Rules - Read This, LWCOM rules, that will be inforced

The rules aren't that hard here.

1.) Don't post links to porn on the site.

2.) Don't use one word posts. Those are really annoying, and you can say more than a word. Don't just post a smily either, or a bajillion smilies.

3.) Don't spam (except on the Pancake Board). Spamming includes:

- 1 word posts
- saying a random unrelated thing
- posting the same thing over and over
- using too many smilies

4.) As you'll notice, when we have no conversational topics for a thread, and after a few posts it's obvious that no one has anything to say on, say, Faerie's Landing the manga, you CAN go off topic. That keeps the threads alive, and keeps us members alive too.

5.) I'm not going to ban swearing, but please use common sense in what you write and be mature. I'm not saying that if you say fuck or hell you're immature, but some people take swearing to another level.

6.) No flaming. To quote Fell:

"Flaming is brutally rubbing the face of something someone loves or someone themselves into the dirt, then kicking 'em while they're down, and in a deliberate sense, rather than a backed, logical one. Random and excessive, unprovoked stabbing in the proverbial and emotional 'heart' of a person with a pointy knife. That's glowing white-hot. Yes. White-hot. Also, it is covered in bugs. The icky kind. And it's got cow dung on it, too.
Also, purposely, rudely, and randomly calling someone a highly undesireable name, such as:
(screename A): I would certainly enjoy a cool glass of lemonade about now.
(screename B): You're an Ass-f***, and should rot in in hell."

7.) Editing posts

You can edit posts, firstly.
You may only edit your last two posts and only if they're on the latest page. If you do edit your post, your next post on that thread should say something like "Hey, I edited my last post up there".

This rule is mainly in place for when you edit posts on RPs, since that affects how the characters react and how other people should make their character react. Editing your posts to make your character a really bubbly person instead of a quiet person really messes things up, especially since everyone's already replied to the post of the quiet person.

8.) If you know a member off-line, you do not post their real names, where they live, what school they go to, ect., because some people don't like that kind of stuff being public knowledge. If the person wants to be called by their real name, though, go ahead.

Okay firstlly. People shouldn't make fun of typos. It's means and makes people feel bad. (nd it's called flaming. Which should be a rules.)it. Don't say you didn't post that. sorry to pick on your larkamai. That's the only thing change.

I know. That's why I posted it. An example for the fact that we can't flame. And I'll edit it if it make you feel better. By the way, I wasn't making fun of you, I just chose a random example that was at the top of my head.

Asmai, she was implying that. Please read it over.

Yes. I edited it, and only included the definition of flaming that you requested. So there.

Mmm. NOW READ, N00BS ACROSS THE LANDS AND SEAS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

I didn't say you were making fun of me. It's just, makes people feel bad. And you should change your definition flaming. It making fun of people for anything.

flaming is making fun of anything, calling people names, ect. And pretty much teasing but over the internet.

*sigh*. I'll edit it for the LAST time!!!!

Er, no, Asmai. Flaming is much harsher than that. For instance:

Nuh-uh. In this case, you need to change that to:

Flaming is brutally rubbing the face of something someone loves or someone themselves into the dirt, the kicking 'em while they're down, and in a deliberate sense, rather than a backed, logical one.

And this one:

(shakes head) Change that to this:

-Purposely, rudely, and randomly calling someone a highly undesireable name, such as:

(Random screename): I would certainly enjoy a cool glass of lemonade about now.
(Another random screename): You're an Ass-f***, and should rot in In The 7 Hells.

Voila! True flaming. And finally:

Mo' like:

Random and excessive, unprovoked stabbing in the proverbial and emotional 'heart' of a person with a pointy knife. That's glowing white-hot. Yes. WHITE-HOT. Also, it is covered in bugs. The icky kind. And it's got cow dung on it, too.

And so, all that: Is the true essence of flaming.

Well...I appear to have posted that last segment as a guest. Sorry. IT WAS ME! I POSTED IT! 'Kay? 'Kay.

Aren't this two rules the same:
-Having no point in your posts
-No spamming at all

Good idea. I'll go and paste and edit some o' dat, k? And sammy - to answer you,

I was defining for n00bs what spamming is, so they don't do it.

Well, then...rules. Yep, those are the rules. Yeeeeeeeeeeep.

Yes. And I don't think we need to edit 'em anymore, either!

Naw, I think they're fine. At least for now.

Mmm-Hmm. I'll only change them if some stupid people think they can find loop-holes in it.... *sigh*

I personally love loop-holes. But not blaarg kind that work against me. @_@

Yeah, I know what you mean, Fell. blaarg stupid loop-holes when used against me. *sigh*

...SOMEONE MESSED UP THE WORD FLITER!
T_he=Blaarg
...WHA!!!