As we open, we once again see the grinning face of our beloved, wonderful, awesome as hell (not to mention animated) owner Nathan Wisdom. He rubs his hands together, warming himself up before introducing this week's show.

Nathan: Ladies and gentlemen, this week we see such a plethora of wrestlers here that there's no telling just how everything is going down. But just for sticks and giggles, here's a run down.

He coughs, breaking up the paragraphs.

Nathan: We see "The Rider" (as I like calling him) Frank Shari take on Alabama's Own Johnny King! And who knows, he might even make it to this match!

After a chuckle that effectively breaks up the matches he is talking about-

Nathan: From there, our lighter competitors will compete in a match against one another. Indeed, Greg Hains will meet Geoffrey Rogers who will also meet KHill in a battle so epic, only we could bring it to you!

You know the drill at this point. I gotta break up paragraphs.

Nathan: Not long after that, we see a rematch of a match so awesome it destroyed our previous camera equipment. My commentators told me it was because Fast Action Grappling needed to upgrade its "Awesome Capacity," which we have. As a result, you will benefit by being able to see the match in all its Awesome Glory. So tonight, Wrestle Bot 7500 takes on Strong Adams in a match that is ALL ABOUT THE HONOR! Not to mention the winner of the match moves on into the main event!

Nathan: Which happens to be the first match of the MOST AWESOME HARDCORE TITLE SERIES EVAR!

He coughs after exclaiming such a phrase.

Nathan: My commentary team told me to bill it as such. But you will all get to see Sir Frank Hightower face off against Silent Wolf and the winner of the match previous. The match itself will be of a Hardcore nature, so viewers are advised to avert their eyes when the particularly bloody parts happen.

He takes a drink from the glass no one noticed on his desk. His cartoon desk.

Nathan: This is Nathan Wisdom, and here is Wreckers 4!

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Snapcrack LePop paces back and forth in front of his fellow Out House members. His look of disgust is matched only by his accent.

Snapcrack: Another week of nothingness? We tried to be civil with Mr. Wisdom, but now, its time.

The Exploder, as explosive as ever, hops to his feet from the couch and points to the sky.

Exploder: Time for what Snapcrack because I mean there's only so much we can get away with since we're only roster members and not owner types who have any sort of say in what goes on and we really don't have any kind of pull in the company at all and since we aren't being used its like no one really knows who we are and we need to fi-

He passes out, the explosiveness of his statement so awesome, even he could not finish it.

Snapcrack: It is time for the world to know the name of... THE OUT HOUSE!

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As Johnny King begins to make his way to the ring, the FABULOUS Mr. Rainbow comes from no where and blindsides the man, tackling him to the ground. A rope comes from FCC CENSOR and Mr. Rainbow uses it to Hog Tie King up, foreshadowing the animal theme to come later in the night.

Making sure the is enough rope for him to throw it over his shoulder and drag King away, Mr. Rainbow does just that as Miss G Cleff comes out.

G Clef: Looks like someone's gonna need an opponent?

She smiles.

G Clef: That would be ME.

She makes her way to the ring with confidence. KHill stands in the ring as Ms G Clef has made her way into the ring. He cant help but check her out as she stretches ever so provacatively. Why do women do this ONLY when cameras are on them? Regardless, KHill sets his Dew down to go over to talk to her. He forgets he still has the mic.

KHill: Hey beautiful.

G Clef: Hi.

KHill: Wanna try my five dollar footlong?

Before G Clef can answer machine guns are heard, once again scaring KHill. Scares our homie so much that he jumps behind G Clef for protection. Once Frank Shari emerges from back, G Clef turns and looks at KHill, who is obviously embarrassed. He adjusts his clothes, you know, like in all those horrible comedy flicks.

KHill: And coming to the ring... Frank Shari.

Stonehenge: That may have been the most professional introduction ever.

KHill: You cousin kissin' freak.

Stonehenge: I stand corrected.

The match doesn't take too long. Shari, having prepared for King, is more than ready when G Clef attempts to do any of her moves. Of course, he takes the time to do a little pose at the end of each move, getting quite a pop (a crowd reaction, for those who don't know) from the ladies in the crowd after hitting her with a Big Boot.

Stonehenge: We all know what big boots mean!

Sexy Jack: Big feet?

Stonehenge: No. Means the match isn't too far from ending.

And indeed, it isn't. Shari lifts the magnanimous C Glef to her feet and gives a mighty pose before headbutting her in the boobs.

Sexy Jack: Right where I'da done it.

One!

Two!

Three!

Shari gets to his feet and gives one more pose before-

ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR *1

-is heard from the loudspeakers all over the arena. The crowd, all scarified by the loud noise, shrink and cower.

Stonehenge: What the hell was that Es Jay?

Sexy Jack: What the hell is Es Jay?

Stonehenge: Your initials.

"The Bear Song" begins to play, and a big hindquarters bear, on all four legs, comes from backstage.

Sexy Jack: Why the Fruit (all caps) is that bear coming down to the ring, WITH ENTRANCE MUSIC?

Stonehenge: We will never be able to invite Steven Colbert to our show. Ever.

Sexy Jack: That's all you have to say about a bear?!

The bear stops halfway down the ramp, much to the thanks of the scared-possibly-Shitless Frank Shari. The bear gets on its hind legs, letting off one more loud roar that echoes throughout the arena.

Babies cried.

Why there were babies at a wrestling arena... That bad parenting. Nothing Fast Action Grappling nor any of its affiliates can be blamed for.

Sexy Jack: Speaking of affiliates, COMMERCIAL BREAK! *2 *3

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-Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment-

Hot off the heels of the Pay Per View event "Fight Night: European Assault" Ultimate Wrestling Entertainment brings more of that Showdown action we all know and love!

The new Intercontinental Champion, Lord Edward Laurent (a crossover w/ Sir Frank Hightower is in the works) had strong words to say to both the crowd and to his nemesis Bryan Blaze. Not too long after that, he took a 2x4 to the back from someone else altogether. Is he in over his head?

Looks like Kiez lost some man points to some guy no one even knows. Bummer.

New Dawn's Alex Demming makes another appearance, at the expense of Ace Borger. Not the best thing to do when you're stable just got their asses handed to them, but to each his own.

Angelus and Raven Arkaos have an amazing match, leaving little to be desired afterwards from the fans. And just when they thought the show was over, Anderson goes and breaks Thomas Crowe's hand.

What a dick, right?

On the next Showdown, Angelus teams up with his Iconic brother and UWE Hardcore Champion Stoner to get some revenge on Anderson who will be teaming with Raven. These four look to be putting on one hell of a match.

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[OH SEGMENT- OH vs Greg Hains]

Greg Hains is walking down the hallway, getting ready for his match with Rogers and KHill as he is stopped by The Stand.

Hains: What do you jobbers want?

JayArghh: We ain't jobber's yo.

Hains: Sorry. You have to have actually appeared on TV for that status I guess. Didn't mean to give you false hope or anything so... I guess I'll be seeing you later.

He pats each on the shoulder and begins to walk away as the two of them look at one another in shock.

Exploder: Oh hell no theres no way we're gonna let him disrespect us like that man lets get him

The two begin to follow Hains, probably to attack him. But they never get the chance, as Exploder falls asleep and knocks over a trashcan, which falls and takes out a table that was set up against a speaker that ALSO fell onto a 2x4 that was all "see-saw" over a barrel (for some reason) which had a bucket of paint on it which flew and hit Greg Hains in the back of the head, rendering him unconscious.

JayArghh: Don't argue with results...

He lifts Exploder onto his shoulders and the two exit.

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[Rogers and KHill vs The Stand]

The Stand's music plays as the two come out to the entrance ramp.

Exploder: One of the people in the match can't be here and since theres two of them and two of us we figured wed make it a tag team match and beat their punk asses around the arena the old fashion way waddya say

The crowd boos, but the two go down to the ring anyway. The Stand are in the ring, standing next to KHill, who seems to be checking over his cards. He looks at The Stand and starts laughing.

KHill: And their opponents... Quite possibly the most AWESOME duo of ALL TIME! The average Geofry Rogers and the UBER AWESOME K....HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHill looks around then hands the mic to Exploder, who contemplates eating it. KHill rushes to the back.

Stonehenge: This again?

Sexy Jack: Quite possibly the greatest entrance ever.

"So Watcha Want" plays and KHill comes right back out, once again magically in a new attire. Rogers follows, but his epicness fails to shine under the large shadow KHill's has casted. The two get into the ring, and KHill immediately chugs some Dew. He grabs the mic from Exploder.

KHill: Thanks homie.



Geoffrey is the first in the ring for his team, Jay Argh for his. Exploder looked like he wanted to go in first, but Jay said no on that one apparently. As they square off, Rogers hits a Dropkick on Jay that sends him flying into his team's corner. Where he gets blind tagged.

Stonehenge: Bummer for him, 'eh?

Exploder gets into the ring, much to the dismay of Jay. Exploder begins to circle the ring, very explosively. Rogers holds back a laugh until Exploder unleashes the full force of hi-

Sexy Jack: He fell.

Stonehenge: Face first no less.

Sexy Jack: You know, this is two matches in a row that Out House has just.. Wronged out.

Rogers rolls Exploder to his back, but instead of pinning, decides to take advantage of this unique moment in wrestling history to do a bit of showing off. After dragging Exploder to the corner of no return, he and KHill take turns tagging in and doing highly abusive moves to Ex. Who sleeps through it. From each man individually, we see a plethora of top-rope maneuvers including frog splashes, moonsaults, diving headbutts and legdrops. From both men AT THE SAME TIME we see a move so devastating the fact that Exploder survived is only attributable to the fact that he was asleep-

DOUBLE ARMBAR!

Stonehenge: What surprises me is that the ref is letting this go on...

Sexy Jack: I don't think there is a ref right now.

Indeed, Sexy Jack's observation is correct as- sure enough - Everyone involved in the match (except Ex, he's out) realizes about the same time... No one is calling the match. Confused at such a development, KHill smacks hiimself in the forehead and takes off his shirt revealing-

A referee shirt.

Stonehenge: Oh KHill, what antics and shenanigans will we see from you next?

JayArghh gets into the ring to complain and try and fight with KHill, who ejects Jay from the ring.

Sexy Jack: So for the first time ever... We're seeing a referee eject his current opponent from the ring...

Jay tries to fight the decision, but KHill points at the ref shirt. Again Jay tries to plead his case, again KHill points at the shirt.

KHill: You can't argue with the shirt, its in the rules.

As Jay gets out of the ring, Rogers covers Exploder and KHill makes the count.

One!

Two!!

THREE!!!!!

Stonehenge: What an interesting turn of events.

Sexy Jack: Not as interesting as the events going on in RKW right now.

Stonehenge: If only there were a way to get a quick summary of all the goings-on at the moment...

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-RoughKut Wrestling-

After being injured to the point of not being able to compete, Kris Keebler has vacated the RKW Championship. RKW, in response, is holding its own tournament to see who truly is the best, and not just in the company.

June First, RKW presents Locked and RE-Loaded, where anyone from anywhere is invited to take a shot at the highest prize in RoughKut Wrestling-

The RKW Championship.

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Stonehenge: Don't you love convenience?

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[OH SEGMENT: Takes Out Wolf]

Silent Wolf sits alone in his locker room, eyes closed, oblivious to the camera man in his room. The door opens, and a calm Snapcrack LePop walks into the locker room, a smile on his face.

Snapcrack: You wont win tonight, Wolf.

Wolf's eyes open, and he scowls.

Snapcrack: In fact, you wont even make it to the ring.

Exploder and JayArghh walk into the room behind him, followed by G Clef.

All three with weapons. A frying pan is handed to Snapcrack who looks at the camera man.

Snapcrack: You may want to leave.

The camera man is only too happy to oblige as he exits the area.

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[MORGAN/WISDOM SEGMENT: Changes to the ME]

Captain Taylor Morgan rushes into Nathan Wisdom's office. He pants a little bit as he rests, sitting on the end of the desk, his back to the television set.

Morgan: Aye sir, they got ta the Indian too.

The cartoon nods.

Wisdom: Ok then. Its official, we will merge the final two matches of the show, and Snapcrack will be added to the Main Event.

Morgan: But Sir! Do ye really think it be best we reward the slimy dog by puttin him in the Main Event? Not that I question yer judgement sir but...

Wisdom smiles.

Wisdom: I appreciate your thoughts my friend. But it is clear to me that LePop wants to prove he is the real deal. So now, he gets a chance to prove it. I say let 'em.

Taylor smiles.

Morgan: Aye sir.

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[Strong Adams vs Wrestle Bot 7500 vs Sir Frank Hightower vs Snapcrack LePop]

With Adams, Hightower, and LePop in the ring, the crowd is buzzing with anticipation (get it?). Mr. Roboto plays and two odd things happen. One: the crowd is cheering for a damn Robot. Two: Well... WrestleBot is not alone...

KHill: And on his way to the ring... along side...

KHill's mouth is wide open, drooling Dew onto the mat... and Hightowers shoes.

KHill: A camel? Is that a mother loving CAMEL?!?! ALONGSIDE A FREAKIN" CAMEL.... WRESTLEBOT 7500!!!

Wrestlebot goes step with step with the real life Camel that his controller rides.

Morgan: I want to make a Cameltoe joke... sooo bad...

Just then, KHill joins the duo at the booth.

KHill: Boys I haven't saw a camel that stunk that bad since that hoodrat I hooked up with last October. And besides that, no one else's entrance matters at this point.

With that, KHill vanishes.

Morgan: DAMN!

Adams puts Hightower immediately into a Chickenwing hold, letting WrestleBot go after Snapcrack. Snapcrack, hoping it wouldn't come to this, attempts to go to the top rope and retaliate with a missile dropkick, but fails and is put into a Camel Clutch for all his efforts, followed by a smooth-motion Dragon Suplex from the Wrestling Robot of Doom.

Stonehenge: What a beast of a match!

Sexy Jack: I'm waiting to see what else the robot is gonna do to the chef.

Before that, though, Hihghtower has escaped from the Chicken Wing lock, and managed to come back with an attack of his own- The Mule Kick! Adams is rocked as he stumbles backwards and tries to gather his senses. Hightower comes running at hiim from behind and hits a massive Bulldog before going for a cover.

One!

Two!!

Sexy Jack: I bet Silent Wolf is glad he isn't in this match! *4

THREKickout!!!

Hightower looks astounded as he gets to his feet and begins to look for something to help him. As he takes his time, Wrestle Bot has come up behind HIM and now has Hightower in an Octopus Stretch.

Stonehenge: Such a powerful move here, really tortures the stomach and torso areas.

Whilst the stretching commences, Snapcrack has made it to the top rope, and has his eyes set on the still-unconscious Strong Adams. Snapcrack plays to the crowd (who all boos him btw) as he hits a-

Stonehenge and Sexy Jack: SWAN-TON!!!! SWAN-TON BOMB!!!!

He goes for a cover.

One!

Tw-Kickout!!

Adams throws Snapcrack off of him and gets to his feet. Snapcrack charges at Adams from across the ring before getting up-and-overed the top rope. With what little ring awareness he has, Snapcrack holds on to the top rope and Skins-The-Cat *5 back into the ring, tapping his head to show he's smurt.

Stonehenge: Its better that he doesn't know Wrestle Bot has finally let Hightower out of the other move, huh?

Sexy Jack: Better ratings too!

Wrestle Bot and Adams look at each other, then at Snapcrack who right.... About.............. NOW is realizing whats going on.

Poor fella.

WrestleBot and Adams each kick Snapcrack in the gut before getting him in Double Suplex position. Each man, for some reason, grabs a hold of one of Snapcrack's knees before they both lift and slam, going for the pin.

Sexy Jack: What was that one?

Stonehenge: Double Fish-Hook Suplex!

One!

Two!!

THREE!!!

KHill: And... I guess your winners.... What the hell just happened?

Indeed, the referee himself looks confused, realizing what the hell he just did.

Sexy Jack: Good job Arthur! And to think, you were gonna get a promotion maybe!

Stonehenge: So umm... I guess..

Nathan Wisdom appears on the screen, as smiley as ever.

Nathan: It would seem that two different individuals got the victory tonight. And while that may seem... Odd considering we were wanting only one winner... Here tonight it will set a precedent. The winner of the Main Event is now BOTH WRESTLEBOT AND STRONG ADAMS!!!!

Sexy Jack: Neither of whom were actually scheduled to be in the main event originally...

Stonehenge: But hey, thats our owner, and he said so. He signs our checks you know.

Sexy Jack: Here he does anyway.

WrestleBot helps TimTim up back onto the camel before turning and offering a hand to Adams. Adams looks at the hand a little, listening to the crowd reaction (which is fairly good btw). Just as Adams is about to shake hands with the robot, Hightower tries to hit WrestleBot in the back with a chair. But thanks to adjustable legs, WrestleBot manages to duck the shot, causing Hightower to connect with Adams' face instead.

Scared by the events, the camel freaks and begins to run away, with WrestleBot 7500 close behind it for TimTim's safety. Hightower looks at the fallen Adams and smiles before exiting the ring.

Stonehenge: Sir Frank Hightower... With a bastard move there.

Sexy Jack: Oh shove off, those guys weren't even in the main event and they BOTH got the win? Spit on that, man.

Stonehenge: Well, despite the harsh words, we have our ending and thats how it goes. G'Night everyboday!

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*1--- Note for Show: http://www.arcadebomb.com/play/robot_dinos..._they_roar.html -Play this then read that again.

*2--- Note for Show: http://uwe.smfforfree2.com/index.php

*3--- Note for Show: If given a quick summary of the most recent and the next show of a fed with people I know and/or get along with, you can get your very own FAG commercial time too! This is mostly to KHill who I could probably just PM the question to, but I figured Fruit it might as well put it out there.

*4 Note for Show: Considering that every successfull move of the match had an animal name in it, I find this funny.

*5 Note for Show: No cats were harmed in the performing of that move. They were already dead. THATS why it was getting skinned.