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| axefire76 |
Posted: Jun 7 2004, 10:33 AM
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Admin Group: Admin Posts: 354 Member No.: 3 Joined: 6-June 04 |
> Hope you will enjoy this.
> ====================================== > THE ORIGINAL QUOTE > > If you love someone, > Set her free... > If she comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, she never was.... > > (NOW... THE NEW VERSIONS!!!) > > Pessimist: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, she's yours, > If she doesn't, as expected, she never was > > Optimist: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > Don't worry, she will come back. > > Suspicious: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she ever comes back, ask her why. > > Impatient: > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. > > Patient: > If you love someone, Set her free ... > If she doesn't come back, > continue to wait until she comes back ... > Playful > If you love someone, > Set her free ... > If she comes back, and if you love her still, > set her free again, repeat .... > > C++ Programmer: > if(you-love(m_she)) > m_she.free() > if(m_she == NULL) > m_she = new CShe; > > Animal-Rights Activist: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! > > Lawyers: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > Clause 1(a) of Paragraph 13(a)-1 in the Second > Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom > > Biologist : > If you love someone, > Set her free, > She'll evolve. > > Statisticians : > If you love someone, > Set her free, > If she loves you, the probability of her coming > back is high > If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. > > Schwarzenegger's fans: > If you love someone, > Set her free, > SHE'LL BE BACK! > > Over possessive person : > If you love someone > don't set her free. > > MBA : > If you love someone set her free instantaneously > and look for others simultaneously > > Psychologist : > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back her super ego is dominant > If she doesn't come back her id is supreme > If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. > > Somnabulist : > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back it's a nightmare > If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. > > ERP functional expert : > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back, map her into your system > If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis > > Finance expert : > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans > If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. > > Marketing Specialist : > If you love someone > set her free > If she comes back she has brand loyalty > If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market |
| cute_bachi |
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:38 PM
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JAAN Junior Group: Members Posts: 108 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-June 04 |
Awwwwwwwwww, these are brilliant bro....keep it up
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| Jaan |
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:49 PM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 151 Member No.: 1 Joined: 6-June 04 |
yupp
thanks |
| cute_bachi |
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:54 PM
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JAAN Junior Group: Members Posts: 108 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-June 04 |
thanks to whom?
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| Jaan |
Posted: Jun 10 2004, 09:45 AM
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 151 Member No.: 1 Joined: 6-June 04 |
i dunno
lolz :lol: |
| cute_bachi |
Posted: Jun 10 2004, 06:35 PM
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JAAN Junior Group: Members Posts: 108 Member No.: 2 Joined: 6-June 04 |
omg. lol
come to me, i'll sort ya brain out perfectly, actually don't, i might forget to put it back in... lolz, only joking :) |
| nehä |
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 02:23 PM
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Jaan'z Admin Group: Jaan'z Admin Posts: 111 Member No.: 100 Joined: 3-September 04 |
:lol:
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| ~$iLa~ |
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 05:49 PM
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Jaan'z cutie Group: Members Posts: 195 Member No.: 77 Joined: 13-June 04 |
:lol: LOLOZZZ
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