Zombies!, What would you do?

I was on imdb and found a topic in the Night of the Living Dead board asking what you'd do incase of zombie infestation. Well I replied, of course, and figured, "Hey! Why doesnt Wolf's board have this?". Well, now it does.

Just remember guys, if it ever happens get a military radio and a police radio (USA only) and listen for my directions to the hideout.

Anyways, post what you would do.

This post has been edited by vicious1988(AKA. UT) on Oct 25 2006, 10:40 AM

The search feature never works properly. Otherwise I'd be able to find all the zombie post of the past easily.

Oh well.

How about something new then...

"Dude! You spent all day at Home Depot, buying boards to nail across the windows to keep the zombies out, instead of going to Walmart and getting a machine gun? Those things don't move too fast, and being undead they are basically falling apart anyway. We could take them!"
"Shut up! They only come out at night anyway."
"No, thats vampires. Or at leasts, retarded vampires, who have never heard of sunscreen. Wait, you weren't going to make a lot of crosses or something were you?"
"That might work."
"No it doesn't."
"Everyone remembers how much they hated going to church when younger. Zombies remember some of their past lives, and when they see a cross, they think boring, and turn around. Also they are afraid of holy water I think."
"Thats just tap water."
"Nonsense. When the religious leader waves his hand over it, it turns into magical holy water. Thats how you drive all the evil spirits out of kids when you baptize them with it. It also kills off vampires, zombies, and werewolves."
"There are no such things as werewolves."
"The genetics lab, remember?"
"Oh, right. Lousy mad scientists."
"Lousy frigid women making them into mad scientists. You know, if any of these guys ever got laid back in high school, they wouldn't have turned into some bitter vengeful nerds."
"I thought its because they got bullied, and decided to hate the world and everything in it, and thus decided it was their destiny to destroy it."
"Oh yeah. That too."

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"Mommy! Mommy! Their a lot of dead people walking around outside!"
"Nonsense. If they were dead, they wouldn't be walking."
"But... they are zombies."
"Oh, well those aren't dead, they are undead."
He said nothing, realizing she was one of those people who just couldn't stand to be wrong, thus inventing a new word that made no sense at all. You were either dead, or alive, not undead, or unalive.

"Yes... I see them out the window now. See what happens when you watch too much television?" his mother says.
"Gosh! I never realized the dangers of modern electronic entertainment."
"Now be a good little boy and eat all your vegetables."
"Screw that! Zombies are cool. I'm going to eat nothing but brains from now on."
"Zombies are mindless brain dead idiots. And they smell bad too."
"If you eat enough brains, it'll smarten you up. Thats how it works."
"Only if you find smart people to eat. Most people in this world are idiots, so you will just be wasting your time."
"Gosh. I never thought of that. I better go to a university and find some smart people to eat before I become a zombie."
"Colleges these days are nothing but drunken frat boys and other degenerate morons, who blare their radios loud enough to wake the dorm at 3 am, and then sleep to noon. Nothing but dumbasses."
"Well then... "
"Since the internet, all smart people just stay at home in front of their computer, never leaving their chair except to eat and poop, and some don't even move then."
"Gosh. I never knew."

I searched my harddrive for all the post that had the word "zombie" in them, and dozens of things appeared.

http://z8.invisionfree.com/Game_Maker_foru...?showtopic=2221
Scroll half way down there to get to the zombie part.

send nuke at them
if they still not dead we gun them down

I'm sure there have been some sort of zombie topics in the past, but not this one. I dont think. Unless I posted it. And forgot. Uhhhh...I just fried my brain trying to remember.

But still, this is a very important topic in today's society. It almost rivals talk about why we need assault weapons*. There is no escaping the truth that this WILL happen someday.



*-Incase anyone was wondering, we need them to battle modern super-creatures like the flying squirrel and the electric eel.

My father said that during Huricane Katrina, hundreds of thousands of squirrels were thrown out of their trees by the strong winds.

So I'm thinking, they either decided to reveal they could fly all along, no sense hiding that fact from us, or those that didn't know how had to learn fast or splatter.

Since the huricane was caused by dark chaotic magic, then surely there is a chance it mutated all sorts of creatures.

Did President Bush really hesitate before doing anything about the New Orleans situation, or was he just buying time while the marines special resources division went in and cleared out any undead, or mutations? Lot of old voodoo magic in the crescent city. Something surely got stirred up by the storm, or before it to cause it.

Interesting fact to tell all the gun control people:
When the waters of New Orleans were rising, alligators in the zoo were able to swim out of their cages. If not for guns, people would've been helpless to fight them off.

I'd mention the zombies also, but alas, the government already killed off anyone who saw them, not just to prevent contamination, but to keep that little problem a secret.

The electric eels problem was created in a government lab, them trying to find a way to make limitless electricity through bioelectricity. Unfortunately the military also wanted to use them as weapons, thinking hordes of them could be set loose on Russian nuclear submarines, and kill off everyone in side, we then taking control over the sub.

They alas underestimated their intelligence, and now a Russian nuclear submarine, complete with an arsenal of nuclear weapons able to hit any point in this world, is in the hands of eels!

Be very afraid, for the end is surely near.

If zombies ever arose where I lived, then I'd rush out over to a local peninsular, and get hold of one of my freinds who's always wanted to turn it into an island. Then, We'd go and hide out in one of the many old, disused naval bases that are dotted around the place. We'd have packed enough food for a couple of weeks, but failing that, we'd go looting near a local shop (taking various home-made flamethrowers and the such with us).

If it came to it, we'd even steal a boat, and sail to "greener pastures" (Somewhere in the Middle East, most likely).

You can never be thinking too far ahead with this sort of thing!

Wouldn't all the zombies die off after they ran out of brains to eat?

Would they eat each other for a time?

You just got to remain hidden long enough, and then come out when its all over.

Of course, this would be insanely difficult if they had some really hot zombie chicks trying to tempt you.

"Whoa! Did you see that."
"I don't check out dead chicks, no."
"But she's hot!"
"You been in this bunker far too long."
"Seriously, check her out. And her tattered old clothing just keeps falling apart more each day, revealing more of that milky white skin of hers. Oh indeed..."

As mentioned elsewhere, I'm also concerned about it crossing species, so you end up with vampiric flying squirrels attacking you.

zombies tend to eat anything with a brain.
which, according to doctors mind you, would make us safe due to the immense amount of time we spend in front of our computers.

also a .223 or .308 will kill those pesky zombies, unless you have no gun to shoot it with
theoretically though zombies can exist it said so on the history channel
and ive prepared an emergancy preparedness system
-gather food/food supplies
-secure weapons
)remember blades don't need reloading
)military class rifles and weapons will definetly kill
-secure transport
-hold position for 3 days
)if no contact is made with the outside world procede
-move to small farm towns
-secure food and perhaps more uninfected
-secure gas and weapons
-set up at a deserted area
-make occasional runs for supplies into formally populated regions

the preceding statements were all based on George A. Romero zombies
28 Days later style zombies are really just raging humans which means the infection either has to kill them itself or they'll starve to death
(has anyone noticed there is no zombie smile, the ruski's are covering up there tracks!!!***based off of timesplitters 2***)