Coughing, minor sore throat, stopped up, head ache, jaw hurts for some reason... *sigh*

Just drinking plenty of liquids, and trying to sleep it all off until I get better.

That sounds very suspicious... What kind of liquids, to be exact?

(Just joking. [oh, how very, very, extremely, remarkably funny I was!])

Why dont you try the microsoft fix all?




Re-boot :P

My body has developed an unusual odor across all of my skin.

My throat is sore.

Been sleeping the day away, hoping to get better, drinking my distilled water and some orange juice.

I see through my window my mom is home next door now, so I'm going to go talk ot her. She works at a doctor's office, so will know whats going around.

Well, whatever it is, (probobly the spiders)
I hope it goes away soon.

-CJA

My mom had this thing that instantly measures your tempature by sticking it in your ear. My fever was apparently 12 degrees hotter than the surface of the sun!

I got some medicine to treat the dread illness, which I believe is one of the deadly plagues that destroyed ancient Egypt.

I also used use Tylenol, which is in fact the greatest invention the world has ever known, it able to stop the pain.

Anyway, I'll be out of it for a few days now, so hopefully nothing dramatic will happen.

Hopefully I'll be able to find the strength to log on for a time and make sure the internet is still running well, since as we all know that without me the entire world wide web, and in fact the universe itself, would simply stop functioning. Last time I was unable to get online for a few days, an entire alien civilization ceased to exist, as 12 stars decided to just collapse, taking out their homeworld with it. They were all jerks anyway, so it doesn't really matter, but still, I don't want to take any chances that our own world might be destroyed.

:pengy:

Don't worry Wolf, you have underlings like CJA and me to help keep it running. But only for a few days. If we're not careful, the spiders may cause our sun to go supernova!!

...MUST...
...STAY...
...ALERT...

...CANT...
...SLEEP...

...SUPERNOVA...
...PEANUTS...

-CJA

Huff, puff, this is hard work. I think I'll just sit down and re*falls over*
:zzz:

And thus the world was doomed. ^_^

:cow: :cow: "Don't worry," say the dancing cows. "Our planet was the only one destroyed, and we left that stink hole years ago, to invade the Earth with our army of dancing cows. That didn't go too well for us though, but at least now they can't deport us. They can't eat us either, since no one wants their steak dancing around on their plates, and kicking around inside their belly." :cow: :cow: :cow:

Oh when will the suffering stop...

I feel icky today. The dread virus was said to be vanquished in 5 days, but alas, I fear it may take longer. On the bright side, my mom picked up some lime jello!

You have to boil a cup of water, dump that in a big bowl with it, and stir for at least two minutes. The jello comes from cow hooves, which are the smartest part of the cow, since thats where all the dancing is done. :cow: :cow: Anyway, its smart enough to know if you didn't give it its proper 2 minute of stirring, and should you fail to do the enchantment properly, it will surely rise up in your darkness nightmares one night, and consume you. Jello was invented by an amauter sorcerer by the way. Probably got an artical about it over at the wikipedia.

Anyway, after 2 minutes in the heat, you give it some cold, one glass of cold water to counter the other, ice magic to fire magic as it were. And then away it goes for several hours in the frigid wasteland of my refrigerator, there to face the cold icy hand of death until oblivion. Bah.. I don't know. :puke: I just feel like crap today, so I'll make a crap post. Not that the quality of my usual work is all that great, but hey, this week I have an excuse.

And something truely nasty you probably don't want to hear about, but antibiotics turn your dung a loose light brown texture you normally wouldn't see.

So exhausted, but can not get to sleep, hungry but I can not eat. Alas, this is my punishment for going outside. An ill will did blow, and a curse was lain upon me, my health did willow away until I was naught but the shell of the man I once was, or could've been. :pengy: