Title: Sex education
XluoS - December 13, 2006 06:09 PM (GMT)
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mommy, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
*.:WenyuiN:.* - December 13, 2006 06:51 PM (GMT)
:o ewww....disgusting :blink: haha
XluoS - December 13, 2006 07:11 PM (GMT)
al3xa_piggy - December 14, 2006 05:07 PM (GMT)
AHAHAH!
Notty mama put penis in her mouth...
but i dun get the jewelry...
y say jewelry?
explain plzzz~~
jamesloke - December 16, 2006 06:25 PM (GMT)
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MiriamForever - December 16, 2006 06:28 PM (GMT)
the shooting freeze liao then turn into SPERM JEWELY
Realot78 - December 17, 2006 11:06 AM (GMT)
LOL.. so funny !!
Get jewel... =,=" Zha dou
silverfoxes - December 17, 2006 12:28 PM (GMT)
seriously,it isnt as good as it suppose to be
kiradex - December 17, 2006 01:48 PM (GMT)
still lose to real jewelry lolx
chenjun - December 17, 2006 03:20 PM (GMT)
still dun understand simi jewelry ?
KenN - December 17, 2006 05:58 PM (GMT)
Mun - December 18, 2006 03:12 AM (GMT)
KenN - December 18, 2006 07:52 AM (GMT)
it means that she'll get jewlery if she gave a blowjob la..lol.
chenjun - December 18, 2006 12:44 PM (GMT)
huh ?wad is jewelry ?lolz
silverfoxes - December 18, 2006 12:59 PM (GMT)
KenN - December 18, 2006 04:02 PM (GMT)
issit?
i tot is real jewelry.the dad will gib the mom jewels if she sux ma..not meh?
Stedz - December 18, 2006 10:11 PM (GMT)
Ice cube in her mouht hehehee.
Ch7|sT^^ - December 19, 2006 06:49 AM (GMT)
Jewelry?
I tot shud say "Thirsty so want some drinks?"
KenN - December 26, 2006 05:39 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Ch7|sT^^ @ Dec 19 2006, 02:49 PM) |
Jewelry?
I tot shud say "Thirsty so want some drinks?" |
swt lar u lol...
u thirsty?
