Announcement

[Dev]

A random punch to Devlin’s arms brought him back from the surprised state he was in. It was another guy, probably just someone who came for food because he was hungry. But then Dev realized that the punch was more to say, “Let’s get it on!” than, “FFFFF I’m hungry.” And then the guy was off.

"Hi Dev! We're over here!"

Yes, yes they were. And the only way to get over there would be to rush the table. Oh fun. Well, there wasn’t any other way to get over there. Too bad Devlin didn’t hear Eddie’s giggle, or else he would have known something was way wrong right off the bat. Anyways, he legged it across the cafeteria, snatching someone’s tray away from them in order to obtain food for himself and ending with a baseball slide behind the next table over from the group.

“So yeah, what’s up, dudes? How the hell did this shit start?”

[Yoshika]

"Hi Dev! We're over here!"

Aidan looked over the table at Devlin, ah... he should have followed the cowboy when he made his way to the table. However, the guy who was already here got his attention fairly easily.

"Motherfucker... Quit distractin', get to ass whoopin', dude."

Aidan chuckled and stooped next to the multitude of trays he commandeered on his way here and grabbed a handful of potatoes. He stood and flung them right in some random guy's face who was running at the table.

"Ah'm on it boy. Keep yer britches on." He laughed and ducked under a flying apple and threw an orange back slice by slice, you know how schools always quartered the oranges.

"HiI'mEddieHow'reYou? WhyAreYouHere?"

"Howdy Miss Eddie. Ah'm Aidan. A pleasure ta meet ya." He chuckled at her sentences quietly, it was so cute. "Ah was here ta get some supper, bu' 't seems that there seems ta be a bit 'o a fight goin on ri' now." He answered and smiled. It was then that Dev reached them.

"Motherfucker..." He spat at his attacker. "Quit distractin', get to ass whoopin', dude."

Aidan just shrugged, he just got here too you know.

[Mazohyst]

"Do you want me to text Rena, too?""She'd probably make good backup if anyone tries to hurt you, especially if she bought you that shirt."

Kazuo took cover behind the table as Eddie spoke. He wasn't sure if he wanted to involve Rena in this, though the more he thought about the more he wanted her to join in on the food fight. She could be pretty vicious (understatement) when Kazuo is somehow threatened after all. Plus, the thought of her being covered in gravy or some other sauce was well a bit of a turn-on for him. Not to mention, she had her endless box of cookies! That's unlimited ammo for the little squad they had going on there.

"Good idea, dude!" Kazuo grinned. "With that endless box of cookies we'll totally kick ass."

"Ah'm on it boy. Keep yer britches on."

"Britches are for bitches, man. I wear jeans, cause I'm totally a lean, mean, asskicking machine." It was pretty clear by his humorous tone that he wasn't serious, he even laughed at what he had said.

“So yeah, what’s up, dudes? How the hell did this shit start?”

Dev lamely entered, Kazuo shot him a quick glance. From what he saw over at the meadow Dev could hold his own pretty well in crazy combat-like situations. Kazuo was glad to have a bit more help, though hopefully Dev wouldn't lame it up here with his lame. Well, not really, Kazuo didn't think he was that lame but it was fun to think and say so.

"People being lame," Kazuo replied, grinning. As he finished a fork flew just over his head. "What the hell? A fork? That is not cool!" The teenager replied by chucking a handful of grapes over the safety of the overturned table. He had no idea whether or not he hit someone, there was a lot of noise going on after all.

[edwards on bebop]

Holyshit, texting is so much fun! Eddie typed away, a little message to her friend Rena. Well, they weren't really friends as much as they were people who are connected by someone else, who occasionally talk mostly for the lulz or when they feel like it. Kinda friends. It worked, no one really wanted to be friends with Rena. At any rate, they were kinda friends enough to have each other's numbers, which was both good and bad.

Good for this situation, bad for those awkward texts Eddie would get from Rena explaining how Kazuo had annoyed her in explicit detail.

God; Eddie doesn't care. Rena clearly doesn't understand the concept of kinda friends.

She raged at her own thought, but quickly sent the message out: Kaz in da trubz in da caf. roll^

Eddie was enjoying the text phrase roll^.

"Howdy Miss Eddie. Ah'm Aidan. A pleasure ta meet ya. Ah was here ta get some supper, bu' 't seems that there seems ta be a bit 'o a fight goin on ri' now."

"Uhhmm..." Was it just her or was this mildly difficult to understand? Nevertheless, Eddie gave a smile, "Well howdy Aidan, Ah'm hurr ta throw this hurr pizza and them thurr enemais. Apparently." She wasn't really sure.

Then Dev appeared behind the table, and they had some kind of mini gang of four, which was rad, but would be radder when it wasn't Eddie and a bunch of random d00ds. "WHERE'S THE EQUALITY!" She shouted, raging slightly. But she knew it wouldn't be bad for long, since Rena would surely appear in seconds and save the day. Right.

OH RIGHT! Dev was here! Eddie dropped her Pizza box again- it was really been thrown around a lot, sadface- and she closed whatever distance was between them with a hug. "I'm so glad you're here, we really need help!" And help they would get.

Rena was on the move!

See, there is one thing on this Earth that can make Rena De-Bryce move. And if it wasn't already common knowledge, whoever is reading this wondering what the answer to said statement is should go shoot themselves and catch up on some earlier posts outlining Rena's mental state, or even just go read the god damn character sheet. She would always be there for her Hara Hara Muffin Cakes.

Rena busted through a Cafeteria window (it was open, so she didn't really 'bust' through as much as she... climbed, but we're going for doramatics here) and slid across the ground, ducking herself behind a table where some terrified students hid.

"What are you doing here?"

"SHUT UP WHERE IS HE!?"

"Who!?"

Throwing her hand up, she managed to expertly grab a few grapes that were flying with some impaired or undirected aim. She squished them into said concerned random's face, and hopped over the turned table, amazingly dodging all thrown food items to duck behind another table. "GOD DAMMIT WHERE IS HE!?" Rena called, ripping a tray from some other terrified student's hand and standing up, using the tray as a shield.

"KAZUO-KINS WHERE ARE YOU~! I'M HERE BABY!!!"

[Dev]

"People being lame."

Devlin just kind of shrugged at Kazuo; at least some aliens weren’t attacking them for no reason this time. That shit was not cool at all, and that wasn’t even counting the fact that they swapped bodies. He didn’t really have long to dwell on that thought, though, as an unexpected hug from Eddie set off all sorts of internal alarms. What… the fuck?

"I'm so glad you're here, we really need help!"

Dev leaned forward a bit to glance over at Kazuo, an eyebrow raised. “What the fuck did you do to her?” Was it genuine concern? Well, yeah. This was Eddie, after all, and she was never like this. Especially because he could tell she wasn’t really joking. Still kind of shaken up by the sudden hug from Eddie, he had to do something to get his mind back to normal. He pushed up on the ground a little bit and peeked over the edge of the table, locking onto a target. Wow, who hid behind tables that weren’t flipped up? The blonde grabbed a plate that was loaded with what he assumed to be mashed potatoes and lobbed it out into the crowd, towards his targets.

“Hell yeah potato grenade! Maximum splash damage!”

Splash damage for the win! The plate hit smack dab in the middle of the table the noobs were hiding behind and potato shot out in all directions, hitting the few unlucky people right in the face. Devlin didn’t enjoy this victory, though, as he turned back to Eddie. “But seriously, what’d he do?”

[sugoisake]

d00d epc fite in caf roll^!!!!!!

It took little more than that to bring Kanami around. Normally, food fights were not her area of interest. High school kids throwing grade D food around at one another, pelting anyone and everyone in their way? No, that did not sound like complete lulz; something was missing to make it epic. That's when she smirks and vanishes into her closet, rummage rummage for the element of epicness.

At the cafeteria, no one noticed the sudden appearance of a second recycling bin next to the usually lone one. The girl in fatigues had gained entrance using the window crazy Rena smashed for her own mission and touched the nearest thing to her, a recycling bin. A freshman being pelted by a red sauce of sorts stumbled near her - a fresh meat shield! Kanami grabs the kid the second he rose to his feet and pushes him, the kid taking the brunt of food attacks. Stale cake to the face! The food fight was still going strong, food spattered with a hard thump on the table she just claimed.

Kanami pushes the kid onto some chick that just happened to be in the way and kicks a table down to use as her fort. She was just several feet away from where Eddie and the posse was. She taps away.

Look to your right. Watch for the pudding bombs!

In a shoulder bag, Kanami brought her own ammo: jello cups, both vanilla pudding and green flavored jigglers, a variety of festive squash to celebrate the season, zucchini and squishy, past-prime tomatoes. Kanami grabs a few of the jello pudding cups, opening it at the corner slightly for full explosive, gooey impact.

"Ah, this is the fun I was expecting!" She says, preferring this to watching the cameras where nothing peculiar was going on. hops up and eyes some random person close by her.

"PUDDING BOMB BITCH!!" She says as she chucks the pudding cup, the gooey impact blindsided some poor douche bag's face. Kanami ducks behind her fort.

"Bulls eye!"