((i know.... it's soon... but Virgil wanted this done right away.))

Alright... alright... really. Did you know I play an instrument? Yeah... sort of.

Red works on me, yeah?

Look like I'm going for that AC/DC thing.

Growr!

Kachow! Sunglassssses.

The coy act is just to get you into my pants faster. That's alright, yah?

OOoooh awkward face at a book signing. Yeesh.

Daw. Sleepy me... Me = Virgil, by the way. Pay attention, you twat.

Rock star rock star rock staaaar.