Sources say that Fast Action Grappling management and creative deliberated over who to induct into the Fast Action Grappling Hall of Fame. This source who wishes to remain anonymous, had this to say when he sat down with our lead interviewer.
"So Stoner, you do not want us to reveal your identity correct?"
"You just did!"
"We'll edit it out. Ahem. At this time we are with our anonymous inside source. Tell me, what names have been tossed around?"
"Well my friend, there have been about a dozen names tossed around, and I can confirm at least four of them. That's not to say there won't be more."
"Let us in on the secret."
"The first name that they have confirmed and are ready to call is Rob "Kill Crazy" Mullens. Mullens of course is a made up surname because we don't actually know what it is. But as many people know, KC is legendary for flipping his snork for no reason and so they said, 'we gotta have that guy in our Hall of Game'."
"Hall of Game?"
"Yes, that's what they are calling it. They are also going to call Gary Guille. He has quite a few names in the wrestling industry, and that's the one we know best. We realize that if we put someone representing the minorites into the Hall, people won't call us racist."
"Let me finish. We're also going to induct Alexia Frost, because again if we don't induct a woman, we'll be called sexist as well."
"Hold your horses! The last guy they've confirmed is Nero Cain. We all know Nero's story. The lazist wrestler to ever luck his way into the big time. Nero Cain is the spiritual FAG to Fast Action Grappling. We've also tossed other names around, so we'll see how that pans out. You may ask your question now."
"Stoner I mean anonymous source, why are you inducting people to the Hall of Fame-"
"Game, that have never been in Fast Action Grappling until now?"
"Why not? VWF does it all the time! They induct people that existed like a hundred years before it did. But anyway we're also tossing around some other names, J-Vo is a big one that comes to mind. So until the official announcement is made, this never happened and I'm disappearing into a cloud of smoke."
"But...sigh. Back to FastAction.com"
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