Demotivation Time, Post for wins and internets

It's simple, post your own custom demotivational posters in here. Make it a response to someone else for extra points!

"Points?" you may ask.

Yes, points. In this first post I will list everyone that has submitted a poster and grant them a number of points depending on how good/funny/original that poster is. These points may end up being like the points on Whose Line?, or maybe there will be a prize for the leaders after a while... Of course, you only get points if you follow the rules.

"Rules?" you may ask.

Yes, rules.
To put it bluntly, I have seen almost every single demotivational poster on the internet already., and if you post one of them, you will lose points rather than gaining them. This rule might be ignored if the poster is funny enough, or rarely ever seen.
Yes, you can use automatic generators found on the internet, but it should be your own drawing/photograph/screenshot.
Also, don't post more than one poster in a post, and don't double post. Simple as that.
RULE ADDED: LOLCats are allowed, but again, try to make them unique from the ones already on the internet. Ones already existing elsewhere will be easy enough to identify.
Now go to it, participants.

"Partici-?" oh shut up...


-=Participant Name=- --|-- -=Points=- --|-- -=Last Three Scores=-
------deThbaTe-------------------∞-----------------------∞-----------
--------Glaciel---------------------3------------------------3-----------

I'll post the first. Now, since I'm a judge, my points are infinite and I can not win.

(be gentle, it's my first ever).

Indeed I do, though I haven't had to use it yet. YET.

3 points!