Hey, while we're at it, here's a funny excerpt from Epic--chapter 23
by the Prime Minister
"Freeza’s face drained of all its anger, his white features turning blank with surprise. “What?” he blurted, his shoulders relaxing.
King Cold sighed and walked over to his boy, grabbing him by the upper arm. “You heard me,” he said, voice tired. He rolled his eyes at Dodoria, who was standing there with his mouth hanging wide open. “You’re grounded. No intergalactic conquering for you for at least four months.”
“But, Father!” Freeza protested, too shocked to physically resist. “I’m centuries old! There’s no way you can ground me!”
King Cold gave his son’s arm a tweak and continued to lead him out of the room. “No matter how old you are I will always be your father,” he said sternly. “It’s time for you to sit and think about what you’ve done. You’ve killed your only sibling, dispatched your best officer, and talked back to your father, not to mention this unhealthy obsession with Saiyans. You just need a bit of time.”
“But,” Freeza continued, eyes wide.
“Ah,” Cold interrupted. “No more discussion. Now go to your room or I’ll have you put in a stasis tank.”
Freeza scowled, his full lips coming together in a pout, and left the room muttering to himself."