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axefire76
Posted: Jun 7 2004, 10:33 AM


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> Hope you will enjoy this.
> ======================================
> THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
>
> If you love someone,
> Set her free...
> If she comes back, she's yours,
> If she doesn't, she never was....
>
> (NOW... THE NEW VERSIONS!!!)
>
> Pessimist:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she ever comes back, she's yours,
> If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
>
> Optimist:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> Don't worry, she will come back.
>
> Suspicious:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she ever comes back, ask her why.
>
> Impatient:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.
>
> Patient:
> If you love someone, Set her free ...
> If she doesn't come back,
> continue to wait until she comes back ...
> Playful
> If you love someone,
> Set her free ...
> If she comes back, and if you love her still,
> set her free again, repeat ....
>
> C++ Programmer:
> if(you-love(m_she))
> m_she.free()
> if(m_she == NULL)
> m_she = new CShe;
>
> Animal-Rights Activist:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
>
> Lawyers:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> Clause 1(a) of Paragraph 13(a)-1 in the Second
> Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
>
> Biologist :
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> She'll evolve.
>
> Statisticians :
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> If she loves you, the probability of her coming
> back is high
> If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
>
> Schwarzenegger's fans:
> If you love someone,
> Set her free,
> SHE'LL BE BACK!
>
> Over possessive person :
> If you love someone
> don't set her free.
>
> MBA :
> If you love someone set her free instantaneously
> and look for others simultaneously
>
> Psychologist :
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back her super ego is dominant
> If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
> If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
>
> Somnabulist :
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back it's a nightmare
> If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
>
> ERP functional expert :
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back, map her into your system
> If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
>
> Finance expert :
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
> If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
>
> Marketing Specialist :
> If you love someone
> set her free
> If she comes back she has brand loyalty
> If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
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cute_bachi
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:38 PM


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Awwwwwwwwww, these are brilliant bro....keep it up
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Jaan
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:49 PM


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yupp

thanks
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cute_bachi
Posted: Jun 9 2004, 05:54 PM


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thanks to whom?
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Jaan
Posted: Jun 10 2004, 09:45 AM


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i dunno

lolz
:lol:
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cute_bachi
Posted: Jun 10 2004, 06:35 PM


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omg. lol
come to me, i'll sort ya brain out perfectly,
actually don't, i might forget to put it back in...
lolz, only joking :)
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nehä
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 02:23 PM


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:lol:
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~$iLa~
Posted: Sep 8 2004, 05:49 PM


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:lol: LOLOZZZ
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