exciting, right? Nevertheless, Kazuo wasn't about to back down. Rather, he yelled back vigorously. This was no longer just a shouting contest, nuh-uh. Now, it was a meme battle. "THAT'S FURFAGGOTRY AND YOU KNOW IT, DUDE! WHERE'S YOUR CHIN AT CHIN-CHAN?!" This was followed by Kazuo's best cooldude face, complete with the double index finger point.

"I WENT THROUGH SEVEN PROXIES, GOOD LUCK!" Random? Yes. Irrelevant? Totally, A meme? Most definitely. Kazuo was reaching into the bouts of brief insanity within his rather ridiculous thoughts. "You've got me SHITTING DICK NIPPLES!" Then, followed by a "FGSFDS!" How that is pronounced is beyond me. Use your imagination, fellas.

"So what's up, dude?" Yes, normal conversation for once. However... That was definitely not going to last long. As soon as he finished saying that he burst once more in ridiculous shouting. "Been PARTYING HARD?!" That, in fact, is indeed a meme.

[Dev]

Jesse was surprised at Kazuo's knowledge of the bane of the internet, otherwise known as 4chan. His knowledge of memes was astounding, but he would have a worthy adversary. "NEWFAG. FAIL MEMES ARE FAIL." That was all Jesse needed for his round. He had to save his energy for the later rounds of this contest. He brushed off his shoulder gansta style. Note the normal conversation for when he was completely done, for this guy added yet another meme onto it.

"COOL STORY BRO." Kazuo must be going well shit right about now. RIght off the bat Jesse used a very lethal weapon. But to Kazuo it wouldn't be lethal. It would just hurt like taking a piss after contracting an STD. "Not much, d00d. Just, y'know, CHILLIN LIKE A BRO! You know how it is." This was probably a true statement, but Jesse was only assuming. And you know what happens when you assume. You make an ass of u and me.

[Mazohyst]

Was chillin like a bro an actual meme? Kazuo would have to think about that later on. But being called a newfag? The whole newfag deal was pretty lame, Kazuo had to admit. Oldfaggotry can be just as bad as newfaggotry at times, though nostalgia can be quite excellent. "Why don't you make like Josef Friztl and rape your daughter in your basement like a proud Australian?!" Of course, Josef Friztl is an Austrian, but that was part of the glory of the meme.

Then ah, then a near-lethal COOL STORY, BRO attack. Kazuo had a good comeback as long as he performed it and executed it properly. However, he had to save that one for later. For now, Kazuo decided to stick to a classic, "ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE, KURAE! ROADA ROLLERA DA!" Then, here comes the bent back, arms, and legs pose. "WRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY!" And inb4 weaboo, cause Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is far from it. "DICKS EVERYWHERE."