Jim Ross: We've got a great match for you here tonight. Hysteria Versus Mic_Check
Jim Ross: If this match is not unranked, your wrestler CAN be injured if he is put in a dangerous submission or TKO'd. If you do not want this, please either type /cancelmatch or bring the "know when to quit" special card. By proceeding with this match you are agreeing that you may lose the use of your wrestler for a week.
Jim Ross: The wrestlers are just about ready to come out of their locker rooms....
Jim Ross: Match Options: WeightLimit_10 Advanced
Mic_Check: Yeah I tried.
Mic_Check: but remember?
Mic_Check: Rep hates me and is bullshit
Hysteria: and
Hysteria: I'm Frank
Hysteria: and Automatically I get the Frank Hax Bonus on Rep
Jim Ross: RollCall:
Jim Ross: Hysteria = Kofi Kingston vs. Mic_Check = Vader
Hysteria: WELP
Hysteria: Fuck me
Jim Ross: MIC_CHECK..... READY!
Jim Ross: HYSTERIA..... READY!
Hysteria: S O S
Hysteria: Literally
Hysteria:
Jim Ross: Big staredown going on here...
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a corner punch.
Jim Ross: Hysteria has his opponent trapped and delivers a corner punch.
Mic_Check: HOW
Mic_Check: how
Mic_Check: how
Mic_Check: HOW
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a running back elbow.
Hysteria: Dunno
Mic_Check: If I try going on offensive with a big guy with 7 adren when I have 3
Mic_Check: I'd fail
Jim Ross: They've kinda collided...
Jim Ross: What was that?!
Jim Ross: The two men lock up...
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check just slapped the ears of his opponent!
Jim Ross: He looks a little dazed after that!
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: Hysteria has Mic_Check's arm twisted around.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check reverses the hold!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check has Hysteria's arm twisted around.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check takes down Hysteria with a short arm clothesline.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check has Hysteria's arm twisted around.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check takes down Hysteria with a short arm clothesline.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for some mounted punches.
Hysteria: Mama, I dont wanna go to school today.. @_@
Jim Ross: Hysteria is in trouble here, Mic_Check is laying into him with mounted punches.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for some mounted punches.
Mic_Check: lol
Jim Ross: Hysteria is in trouble here, Mic_Check is laying into him with mounted punches.
Jim Ross: He's released the hold... I wonder what he'll do now.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a lift up knee breaker.
Jim Ross: Hysteria has beaten Mic_Check at his own game here. He broke out of that like it was nothing.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Kofi Leap Frog.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check charges at his opponent with a massive splash in his chest!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a running chest splash.
Jim Ross: Hysteria bails to the outside.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 1....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is following him to the outside.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 1....
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 2....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check slows things down with a headlock.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 3....
Jim Ross: Hey, a mule kick! Isn't that illegal?!
Jim Ross: Hysteria won't be having children anytime soon!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 4....
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 5....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a belly to belly suplex.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check can't lift him... and both men have fallen over.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 6....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check makes it back to his feet.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 7....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is rolling his opponent back inside.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: 1....... 2.........
Jim Ross: 2 count!
Jim Ross: KICKOUT!! This match has got some life left in it yet.
Mic_Check: uh
Mic_Check: shouldn't
Mic_Check: that have gone
Mic_Check: "he kicks out easily"
Hysteria: No.
Hysteria: Rolling inside HAS pin chance
Mic_Check: unless the formula for rol-ins interferes and tries doing 1/4th the pinchance of previousmove
Mic_Check: but here it would be 1/4th of zero
Mic_Check: YOU CANT
Mic_Check: DIVIDE
Mic_Check: BY ZERO
Mic_Check: D8
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Mic_Check: ...
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is taking a break while his opponent is weakened.
Jim Ross: Hysteria lays into his opponent with a hard forearm.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Kofi Leap Frog.
Mic_Check: roll_opponent_inside=Playable from: Great. Uses: Nothing. Lift Required: No. Damage: None. Cost: None. Body-Damage: None. Pinchance: Low. Submission: No. Position: german. Notes: None
Mic_Check: hrm
Mic_Check: lol
Mic_Check: is it still that frmula
Mic_Check: or s it a set value though
Jim Ross: Hysteria saw what was coming there!
Jim Ross: Hysteria just jumped over Mic_Check when he was running and has leap frogged him!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check tried to counter the leapfrog with another attack on the way back from the ropes, but Hysteria has outsmarted him again with another leap frog!
Jim Ross: He has eyes in the back of his head!
Jim Ross: Hysteria spins around and hits Mic_Check hard with the point of his elbow!
Jim Ross: He could take someone's eye out with that!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Hysteria has dragged Mic_Check to his feet.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Russian legsweep.
Jim Ross: Hysteria grabs Mic_Check, and takes him over in a Russian legsweep! You can hit that move from anywhere!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
CDCent: frank
CDCent: cradle isn't imy
CDCent: hide under the ring is a imy
Hysteria: No.
Hysteria: I pinned IMY on turn 1
Mic_Check: socking reversal is IMy
Hysteria: with Sundden Pin
CDCent: oh
CDCent: ok
Jim Ross: Hysteria bounced off the ropes but came to a dead stop! Time to play to the crowd some more!
Jim Ross: BOOM DANCE
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
CDCent: he's still horrnswoggle
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Boom Drop.
Jim Ross: Huge air by Hysteria as he leaps up comes crashing down on Mic_Check with both legs!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
CDCent: imagine doing that in a world title match
Mic_Check: LOL
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a missile dropkick.
Jim Ross: Hysteria dives off the turnbuckle like a torpedo and hits Mic_Check with a missile dropkick!
Jim Ross: Gotta be careful with that move!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a running forearm smash.
Jim Ross: Hysteria knocks Mic_Check for a loop with a running Forearm smash!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Hysteria has dragged Mic_Check to his feet.
Jim Ross: Hysteria slows things down with a headlock.
Jim Ross: Hey, a mule kick! Isn't that illegal?!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check won't be having children anytime soon!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a jumping corner mount.
Jim Ross: Excellent display of agility by Hysteria as he leaps to the second turnbuckle and traps his opponent in the corner!
Jim Ross: Hysteria has his opponent where he wants him and is punishing him with repeated punches in the corner!
Jim Ross: Hysteria continues to show amazing agility by doing a backflip out of the corner! The crowd is going crazy!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for an uppercut.
Jim Ross: Hysteria went for a uppercut but Mic_Check just stepped out of the way.
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria with the punch on Mic_Check.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Hysteria with the punch on Mic_Check.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Mic_Check: and..
Mic_Check: you still have adren
Jim Ross: 10 minutes gone!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a vertical suplex.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check hooks up Hysteria in a front chancerie, pulls the arm over, and lifts up Hysteria with a vertical suplex!
Jim Ross: Good strength display there!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check makes it back to his feet.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 2....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a jumping big splash.
Jim Ross: Oh damn... that was a HUGE jumping big splash! He squashed the life out of his opponent!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a lowblow stomp.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check just got pushed off.
Jim Ross: Hysteria with the punch on Mic_Check.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a leg lariat.
Jim Ross: Hysteria lariats Mic_Check with his legs.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Hysteria has dragged Mic_Check to his feet.
Jim Ross: Hysteria slows things down with a headlock.
Jim Ross: Hey, a mule kick! Isn't that illegal?!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check won't be having children anytime soon!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a crucifix rollup.
Mic_Check: So FYI if I job horribly as Vader to Kofi I'm dione for the night
Hysteria: Gotcha
Mic_Check: you probably expected this seeing as I haven't done anything in 50 turns
Hysteria: I did yes
Jim Ross: Hysteria uses his momentum to connect with a beautiful crucifix rollup! He can steal the match right here!
Jim Ross: 1....... 2.........
Jim Ross: 2 count!
Jim Ross: KICKOUT!! This match has got some life left in it yet.
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria with the punch on Mic_Check.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a backbodydrop to ringside.
Hysteria: LIFT
Jim Ross: Mic_Check runs straight into Hysteria's body drop, but Hysteria steps back and drops Mic_Check to ringside!
Jim Ross: I bet he didn't see that coming!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 1....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a plancha.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check isn't paying attention on the outside. Hysteria takes advantage and springs to the outside in a dangerous plancha!
Jim Ross: Hysteria took a chance there!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 1....
Jim Ross: Hysteria is shouting something at his opponent, I think he wants him to get up!
Jim Ross: Hysteria is shouting something at his opponent.
Jim Ross: Sounds like "get up!" to me!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 2....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Trouble In Paradise.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check sees it coming and catches Hysteria's leg.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 3....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a shove to ground.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is so strong that he just shoved his opponent down to the mat!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 4....
Hysteria: Wha?
Hysteria: I've never seen THAT before
Mic_Check: He's like the only one that has it probably
Mic_Check: he doesn't have screw clutch naturally so it's one leg catch only
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 5....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a lift up knee breaker.
Jim Ross: Hysteria escapes.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 6....
Mic_Check: oh comer on
Jim Ross: Hysteria is rolling his opponent back inside.
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a springboard crossbody.
Jim Ross: Hysteria springboards off the ropes and connects with a crossbody!
Jim Ross: 1....... 2.........
Jim Ross: 2 count!
Jim Ross: KICKOUT!! This match has got some life left in it yet.
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a backfist hammer.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check gets outsmarted by Hysteria, who dodged well away.
Mic_Check: ...
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a leg sweep.
Jim Ross: Hysteria went for a leg sweep but Mic_Check just stepped out of the way.
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a backfist hammer.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check delivers a painful backfist hammer!
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Jus' a reminder folks, dis is a falls count anywhere match up!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is searching for something under the ring...
Jim Ross: It's a ladder! He's surely got evil intentions!
Mic_Check: yeah
Mic_Check: I know
Mic_Check: but
Hysteria: Okay
Hysteria: now
Hysteria: let's just
Hysteria: talk about this
Hysteria: okay
Hysteria: Vader
Hysteria: buddy pal
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a lariato.
Hysteria: TROUBLE
Hysteria: IN
Hysteria: PARADISE!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with a painful LARIATO!
Jim Ross: LARIOTO! LARIOTO! LARIOTO! The end is near!
Mic_Check: nope
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Hysteria: Ow.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check is setting up the ladder!
Jim Ross: These matches are so dangerous.....
Jim Ross: Get back to your feet! 1....
Jim Ross: Mic_Check has dragged Hysteria to his feet.
Jim Ross: Hysteria is stuck in the ropes!!
Jim Ross: PREPARE FOR IMPACT!!
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a lariato.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with a painful LARIATO!
Jim Ross: LARIOTO! LARIOTO! LARIOTO! The end is near!
Jim Ross: WHAM! That move sent him flying to the outside!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 7....
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Face Eraser.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check gets caught out as Hysteria hits a neat back elbow.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 8....
Hysteria: TROUBLE
Hysteria: IN
Hysteria: PARADISE
Mic_Check: youspend 60 turns doing stuff
Jim Ross: I think he's going for a Trouble In Paradise.
Mic_Check: I hit 2 moves and you can counter
Jim Ross: TROUBLE IN PARADISE! Hysteria hit it out of nowhere!
Jim Ross: That's why Hysteria is so dangerous! That move could spell the end of this match!
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 9....
Mic_Check: nope
Mic_Check: 2
Jim Ross: 1....... 2.........
Jim Ross: 2 count!
Jim Ross: KICKOUT!! This match has got some life left in it yet.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 10....
Jim Ross: I think we might have a strike contest going on here!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria with the punch on Mic_Check.
Jim Ross: Mic_Check with an American hook to Hysteria.
Jim Ross: Get back in the ring! 11....
Jim Ross: Hey! Mic_Check! Put those down! Ref, Ref, don't you see him?!
Jim Ross: Hysteria surprises Mic_Check and rolls him up into a Small Package!
Jim Ross: This'll be a close one! I've seen many people pinned early on by this!
Jim Ross: 1....... 2.........
Jim Ross: 3!!!!!!!
Jim Ross: HE GOT HIM!
Jim Ross: Mic_Check as Vader has been eliminated!!
Jim Ross: Hysteria is the winner!
Jim Ross: Hysteria has just gained 26.650717 points! Total: 976.61254
Jim Ross: Mic_Check has just lost -26.650717 points! Total: 1064.579034