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Entry 1:

Being on top isn’t exactly easy all the time. Being the smartest, richest and prettiest around, incredibly enough, does have its not-so-rosy side. Not that the common people would understand that, but *sighs* I do have my share of knowledge in that department.

A certain arrogant Saiyan Prince called me “Queen of the World” last night and yes, you guessed it, in quite the derisive manner. No it wasn’t exactly meant in a romantic way. I don’t really think he’d ever say it romantically. I suppose it takes nearly cracking their skull to get a Saiyan saying low-intoned, softly spoken words and not just sarcastic clips.

Anyway, “Queen of the World” is not an easy job, and agh, I wish I’d been articulate enough to respond like I wanted to. Instead I foamed from the mouth, balled my fists and slammed my door shut. He even bothered me in my sleep, appearing in my dreams and lending me a restless night. I had him against the ropes, marvelled at my incomparable wit. I just wish I’d been just as witty when I truly had him in front of me. But last night was just an off night. Every time he gets that smug look on his face it makes me want to slap it off. Well, a few verbal blows should do the trick.

Yes I have a little tank top with the words “Princess” across the chest, painted in golden glittery letters. Still, that doesn’t mean I’m just a spoiled little princess in real life. Like I said, being on top is not an easy job. Just because I look beautiful and graceful while at it doesn’t mean running a lab, upgrading GR’s, speaking at top scientific conferences and sometimes even posing for beauty magazines isn’t hard work.

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For all intents and purposes you ARE the queen of the world. Considering Capsule is a very powerful company... :)

And it seems that Vegeta may be a bit taken aback at a woman with such status on such a world as earth ;)

Or maybe he found himself distracted by "Princess" you know where, got mad, and upgraded it to "Queen".

Maybe he thinks the shirt fits. One way or the other.

Hey... shouldn't a prince bow to a queen?

Entry 2

Why have I been remembering Goku so much all through the day? I can’t help but reflect on how much time has passed since we first met and how little I actually get to see him nowadays. It’s that same Saiyan credo… fight, fight, fight, till the day they die. (Everything else be damned) When we were only kids he was every bit as unruly, but oddly enough that does bring a smile to my face. Can you believe I once actually bathed him? And now “little brother’s” completely morphed into quite the warrior.

I may just have a barbeque this weekend. That should drag him and the others out from wherever they’re hiding. No one beats me at the grill and they all know that.

Mm… Vegeta will have to get as much meat as possible. He’ll probably be grumpy. (Grumpier than usual, that is).

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I can't believe momma stepped on me that day!

OMG...
Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Goten at a barbecue...

Thank the Lord you are the richest family in the world...
Maybe not after paying for this, though... :|

OI!!
What about me, you blue-haired bint!
Where's my bloody invite?
And you'd better not stint on the wild boar like you did last time >.<

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I think that's why your invite 'got lost'...

Blue-haired--- bint!!? *balls fist* You know, you may end up being the last one served. *raises nose proudly* And I didn't "stint" on the wild boar. You and your son there ended up gobbling up what looked like an entire ranch last time, and it still wasn't enough!

*scribbles note* But alright, pipe down. I'll get you as much boar as you can handle. And you'd better finish it all up. We're talking truckloads here. *smirks*

No it bloody wasn't!

Well, that's the brat sorted... what about me? >.<

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You know this is why we don't get invited places, don't you? >.<

OH... we'll see if a Saiyan's stomach truly is as bottomless as it seems alright. *devilish grin* I don't care if I have to spend all the Capsule Corporation fortune finding out.

*hands Bardockgurl an invite* My sympathies. I know what your grocery bill must look like.

Oh, we 'borrow' a lot from the local farms :biggrin:
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You ever heard of the Beast of Bodmin Moor?

All the time through the news. And I did have my suspicions... which are now fully confirmed.

Here we call a certain Prince the "Refrigerator Beast*. People don't realize how much money we spend putting rumours to rest. (or how much that humongous custom-made refrigerator cost to build) *sighs*

*looks out of the corner of her eye at Bardock picking the meat off sheep bones*
I think that our boys are responsible for a few urban legends...

I only put the head on the back seat for a laugh! >.<

*stops chewing on the bloody end of a bone that may have once been attached to a bull and steps slowly away whistling innocently*

Vegeta'd better never try that one on me. He'd never hear the end of it. *frown*

*takes note* Little wolves like their meat "bloody" too...

At least I have a healthy appetite. You're the one that eats like a bird.

*rolls eyes* To you anyone who's not Saiyan eats “like a bird”. Excuse me if I don’t inhale an entire cow in a matter of seconds.

Why, is there a cow here? *sniffs the air*

Not "a" cow. Hordes of them. That's what it takes to feed a Saiyan. Sometimes I wish you'd at least let me cook the bloody things first...

*sneaks in. steals a cow. runs*

*evil glare* Who you guys callin' a cow? :rotflmao: