NVM's Birthday Gift to Jae, Omg, me love the person me am talking to NVM

[Jae]

This is something that NVM wrote up for me for my birthday. I couldn't stop laughing, and NVM said I could post it, so here it is.


Linnyanie Cast:

Linnyanie's a Druid, yes she is!
Bear, cat, seal, cheetah, raven, wolf Awoooo?

Sadill's Kind of the elves until the wedding
Is Prince Shaedi invited? Double wedding anyone?

Yeah, Yeah he's our man
If he can't do it nobody can!

Sawga guards Sadill day and night
Wonder if she knows how often he's in the closet

Magiceye's a Bard, he sings, dances, even teaches!
Too bad he's human and his star pupil is an elf princess

Lary the Gnome, Lary the Gnome
Lary the Gnome on his banana phone!

Lord Siliskor's a dragon god, tougher than rocks
He took Linnyanie and waved "Bye Bye Vox"

Lady Vox is the elf doggess with a mischievous brother
Now the princess has been stolen and hidden in another castle

Syned's cold, no he's not!
He's head Pyromancer, you bet he's hot!

Etherus is always in a sad mood
Just like his hair, he's always blue

Alison went for a walk and found an elf in a tree
Her mom wasn't home so she didn't have to ask to keep it

Cody's got amnesia, so does his sister's elf
She's got funny ears, unless his fell off...

Shaedi's scary with his Dragonfang,
But don't worry he only bites Sadill

Gregory says moo, Gregory says rawr...
Watch your fingers he might say... CHOMP!

Firefiend's great! Firefiend's hot!
Syned watch out, she's on her way to the top!

Anya is a master of her throwing knives
But what happened to her frost power?

Darkmagic has the magic of darkness,
But he's been kicked off the banana squad

Luna's a cleric and a drow from the shadows
Now healing for the elves who dwell in the light

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Okay, some of those were inside jokes, but I hope you all still enjoyed them as much as I did ^-^

[entwine_aria_reakash]

Very nicely done!