He's from Eve Online, I don't know him personally, but he's pretty full of himself
Look:
Degwin Zabi:
I do not RUN AWAY from
combat...
I merely ADVANCE in the
other direction!!!
Degwin's Current Status:
-Part of the Freelance Blood
Alliance
-Supreme Commander of the
Andronian Federation (-=|AF|=-)
-Soverign of the Zabi Empire
and the Principality of Zeon.
<=/ZE\=>
HAIL ZEON!
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Yes its true, I will one day
rule the world with an
iron fist. You, will BOW to
the fist. DO NOT DISOBEY THE
FIST!
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All Database Constructed on
Degwin Zabi:
(Convo me if you know More)
Degwin Zabi doesn't read books.
He stares
them down until he gets the
information he
wants.
Since 1940, the year Degwin
Zabi was born,
panzerfaust projectile related
deaths have
increased 13,000 percent.
There are no disabled people.
Only people
who have met Degwin Zabi.
It was once believed that
Degwin Zabi
actually lost a fight to a pirate,
but that is a
lie, created by Degwin Zabi
himself to lure
more pirates to him.
Degwin doesn't ride a boat. He
just stands on it and lets it
take him across the river.
Degwin says...
"When you have 3 waffles, and
you see someone who but one
waffle, kill him and take his
waffle.
Degwin Zabi often asks people
to pull his
finger. When they do, he
panzerfausts them
in the face. Then he farts.
Degwin Zabi appeared in the
"Mobile Suit Gundam" video
game, but was removed by Beta
Testers because every button
caused him to
pull out and shoot a
panzerfaust. When asked about
this "glitch," Zabi had replied,
"That's no glitch."
Degwin Zabi caught all 386
pokemon in just
under 2.7 seconds. He says he
won't trade
any of them for anything.
Degwin Zabi doesn't cut down
trees. He just hits them with an
ax until they fall over.
Degwin doesnt wear a jacket
when he gets cold. He just puts
it on him.
The original theme song to the
Transformers
was actually "Deg Zabi--more
than
meets the eye, Deg Zabi--robot
in
disguise," and starred Degwin
Zabi as a
Zeon Soverign who defended
Side 3 from
Earth Federation Decepticons and
could turn into a Zaku Mobile
Suit. This was far too much
awesome
for a single show, however, so
it was
divided.
On the 6th day, God created
Degwin Zabi. On
the 7th day, God rested. On the
8th day,
Degwin Zabi panzerfausted God
and took over.
Degwin Zabi recently had the
idea to sell his
snot as a canned beverage. We
know this
beverage as Red Bull.
Degwin Zabi was recently
created a genetically enhanced
mashed potato. Calling it the
Pashed Motato, he was said to
have created it using a panzer
... A... quote?, From some guy called Degwin Zabi
