((i know.... it's soon... but Virgil wanted this done right away.))
Alright... alright... really. Did you know I play an instrument? Yeah... sort of.
Red works on me, yeah?
Look like I'm going for that AC/DC thing.
The coy act is just to get you into my pants faster. That's alright, yah?
OOoooh awkward face at a book signing. Yeesh.
Daw. Sleepy me... Me = Virgil, by the way. Pay attention, you twat.
Rock star rock star rock staaaar.