Announcement

[Yoshika]

“Maybe she will come back later. If not, we can try look for her before next class.”

Aidan nodded his head. It was a solid idea, he wouldn't know where to look for the girl even if he did go now. Besides, he really REALLY didn't want to miss a class with his Hero.

"As ya wish Miss Katrina." He responded with a nod, standing up as she did to descend the seats and line up where Ousen had said to.

“Let’s go down there, not look so lazy, verda?”

"While ah don't mind bein lazy, tha' might be a g'idea." He chuckled and walked down the steps, his sneakers tapping on the seats as he moved.

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She giggled in his ear, she was still leaning over his shoulder you know, at the surprise she had obviously inflicted on him. Damion was staring Phillip down, his ears twisted forward as they did an unofficial staring contest. The cat easily won. The boy patted him on the head and the leopard mrowled once, quietly, in approvial.

“Good, you made it here in one piece.”

Another chuckle from the brunette and she trotted around so she was able to face him, her hands linked behind her back.

"Of course I did." her voice was upbeat, not at all like the face that had been made as she exited Math. "Were you wooooooorried about me Tadashi?" She grinned.

“Looks like class is about to start.”

She glanced over at the class. So it was... hnnn. She'd get over there soon enough.

"Well, let's go then. Damion, stop teasing him." She smiled and the leopard stopped batting at Phillip's arm, his claws sheathed of course.

[Robinwing]

Sunny finished putting the balls back in their place, and went over to the rest of the students. She chose to stand about in the middle, slightly further back, so as not tobe too noticable.She ceased paying attention and, once again, escaped to her little fishy world.

[sugoisake]

"So what happened to you in the past... five seconds?"

Kanami says something in an annoyed rush that sounded like 'dunworryaboutit', but it was hard to tell what she was saying. Hell, it was rather hard to pay attention to the column that rose underneath the feet of Ousen, rising into the air like a God of GAR. It would actually make a really cool wallpaper or illustrated in a surreal series of animated images if one was able to even photograph it. A mic and a remote device from nowhere and all, suddenly Kanami felt a heaviness in the pit of her stomach. It always happens before her least favorite class ever, the nervousness that comes from the sudden beating from a random ball or the prospect of some extraneous exercise.

“Jesus Christ, what is all this.”

Kanami says loud and completely unabashed. She never was one for censoring her words on front of the faculty of the school - Ousen seemed to be the type that wouldn’t give a shit anyways. But as much as she wanted to get out of anything physical, she was intrigued by whatever Ousen had planned as long as it did not have the word “ball”, “presidential fitness test” or “laps” involved. She follows the crowd of talkative and lively students towards the end of the gym as he had instructed, staying with people she knew.

“Eddie, Beerfest kinda getting some weird suspicions here. What kind of activity requires weird stuff like remotes, columns and stuff?”

[Mazohyst]

By now, most of the students had made it to one end of the gym. If not then they would still have time to make it. In the corner of his eye, the silver-haired teacher noticed one of his students picking up the balls and rack that he had accidentally knocked over. Some students had not yet arrived, however Ousen could easily fit them into today's activities. Standing a top a high column, he clutched the remote (specifically made with highly durable material, otherwise he would likely break it) and then pointed towards the middle of the ceiling with a highly exagerrated movement. Ousen pushed the button dramatically as if pushing it would somehow save the universe.

As soon as he pushed that button the various lighting arrangements hanging from the ceiling flickered, then they shut off. A beam then shone upon each and every student in the gym. The lights turned on again, though they were bright like a stadium's. The light revealed a sudden change in attire for the students. Each student was now clothed (over their P.E. uniforms) in a golden, tightly-fitted one-piece outfit. The only part of their skin that was revealed would be the face, although the one-piece outfit definitely outlined the various curves of the students.

"W-what the?!" Ousen shook his head. "These aren't the outfits I ordered! D-Did he?" Instinctively, Ousen turned his head towards a certain other silver-haired teacher. "Stein! Did you mess with the designs?!"

The teacher shook his head again before pointing towards the ceiling again. He pushed another button, but this time the effect was quite different. From the ceiling came two parallel rails several meters apart. After, a rectangular-metal structure came down. Within that structure was a pink block with an odd, vaguely human shaped hole in it. That structure stood at one end of the gym, at the other end was a small pool of green-slime in typical Nickalodean fashion.

"Some of you may be familiar with this activity!" Ousen's voice boomed. "Some of you may not. Either way, today's activity is..." Lights of various colors shone down all over the gym before they all focused and shone down on Ousen. "HUUUUUMAAAAAN TEEEEETRIIIIIISSS!"

"The rules are simple - unlike in the gameshow, this is going to be an individual game. You have to fit through the hole in the rectangles to pass. If you don't, the rectangle will push you through into that pool of green slime. Don't worry, it's safe...I think. Also, as an additional challenge, there will be more than one obstacle to pass through. The faster you get to the finish line the better. The one who makes it through the fastest gets these sunglasses!" He points to his sunglasses. "The rest of you will run laps!"

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Kazuo didn't answer Rena's first question, she could figure it out for herself. The brown-haired male didn't even want to talk about it, it wasn't traumatizing but it was emotionally disturbing. She held him around his neck and stroked his hair like a mother would to her child. If Kazuo was just a little bit crazier he definitely would yell (at the top of his lungs, of course) 'RENA HAVE MY BABIES!' or something. Kazuo has yet to cross that line, instead he was enjoying the position he was in. He felt pretty comfortable like that, despite the shocking image he had seen earlier.

Like an ADD-riddled Chimp, Kazuo's attention was blown away by Ousen's megablastwave. His lips curled into a wide grin as Rena's shirt was suddenly lifted up by the blast wave, but it wasn't enough. She covered it, and his lips curled back down into a frown. Though, as they headed towards the end of the gym his face held a neutral expression. That didn't last long though.

Ousen really knew how to start things up. There was a lot of lights and yelling involved, a lot to take in for Kazuo. Through the ridiculousness and awesomeness of it all though, Kazuo understood this was all part of today's P.E. activity. He watched wide-eyed as he explained the activities. As he finished, Kazuo turned over towards his companions.

"Dude... I don't know whether or not Ousen is crazy...or crazyawesome." At that point, he realized what Rena was wearing. His chocolate-brown eyes instantly lit up, though a moment later he realized he was wearing a similiar get-up and face-palmed.

[Uragiri Yamiko]

"Oh. My. Fucking. God." Hikaru said in a rather unamused tone as he looked down at his new attire. The color, the style... Everything thing about this new uniform went against his standards. "I daresay this spoils my appearance... Sensei, is this attire really required?"

His question would, however, be lost in the loud sound of the teacher's booming voice as he announced the activity of the day. Human Tetris. Commoners played some strange games... But he was more concerned about how his curves looked within the tight confines of his outfit. Hips? Very well accented. One point for this outfit. Chest? Eh, it was alright looking. Crotch? Bulge. Minus one fashion point for this uniform.

"At least Dev-sama will have something to be distracted by~" Nervously muttered an obsessed Hikaru as he shot a glance to his new, and rather sudden crush.

"Mon Dieu! That outfit is simply delectable on that scrumptious specimen of a common human!" His hand when to his chest, as if to attempt to abate suppress the thrumming of his heart palpitations.

No doubt about it: this man was as faggy and androgynous as they come.

But he was also very punctual about his required duties and, as such, prepared to face the start of the game. He would have to try for the finish; being dropped into green slime of questionable safety was not something he relished to think about.

[Dev]

"Nawww~”

“Eh?” And then Eddie grabbed his cheek in a light pinch. “Ahh, what the hell!?”

“You're so uncomfortable-about-the-idea-of-it-all... Aren'tyou~"

“Wonder why,” Dev replied, rolling his eyes and shaking his head, which apparently wasn’t enough to get Eddie to let go. A stubborn one, she was. Oh well, he was used to it, he guessed. Then she let go and he was free! Well, only for about a second until Ousen was all “RAWR!” and pressed a button. Magically Dev was in a one piece. He looked down at himself and was surprised by what he saw. “What… the fuck?” Why the hell was this class filled with so many wtf moments!?

“HUMAN TETRIS!”

“…This explains EVERYTHING. Teacher’s fucking crazy…”

Devlin looked around to try and see where Eddie and Kanami went when his gaze fell, yet again, upon the kid who was trying to hide his penis. Dev’s eyes closed to try and get the image out of his head, but they shot back open when he heard:

"Mon Dieu! That outfit is simply delectable on that scrumptious specimen of a common human!"

At this point Dev was pretty uncomfortable. “Don’t look at me like that!” He nearly yelled, pointing his finger at Hikaru to make sure the boy knew Dev was talking about him. Good God this was some epic antilulz! DO NOT WANT! Dev tried to get some distance from the mangirl, circling around to see what Kazuo was up to. “Ready for this shit, dude?” He asked, trying to contain his laughter at how Kazuo looked in the one-piece. He didn't really look at Rena though; don't check out other peoples' girlfriends and you'll live a long life. At least, don't check them out openly. That's how Dev rolled. Plus, Eddie would probably murder him in his sleep if he did anything.

[edwards on bebop]

“Wonder why,”

As they stood together, Eddie felt she simply had to continue being mean. Just until Ousen started explaining what was going on. She leaned in slightly and whispered, " I think Lady Gaga likes you." She moved back, giving him the double thumbs up to show that it really was an awesome thing. Lololol.

“Eddie, Beerfest kinda getting some weird suspicions here. What kind of activity requires weird stuff like remotes, columns and stuff?”

It seemed Eddie was being overly nonchalant about the whole class set up thing, but that may very well be because I'm lazy. Nevertheless, she had to admit that it was a definate surprise to see the massive set up. At the same time, what was she expecting? Normal? Hardly. "I'd say it's the mark of an unconventional string of Gym Classes. This is MHS." Then the little show began, and they would finally figure out what was going on. But, y'know, not before the outfit change. As if the bloomers weren't hell enough!

"BALLS!!"

Call of rage? Or pointing out the obvious just shown by a certain Isis-like student? It was difficult to determine which. Or maybe it was both. Morelolololz.

"Some of you may not. Either way, today's activity is..."

"I wanna say please, god, don't let it be what I think it is." Eddie said as Ousen paused for dramatic effect. But she stared at it. It was right there. She'd seen this online before, but she more or less couldn't believe that Ousen had gone and thrown the idea into the high school gym.

"HUUUUUMAAAAAN TEEEEETRIIIIIISSS!"

Standing there, wide eyed, she had to joke. "You must have an impressive budget." She commented. It wasn't so much a joke as it was something she hoped to get an answer to. Eddie could only wonder whether or not the next class would suck due to lack of money. She invisioned cardboard set-ups and freshman running around with torches to simulate large amounts of lighting. That could be fun.

The rules were simple and obvious. Which was rad. But what else was there to human tetris apart from posing and hoping to god you fit through the foam cutouts.

[Robinwing]

Sunny looked down at her forearms, then up, with a look of simple, sheer confusion. Listening to Ousen's announcement, if not for constantly worrying about her gills, she'd have laughed.
"I've watched that, before. I'm not going to do well here." She quietly smiled to herself. She adjusted the outfit, so as to hide the shape of her gills on her neck.

[NPC]

"HUUUUUMAAAAAN TEEEEETRIIIIIISSS!"

The majority of the students answered with a bevvy of appropriate responses.

"WHAAAAT?!"
"Isn't it that game show called The Hole in the Wall?"
"It was also a Japanese game show Nokabe, dumbass!"
"Do we have to wear the suits?"

Out of all the majority of responses, there were a few surprises. Hikari, who had a near-unhealthy obsession with watching game shows, found herself absolutely enthralled once she realized the structure, the skin tight one pieces, the lights - it was Nokabe indeed! Hikari jumps to her feet, the fiery passion for games made even Ayano of the fire element move to the side a little.

"Sensei-Ousen! I want to play this! I'll even wear the suit!"
Meaning more fan service.