*The tropic sun beats down upon the golden-white dunes of the shore, the dense jungle and tall palm trees soaking up most of the heat. White sands can be seen for miles in either direction as it waltzes back and forth with the turquoise sea, the waters' crystal clarity failing to reflect the sun's power.*

*A lone path parts the lucious greens of the jungle, the red'ish sand crumbling under the feet of :broly: as he walks, SaiyanGirl seated comfortably upon his right shoulder*

Mmm... this should be perfect!! Feel how hot it is Big Guy - its lovely...

:broly: - This should do.

*Looking over her shoulder, SaiyanGirl places two fingers in her mouth and whistles sharply*

Alright boys, bring it all up here! We've found a decent spot!

*Through the dense brush, :recoom: , :jeice: , and :zarbon: drudge up behind them. Each are dressed in their official Salon Party House Cleaners' uniform, a pair of skin-tight black shorts with a small red symbol placed along the hip - designed to cover the bare necessitites only.*

Okay, Recoome, put the stuff for the barbeque over there, and go gather some rocks in the jungle for the fire pit. Zarbon and Jeice, put the pool-chairs along the beach to either side of the path, then set up the umbrellas. Now where the hell did.... oh, right - we fired him.

*The three Party House Helpers go about their chores, setting up the chairs and umbrellas while Recoome begins piling rocks together for the fire pit*

No no, make it bigger than that!

*:recoom: sneers at SaiyanGirl, much to the distaste of :broly: .*

:broly: - Do that again poser boy - I dare you.

* :recoom: visably swollows as he watches :broly: 's eyes flash green. He immediately begins constructing a larger fire pit, running into the jungle and emerging with decently sized rocks.*

Come on, Big Guy, be nice! Look! The other two are behaving nicely without threats...

:broly: - Hrmph.

*Seeing the three of them finally finish their tasks, SaiyanGirl calls them over.*

Okay boys, now today's your big first day! And to celebrate, I've gotten you all something special! Teehee....

*Sliding down :broly: 's massive bare chest, SaiyanGirl slings the backpack from her shoulder and throws it into the white sand. Nearly ripping it open with glee, she quickly reaches in and pulls out three collared bow-ties.*

Hehehee....

*Practically dancing around, she quickly ties the white collars and black bowties around :jeice: 's and :zarbon: 's neck.*

Okay Recoome, I can't reach you all the way up there...

:recoom: - *Groan*

*Reluctantly, :recoom: drops to one knee, making it easy for SaiyanGirl to place the bowtie around his neck.*

There you go dude! Teehee...

Okay, now I need all three of you to go and get the drinks. Recoome, you grab the kegs, and you two can get everything else. Zarbon, I need you to get the tables, kay?

*The three of them slowly turn to return down the path*

:broly: - You heard her, MOVE IT!!

*The three of them instantly jump in unison, shooting off down the path at lightning speeds. A few seconds later, they arrive with their hands full of various beverage containers.*

Yay! Okay, set it all up over there boys!

:broly: - You're enjoying this too much already kitten...

Nah... just wait 'till everyone else gets here!

*SaiyanGirl jumps into :broly: 's beefy arms and kisses him on the cheek*

Race you to the water Big Guy...

Woo Hoo!
*whips Bardock's shirt off*

What about you?

*whips shoes off*

Now how ever did I see this party coming...

Wooooohooooo! Summer time!

*goes to rip off Nappa's shirt... then realizes that he is not wearing one*

Sweet! We can take turns rubbing lotion on each other! :biggrin:

:nappa: : Excellent idea...

B°: Why, Oujisama.... so glad you could make it. ;)

:bulma: : I certainly hope we aren't going to have a repeat of the last lotion incident, Vegeta... oh... wait... yes - yes, I do...

:goku2: : Where's the food??

:goten: : Bulma, if Vegeta is not willing to help with the lotion, I-

:trunks: *places hand over Goten's mouth* Don't you know what you are doing, man!?

I warned you the last time, Kakarotto's brat!

:17: and :18: show up with :krillin: wearing hawaiin plaid shirts and lei's. 18 is wearing a bikini and beachrobe.

:18: Looks like we came at an interesting time.

:krillin: I'll help with the lotion dear.

:17: Why do I get the lame shirt!?

:18: Because I love picking on you, cause your my brother. He gets the better shirt cause he's my husband.

:yamcha: Hey surf's up dudes! (brings surfboard in one hand and a tray of drinks with little umbrellas in the other)

Hey there guys! I hope you brought enough suntan lotion.

:17: I ordered out for pizza, because I'm SURE someone here doens't care for roadkill.

:18: Roadkill? Where did THAT come from?

:krillin: Well he DID hit that deer on the way here, and I think he was afraid you'd make him eat it...

:yamcha: You guys are way crazy. I'm gonna check out the babes and the surf!

:17: Looks like the alien brigade showed up, Sis. (looks at Jeice and Recoom and others with a smirk as he pulls off his shirt and is only wearing boxer brief shorts)

:yamcha: As long as we're disrobing, (reveals bare chest with no scars and long flowing black hair) Who wants to put lotion on me? Heh

Well, I dunno...

:goten: : It's been so long I can't remember... *snatches up bottle of lotion*

:trunks: :... It's been very nice knowing you, Goten... :(

:goten: : Hey! I'm just trying to keep a lady from getting attacked by those harmful UVA and UVB rays! It's not like I am going to take some pleasure in sliding my lotion-slicked hands all over your mom's incredibly hot bod. No pleasure at all.. sick-o.

:goku2: : ....It's been very nice knowing you, son... :(

B°: Nappa! That sounds nice. Do what he just said!

:nappa: : I'm pretty sure Vegeta will kill me again if I try...

B°: Not her! ME!!!

:nappa: : Right!

B°: *sigh*... This is the life...

Hi Bdie! Hi SG! Barb hello! Hi to all!

:17: What took you so long to say hello, huh?

So sue me, I was looking at the handsome specimines.

:yamcha: Well at least SOME of us know beauty when we see it.

:17: You think she was talking about you?

:yamcha: Oh shove it you lameoid!

Guys, zip it! Yamcha go serve drinks to everyone and 17, put some of that lotion on me!

:17: I"m NOT an action figure for your amusement lady!

:18: 17 shut up and get to work! Krillen, more lotion on my back please!

:krillin: It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!

:yamcha: Hello there! (walks up to Bdie) Drink miss? And how about you over there Ms SaiyanGirl? And Mrs Bardock? What's your poison?

You rather be attacked by a harmful saiyan yourself, go ahead... *narrows eyes* Try me...

:goten: *pauses, lotion bottle poised to pour into opposite hand* Um... I.... um...

B°: *Pushes Trunks in front of Goten* Save him from the harmful UVAs and UVBs. What are friends for?

:goten: : Gah.

:goku2: : I'm pretty sure Vegeta would object to that as well...

Bra: Where's my (*&#^&(* emoticon!!!

B: ....um... I'll get with Pix... :unsure:

Bra: Anyway... You can put lotion on me Goten!! :biggrin:

B: Yamucha, sweetie, I'll have and amaretto sour with two cherries please. And a parasol to protect my new bikini from the blood spray of battle...

*walks in on the party smiling happily*

ah i finally made it to a party :D

*pulls out a chair from his book bag and sets it up*

he he now the fun begins :)

:yamcha: Okay B I'll be right back... Yo!

:jeice: Whadda ya want mate?

:yamcha: What the lady said! (jeice gets the drinks ready and Yamcha brings them back)

:17: is putting lotion on Tryn's back as she lays on her front on a beach towel.

Very good! You'd make a good cabana boy.

:17: As if. At least this way I can keep you from blurting out silly random things...

I thought you LIKED silly random things to grip about. No wait... isn't that Vegeta's job?

:18: Must we bring HIM into this?

:krillin: Oh man let's just all get along please? I only just got wished back!!!

:17: You seem to have issues with that, brother in law (smirks)

So Barb, Bdie, SG? How's the weather with your Saiyans? And SG how did you manage to get the Ginyu guys as hired help? Did Brolli have a special persuation method?

(Sees Prince Raku) Hello there! Do you want a drink? C'mon and join us! Nice to see you!

What!? The hell he will! No one touches Princess! ><+

Bra: Aww... C'mon, papa! Didn't you hear what they were saying about the suns harmful rays?? UBA and UVB?! Do you want your princess to burn? *removes coverup to reveal skimpy, red bikini*

B°: Weeeeell.... it' would appear she's embracing this 'Shirtless Saiyan' theme...

I don't care if you apply sunblock so long as it's you, not some pitiful male rubbing it on you! And put on some clothes or I'll confiscate your credit cards! ><+

*stares on at the scene in curiosity as he pulls out a coke out of his bag and begines to drink it*
hmmm....

:yamcha: Uh oh, I guess I'd better get popcorn! Looks like there's gonna be some fightin' goin' on!

:17: Hmph it should be entertaining to watch the Battle Royale.

Uh 17 could you stand on THAT side. Between me and the action so I don't get splattered with blood?

:17: Don't you mean so you can stare at my backside?

Um yes...

:yamcha: Here ya go Babe, here's a pina colada for you! (leans over and gives Tryn a kiss on the cheek)

Hey!!!!

:yamcha: I'm a desert bandit. I like to steal kisses. Besides, it's not like the outlaw's doing it! Move on over babe so we can share the sun! (nudges her over so he can sit next to her on the beach chair)

You make me feel SO wanted. :P But hey, you're shirtless even if you aren't a Saiyan. Where'd you put that fake tail Bulma made you for the Holiday party?

:17: Oh pulleez. (sits down on beach chair nearby and grabs some popcorn to watch the fireworks)

Bra: WHAT??!!! But... But mom bought me this suit! And... And... And I can't put lotion on MYSELF! My back will burn! And you can't take away my credit card!!! .... Can he, mom?

:bulma: : You think I'm going to stop him?

Bra: *pouts... and refuses to cover up*

:bulma: :Vegeta, Goten is a nice boy. He's not pitiful. He does seem to be the only one offering to help with the lotion... <_<

:goku2: : I thought Yamucha was offering...

B°: Barb! Come set by me we have tons to catch up on! Where have you been!? :puppyeyes:

:yamcha: Actually I AM helping with the lotion and the drinks.

Hey!

:17: easy come, easy go, beach bum. He can't stand in the way of a superior cyborg perfection.

<_< Well... it's HIS funeral.

:yamcha: Here I am... (runs over to Bdie and where Goku and Goten and everyone's sitting near Bra) Do you need help?

Uh oh...

Kakarotto's brat won't be rubbing anything on my daughter! He even tries and he'll loose a hand or two...

You... *narrows eyes* You even think about it and you'll find that lotion bottle up your a$$, Weakling... *growl*

come on vegeta, i know your not one to... eh forget, even though i am a saiyan, i dont stand a chance against the prince...

*sits back in his chair slurping his coke, while staring blankly at vegeta*

:17: (to Yamcha) Who's the lameoid now, you wuss?

Don't encourage them!

:17: (sits down next to Tryn and thrusts a drink in her hand) C'mon loosen up will you! I like seeing blood fly once in a while.

:18: Brother, you promised to cut back!

:17: Says you. I'm not inflicting damage I'm watching it. And you still watch professional wrestling!

:yamcha: Oh... eh hi... Vegeta.. I was just um... never mind... (hides behind Goten)

:bulma: : Well then you help her, you big meanie.

Bra: NO!

:goku2: :It's just lotion, Vegeta...

:chichi: :And there is nothing wrong with my son!

B°: Oh, crap... I don't think she's gonna be happy with the way these parties usually turn out... NAPPA! Place the Jell-o in the walk in until later!

:nappa: : ...Jell-o?

B°: Are you really surprised?

:nappa: :... no.

:bulma: : *slinks over to Vegeta and slips her arms around his neck* Why don't I put lotion on you and take your mind off silly things like a family friend putting sunblock on our kids? You certainly don't think he's going to try anything, do you?

:goten: : Yeah, Vegeta. Do you-

:chichi: :*thunk* San.

:goten: :*rubs head* Yeah, Vegeta-san. Do you really think that. I'm years older...

Bra: *stand up and holds out lotion* Is anyone going to help me? Mr. 17? Zarbon-guy?

:yamcha: Er I'm your man! I can't refuse a woman in distress (rushes over to Bra with a lotion bottle)

:17: Sorry Princess I enjoy watching more then getting into your family politics.

You are EVIL, you know that?

:17: hehehe.

Hi SG! (hugs her back) Glad to be here!

:17: Okay... you're majorly getting in my sun (to brolli)

17, behave! (drags the cyborg back by the arm)

Wow... that didn't very long did it?

:broly: - Guess not.

Hey Jeice, come over here for a sec!

*Jeice approaches quickly with a serving tray under his arm*

:jeice: - Oi babe, what'll it be?

Uhmm.. get me a Blue Ocean, but double the Gordon's would you dear? How about you Big Guy?

:broly: - Firestone Torch, and make sure it's on fire when I get it.

* :jeice: glares at :broly: , only to shift his gaze to between SaiyanGirl's skimpy two piece*

:jeice: - Alright love, be right back eh.

...you're drinking something that's on fire in this heat?

:broly: - If made right, they're actually freezing cold going down.

Sounds yummy... *Looks over at Tryn and company* Ohh! Hiya everyone! Glad you could all make it!

*SaiyanGirl jumps out of :broly: 's arms and runs over to give Tryn a big hug. Looking over her shoulder, she spots Nappa and lets her approval known with a loud wolfwhistle*

Lookin' good Nappa!! How in the hell do you ever fit in those shorts? Seriously, that can't be comfortable.

:nappa: - *Raised eyebrow look*

Tehehehe...

*SaiyanGirl padds over to where Nappa and Bdie are, and jumps up onto Nappa's shoulder.*

See, I kinda forgot one thing on the sign out front... shirts and shoes aren't the only optional clothing around here... *she glances just below Nappa's chissled abs* ...get it?

:nappa: - *deeeeeeep smirk*

Hey Big Guy, come over here and sit with Bdie and I! Psst... make sure to save a spot for Katie.

* :broly: gazes over at SaiyanGirl, Nappa and Bdie, then trods over to where they are all sitting.*

*stops drinking for a sec*
yamcha i don't think that is wise
*stares at vegeta waiting for a reaction*

Aww... poor Bra....

*Picks a bottle of cool blue tanning lotion from her backpack*

Here, I'll help you. ...unless, of course, if our Prince objects...?

You or anyone else won't be putting lotion on her, she's more than capable of doing that herself *snorts*

*cuts eyes to :bulma: * Won't try anything? Yeah right, and Kakarotto will stop eating next...

*narrows eyes - shoots a blast at :yamcha: *

vegeta why are you being paranoid? nothing is going to happen between goten and bra

She may do it... *glares at :goten: :17: and what's left of :yamcha: *

:17: (stands in front of Tryn) Well I told him it was stupid.

You dorkbrain 17! He's... sheesh!

:krillin: Yamcha!!! (runs over and grabs him and drags him back)

:18: Now are you happy? Cleanup????

:17: How much for a Sensu bean? (throws it up and down in his hand)

:bulma: :*traces the line of Vegeta's jaw and purrs* Oh sweetheart, you know he won't really...

:chichi: :What exactly are you implying about my son, Vegeta!

:goku2: : You might be right on the money with Saiyangirl though, Vegeta...

Bra: Papa! I can't do it by myself! How am I supposed to get the middle of my back?? That's a very hard to reach place!

:bulma: :oh Bra, cover up. That vein is sticking out of your father's forehead. That's never good...

B°: Was SG implying that clothing is also optional? :biggrin:

:goku2: :It's a little early in the party for that, isn't it?

B°: ...it's never too early...

:goku2: ...can't we wait until ChiChi goes home?...

B°: ;) Say no more...

Bra: Thanks, Miss Saiyangirl! *holds out lotion*

:goten: :Bardock: :raditz: :turles: :17: :yamcha: :..... :blink:

:goten: : This may be better still...

B°:...*sigh* Men...

*slaps :goten: in the back of the head* Do you want vegeta to kill you?

Aww... thank you Vegeta!

*Gets up, only to drop to her knees next to Bra.*

Here, lie on your front, I'll get that hard to reach spot for you.

*Bra looks over to her father, then somewhat reluctantly lies on her front*

Okay, Vegeta, I'm gonna need you to stand guard for a sec, okay?

*Vegeta shoots SaiyanGirl a cold look*

Only for a second!

*Turning her attention to Bra, SaiyanGirl cracks open the bottle in her hand, and squirts out a liberal amount into her hand.*

Okay, dear, this may be a bit cold.

*With her free hand, SaiyanGirl pulls on the straps along Bra's back, undoing the knot that's in her way.*

* :yamcha: , :goten: , and :bulma: instantly shoot their eyes to where SaiyanGirl's hand is*

*Rubbing her hands together, SaiyanGirl places her hands flat against Bra's silky skin, and begins rubbing the lotion into her back*

Bra: Eeeee!!! That IS cold!

I'm sorry dear - it'll warm up really quick, I promise!

*Using her fingers, SaiyanGirl begins to kneed the lotion into Bra's skin, focusing on the small of her back, but also running her hands over her shoulder blades and neck*

See? Nice and warm now.

:17: Don't look at ME Princess. I want to live to see tomorrow. No offense.

:18: Weenie

:17: oh shut up!

Hey, gimmie! (grabs sensu from 17 and distracts him with a kiss)

:yamcha: (eats sensu bean Tryn tosses to Krillen) Wha... omigosh... I'm alive?

:17: Idiot.

Stop staring all of you!! ><+

... *dry look - takes the lotion bottle, throws it in the air and blasts it* There. No more controversy. *covers Bra up with a towel*