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Noir The Sable - April 8, 2012 12:14 PM (GMT)
If you want a job done right...

Damn it, Virus. Are you really that naive?

Crowley - April 8, 2012 12:27 PM (GMT)
The expressions and pacing of the comic are spot-on, as usual!

Next comic's gonna be insane.

Dakatsu - April 8, 2012 01:51 PM (GMT)
My prediction: Everybody dies.

Jeffk38uk - April 8, 2012 02:10 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 8 2012, 01:51 PM)
My prediction: Everybody dies.

That's your prediction for everything.

Xavier - April 8, 2012 03:50 PM (GMT)
Harry is going to lose it next comic. Called it.

Niles - April 8, 2012 05:10 PM (GMT)
Naaaaaaaah.

Lothar, it's your turn.
And I guess some field Inquisitors can showed up too. It's still pretty possible.

Hah, never though that he can change his colour that easy... black-white freak...

SaturnGrl - April 8, 2012 06:01 PM (GMT)
Aww, poor Mr. Bugman. Now his baby girl will grow up without a daddy, and she will blame Eastwood and company for getting her Daddy killed. She will one day swear revenge and become the next dark high preistess of the Patterner Cult and seek to destroy the Inquisition, ripping it from its very foundation in her unholy war, and personally taking it upon herself to hunt down and destroy our beloved EN cast members' families and descendants...

Wait...wait...wait...my bad. Eastwood will never find a female that will lay with him without being sedated, so he will never have descendants. Her revenge will be moot after Eastwood dies in an "Friendly Fire" incident with Lothar over spilling some coffee. :P

Twib - April 8, 2012 06:23 PM (GMT)
Why did he go black and white?

SaturnGrl - April 8, 2012 07:07 PM (GMT)
Because Morrh only associates with black/white mobians.

Dakatsu - April 8, 2012 07:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Jeffk38uk @ Apr 8 2012, 10:10 AM)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 8 2012, 01:51 PM)
My prediction: Everybody dies.

That's your prediction for everything.

My prediction on the last day of high school this year: Everybody dies

Even though I graduated 2-3 years ago.

The Virus - April 8, 2012 09:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Twib @ Apr 8 2012, 12:23 PM)
Why did he go black and white?

To enable us to cheat around the "Morth's followers are black and white" rule. We wanted 'Janus' to appear early on, but not give the villain away before the surprise reveal. If he'd been a black and white animal, you lot would have guessed easily. So he became a chameleon. Shifting colour now is more for the reader's benefit, I s'pose. Janus is revealing his other face.

His thugs are a bit of a cheat too. Black gorilla and white rhino. As a pair, they qualify, but what if one gets KIA? Would the other be fired, or would he have to find a new colour-contrasted partner? Dunno.

Blur45712 - April 8, 2012 09:13 PM (GMT)
I've got a feeling that Morth is going to attempt the whole eldritch abomination fusion again. If not then it will probably involve taking over the world minus fusion.

lirlond - April 8, 2012 09:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 8 2012, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Twib @ Apr 8 2012, 12:23 PM)
Why did he go black and white?

To enable us to cheat around the "Morth's followers are black and white" rule. We wanted 'Janus' to appear early on, but not give the villain away before the surprise reveal. If he'd been a black and white animal, you lot would have guessed easily. So he became a chameleon. Shifting colour now is more for the reader's benefit, I s'pose. Janus is revealing his other face.

His thugs are a bit of a cheat too. Black gorilla and white rhino. As a pair, they qualify, but what if one gets KIA? Would the other be fired, or would he have to find a new colour-contrasted partner? Dunno.

Well if the Rhino dies the Gorilla could just wait till he got his silverback.

Webmistress L - April 8, 2012 10:47 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 8 2012, 09:07 PM)
QUOTE (Twib @ Apr 8 2012, 12:23 PM)
Why did he go black and white?

To enable us to cheat around the "Morth's followers are black and white" rule. We wanted 'Janus' to appear early on, but not give the villain away before the surprise reveal. If he'd been a black and white animal, you lot would have guessed easily. So he became a chameleon. Shifting colour now is more for the reader's benefit, I s'pose. Janus is revealing his other face.

What, no "showing his true colours" joke?

*ba-dum-tish*

Crowley - April 9, 2012 12:00 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 8 2012, 10:07 PM)
Shifting colour now is more for the reader's benefit, I s'pose. Janus is revealing his other face.

Oh, is that why he changed? I thought he was making a half-baked attempt to blend with his surroundings, as if he's preparing for a getaway after gaining the stone. And I was all like "Janus, bro, you ain't fooling anyone, you silly chameleon..."

Awolle - April 9, 2012 01:15 AM (GMT)
DAMN! I thought you were suppose to keep watch of any oncoming aggressors, Rogue!

Love how the style's so dramatically perfect in Panel 6. Makes me actually feel bad.. and believe he's not just lying about his 9-Month-Old Daughter and *Insert Rest Of Sob Story Here*...

Oddly_1aundulxaldin - April 9, 2012 01:20 AM (GMT)
Gotta love how the Chameleon Guy just changes his skin pigment from a vivid sneaky green to a pale, humourless "You're all screwed" grey color. The expression change is a nice match.

csadn - April 9, 2012 01:57 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Noir The Sable @ Apr 8 2012, 12:14 PM)
Damn it, Virus. Are you really that naive?

He thought Rogue might want to talk to him in the lift -- you figure it out.

I suspect Morth's lackey was operating on the assumption "the Inquisitors are already dead, so *after they die*, no one else gets hurt".

"He's Technically Correct - the best kind of Correct." >;)

Keairan - April 9, 2012 04:51 AM (GMT)
My prediction for next comic. Virus: "Damnit, where's Lothar?" Panel cuts to Lothar getting sloshed.

LeaKaneBaby - April 9, 2012 07:56 AM (GMT)
I'm calling it now; Morth is going to turn into the Giant Spaghetti Monster if/when he absorbs the artifact.

csadn - April 9, 2012 07:26 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (LeaKaneBaby @ Apr 9 2012, 07:56 AM)
I'm calling it now; Morth is going to turn into the Giant Spaghetti Monster if/when he absorbs the artifact.

I thought he was going to turn into a giant one-eyed spider:

http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-06-15/co...p-satellite-tv/ , panel 4.

SaturnGrl - April 9, 2012 07:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (csadn @ Apr 9 2012, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (LeaKaneBaby @ Apr 9 2012, 07:56 AM)
I'm calling it now; Morth is going to turn into the Giant Spaghetti Monster if/when he absorbs the artifact.

I thought he was going to turn into a giant one-eyed spider:

http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2007-06-15/co...p-satellite-tv/ , panel 4.

Looks more like a one-eyed, Unicron-sized dire were-badger spider daemon to me. :)

I hope he only develops an appetite for Purple People (kudos to those who get this).

LGHunter - April 9, 2012 08:06 PM (GMT)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

Lothar Hex - April 9, 2012 08:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

The Virus - April 9, 2012 09:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

Pixellated - April 9, 2012 09:06 PM (GMT)
"I'm going to give you six artifacts, Harry. The same six artifacts you gave me."

user posted image

Sarukin - April 9, 2012 10:22 PM (GMT)
The Elusive Camel is my prediction, she strikes me as the sort to follow up leads on Morth after last time.
Lothar... Maybe? Hes far away, and it wouldn't be very dramatic. :X

Also; Pix, that comment above? I love you.

Lothar Hex - April 11, 2012 09:02 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Dakatsu - April 11, 2012 09:31 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

Lothar Hex - April 11, 2012 11:39 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

MOMMY!?

HarvestmanMan - April 12, 2012 01:54 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

What is it about English penises? Is it something in the water or what?

Korvaz - April 12, 2012 02:28 AM (GMT)
We need defenses against trouser ferrets. Vicious little bastards.

Dakatsu - April 12, 2012 04:44 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (HarvestmanMan @ Apr 11 2012, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

What is it about English penises? Is it something in the water or what?

I'm American.

Niles - April 13, 2012 09:42 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (HarvestmanMan @ Apr 12 2012, 05:54 AM)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

What is it about English penises? Is it something in the water or what?

user posted image

Lothar Hex - April 13, 2012 08:11 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 12 2012, 04:44 PM)
QUOTE (HarvestmanMan @ Apr 11 2012, 09:54 PM)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

What is it about English penises? Is it something in the water or what?

I'm American.

user posted image

LeaKaneBaby - April 14, 2012 07:32 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 11:39 PM)
QUOTE (Dakatsu @ Apr 11 2012, 09:31 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 11 2012, 05:02 PM)
QUOTE (The Virus @ Apr 9 2012, 09:02 PM)
QUOTE (Lothar Hex @ Apr 9 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE (LGHunter @ Apr 9 2012, 08:06 PM)
One-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater?

What's this about my penis?

We were just saying you should see a doctor about it.

It's the wings that bother the most, well that and the acid.

Really? That's perfectly normal where I come from.

MOMMY!?

Lothar has a MOTHER?!

It is pretty normal over here, at least from what I've seen from streakers. I don't know, I think it's something in the air. Probably the smog.

Juvenal - April 15, 2012 06:56 PM (GMT)
Well, if the gorilla was ina white suit you could off one or the other without it being a problem. Of course, there would be "black and white cultists in black and white suits" jokes, but that's nothing gratuitous firepower won't solve.

Betting for 406: Janus hands the artifact to one of the guards, who immediately shoot him. Going over budget has consequences, after all (plus they're working for a guy called 'the Betrayer'. Backstabbing is more or less demanded).

The Virus - April 16, 2012 09:01 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Juvenal @ Apr 15 2012, 12:56 PM)
Well, if the gorilla was ina white suit you could off one or the other without it being a problem.

I considered that, actually. But thought it would give the badger away.

QUOTE
Betting for 406: Janus hands the artifact to one of the guards, who immediately shoot him. Going over budget has consequences, after all (plus they're working for a guy called 'the Betrayer'. Backstabbing is more or less demanded).

Very last minute prediction there, dude. New one's up. Doubtless there are risks working for a piece of work like Morth, but Janus has avoided repercussions, for one more week at least.

Kyrtuck - April 18, 2012 09:35 PM (GMT)
Sweet holy fuggburgers! This very comic was mentioned someplace important!

Under the "I lied" Trope.



Sorry, I thought that was cool. My fault for having a "regret only the things you don't do" attitude.

Jeffk38uk - April 18, 2012 11:58 PM (GMT)
....huh, I've gone used to seeing our own Trope page be quite filled. So quite surprised that EN being much more popular has a virtually empty Trope page.




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