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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 12:15:20 AM
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This topic is totally original and not stolen from MassiveUnit in anyway, shape or form.
Battlefield 1 -Start up game and remember how to play it -Rage at tutorials and start over to turn them off -Milanor messes the bandit while Flunky loses to the assassin, lolFlunky -Come to the realization that I can only attack once per turn -Hope that it's just for this battlefield since I can't remember -Milanor beats the mysterious woman -Battlefield over MVP: Milanor, +1 Tec |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 12:35:18 AM
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Battlefield 2
-lolIznaghi -Actually remember that you can only attack once per turn -Feeding Yggdra as much experience as possible because she's worthless -God bless Yggdra's starting item that makes her workable -Iznaghi crits Milanor -ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME -Milanor beats Iznaghi because I remembered how luck worked -MOTHERFUCKING LEON -Escaped MVP: Yggdra, +1 Luk |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 01:32:58 AM
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Battlefield 3
-Fuck yes Durant -Put Yggdra in range of lance units -Yggdra promptly gets crit -FUCK -Move her out of range while Milanor goes to town on him -God bless hyper speed mode -Durant being the winner that he is, kills something despite being an NPC -Allow Yggdra to attack a knight thinking battle penalty will help -Don't realize until the fight starts that he's on a bridge -Yggdra gets messed -Knights on a bridge ars scary motherfuckers -Yggdra actually killed something herself on the defence -Magicians are gay -So much morale loss to magicians -FUCK THIS BATTLEFIELD -After much cursing, actually beat Eudy without getting her item -Fuck it don't care -Aegina's valkyries seem content with suiciding on Durant -Banish is getting really powerful -Attempt to make Aegina drop her weapon -BAD IDEA -Say fuck that and just park Durant in front of her -Win MVP: Durant, +1 Luk |
| Hectro |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 03:59:22 AM
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Shadow Luigi? What the fuck. Group: Ostia Base Posts: 7,404 Member No.: 11 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Nerd topic for jaglords.
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| KAsevenfive |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 06:26:39 AM
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Count me in! |
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| AthenaWyrm |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 09:38:23 AM
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THE CULPRIT!!! Group: Ostia Base Posts: 2,924 Member No.: 95 Joined: 18-February 09 |
Way to not get the Quick Finish bonus |
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| WintySoSolo |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 07:57:07 PM
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kennedy is not a quick finisher |
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 14 2012, 10:12:39 PM
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Expect lots of me not getting it. Battlefield 4 time. -Durant has the best voice ever -Four leaf clover get -Maybe Yggdra can beat a knight on a fort -She actually can -Yggdra still gets fucking destroyed on the defence -First place burned -Jesus fuck Yggdra can take the next fort all by herself because lolbandits -Happy fort OP -Yggdra survives an attack by the knight -Second fort burned -Hunter messes Milanor badly -Move Durant close to knight so he can maybe take the attack so Yggdra doesn't get messed by the Hunters -Hunters move so that three of them are lined up to attack Yggdra -Fodfibvh8tg54 -Knight attacks Durant by himself -lolk -Durant messes him -justasplanned.jpg -Fuck you hunters -Third fort burned MVP: Yggdra +1 Luk |
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 15 2012, 04:07:53 PM
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Battlefield 5 time.
-Spoilers: Ishiene looks really nice -Yggdra gets to be worthless again since more spears -Dat water morale defence -Durant getting messed horribly because Milanor has no morale and Yggdra doesn't exist this map -Ishiene moves off water actually giving me a chance -Medallion got looted which is gay -Ishiene moving off the water really saved my ass -JESUS FUCK I GOT A +2 MVP MVP: Milanor, +2 Gen Every 5 Battlefields I'll be providing a status update manguy. Yggdra: Gen: 3.2 Atk: 2.5 Tec: 2 Luk: 1.8 Morale: 1608/4260 Milanor: Gen: 2.7 Atk: 3 Tec: 3.2 Luk: 3 Morale: 992/4420 Durant: Gen: 3 Atk: 2.7 Tec: 2 Luk: 1.8 Morale: 493/4100 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 15 2012, 05:10:46 PM
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Battlefield 6
-Motherfucking Ortega -Using some of my medallions because I'm the worst -Nietzche get -In acquiring Nitz. Durant, the man, the legend will no longer be used because WHO CARES -Doesn't fucking matter than I used a medallion since the very first fight Milanor gets crit -Despite said crit, Milanor still almost wins -lolassassins -Nitz decides to crit everything in sight -A bandit survives with 3 morale -Really, 3? -Nitz kind of gets wrecked on counter attacks -Oh right, Ortega's weapon is gay as fuck -Doesn't matter he still got messed olol -Sup Zilva -In getting Elena's weapon Zilva messes both Yggdra and Milanor -Zilva falls pretty easily actually -Hey look, back to +1 MVP's MVP: Niz, +1 Tec This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Jul 15 2012, 05:22:01 PM |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 15 2012, 06:11:54 PM
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Battlefield 7. MAD SKILLZ YO.
-There are also Bloody Claws, but you don't need them -Toss more medallions at Milanor and Yggdra -Ishiene's army practically kills themselves with Blizzard -Ishiene dies horribly -Bawww -Bridge lowered -Mizer -His bandit crits Milanor immediately -erg5e4yetgy4etygiyeyr7gi785rh -Paralysis everywhere -Stole his shoes badly -Think I'm being clever by freezing the ice myself -Ice melts before my turn starts -Remember that ice melts at noon -FUCK -Plan works out anyways because the undines just freeze everything themselves -Happy fort still OP -Ace Guard also OP -Emelone takes no fucking morale damage -Refreshment is going to be so useful -Won MVP: Milanor, +1 Gen |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 15 2012, 07:29:23 PM
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Battlefield 8.
-lolRoswell, wishes he had Durant's swag -Rosary~ -Yggdra lost her starting item, game is lost -There's something about having a red star as soon as the battle starts that makes me smile -Golems got destroyed -Sup Russell -Worst spawn ever -Oh and Yggdra got messed by the reinforcements since she was standing right beside all of them by herself -brbrestartingchapter -Kill the golems as usual -Rosary does a lot of fucking morale damage -Keeping Yggdra as far away from Rosary as I can -Fuck yes Ankh -Stole both Rosary and Russell's items on the same turn -Milanor gets messed by Russell anyways -Just realized now that I forgot to get the Elemina Mint from the previous battlefield -gth45uiog7yrt8gh9t8b4tnb890t46ibj48hnj8tnbi90tuibopr4jh89460h5tt5ujhyerbvgregrth4r6t4y4r5g -Russell lost all 7 of his guys on a charge olol -Won MVP: Nitz, +1 Tec |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Jul 15 2012, 08:11:19 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
No Elemina mint means no bath scene lolwrecked scrub.
Also, include levels in stat updates. |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 17 2012, 08:18:02 PM
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Battlefield 9.
-Rosary mai waifu~ -Debate using more medallions -FUCK IT -Skeletons sound hilarious -Water movement is actually really nice -MIZER -Mizer moves so that he unions with Roswell, what a fucking prickwad -Rage at the male union since it is currently grabbing a fucking golem, making me unable to attempt to steal both Mizer's and Roswell's items -Mizer thought he was being clever by moving into his bandit's union and then leaveing after the attack -Nitz goes through the water and messes Mizer -FUCK FLASH ATTACKS -Paralysis is fucking gay -Milanor just fucking loves getting crit -Rage hard at how I planned the post bridge bit -Leon does quite a bit of morale damage -WHY THE FUCK DOES MILANOR GET EVERY MVP EVER -FUCK YOU MILANOR MVP: Milanor, +1 Gen |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 18 2012, 12:02:36 PM
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Battlefield 10.
-Wasn't really looking forward to this map -Say fuck medallions because ankhs are just going to mess my morale anyways -lolInzaghi -Realized that I forgot to get Doll Craft and Necro Gate -God fucking damn it -Decide to take a few turns to refreshment my guys, it's not like I was going to get the MVP +2 anyways -Hey look, Ortega crits Yggdra -rgtk7ryi5tuj5iejg -FUCK -Ortega gets fucking destroyed on charges and counter attacks -Seize town -Stopping for now because I need to get ready for work, will pick it up when I get back -OK HAI -Move people close to golems since I'm not getting messed by ankhs yet -I really want to go kill the skeletons when they sleep -Holy fuck, my first time ever seeing Earthquake -EARTHQUAKE IS FUCKING GAY -Restart since Earthquake killed both bridges near Rosary -rgty876gh6yt6 -egh86y56hy -Remembered that I can Blizzard the water -Yggdra and Milanor make it over -DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER SINCE THEY STILL GET MESSED BY ROSARY AND THE WITCHES -ergt57igty54tuhg -After a 20 minute break at Tiger's suggestion we're back -Eat all the ankh damage in the world waiting for the ice to thaw so Nitz at least gets water geo defence when she loses -Yggdra loses all morale -RESTART AGAIN -Nitz gets crit by a golem -... -Fuck this shit -Ragequit -Okay back to this -Stop using Yggdra since she just dies -Take Milanor across without getting the bridge earthquaked -Rage since I actually NEED that bridge gone for Nitz to be able to union with Milanor and still be in water -REWIND -Milanor goes across the ice -Take all the ankh shots in the world to wait for the ice to thaw -Sanctuary spam wins games -HOLY DICKS WE KILLED A WITCH -Jesus fuck I won and I even managed to steal Rosary's item -Bawww, I had to kill Rosary MVP: Nitz, +1 Tec This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Jul 22 2012, 09:10:30 PM |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Jul 21 2012, 08:32:05 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Messed
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 22 2012, 09:16:35 PM
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Status Update manguy.
Yggdra Level 6 Gen: 2.6 Atk: 2.7 Tec: 2.1 Luk: 1.9 Morale: 1791/4340 Milanor Level 7 Gen: 3.3 Atk: 3.2 Tec: 3.2 Luk: 3 Morale: 324/5460 Durant: Everything is the exact same as it was before Nitz Level 7 Gen: 2.3 Atk: 2.6 Tec: 2.7 Luk: 3.4 Morale: 603/4600 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 24 2012, 12:38:36 PM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 11A.
-Oh man I've never done this one before. -Well I lose to heavy knights on their charge -Oh right roads exist -I wish my lance user had a bonus tile that her standing on would be good -Roswell get -Think it's Mizer when I see the camera go to the left a bit -Sup Zilva -5ryt -I kind of left Yggdra by herself at the start, kind of close to where Zilva comes in from -Well it was only a valkyrie that messed her -Moved Milanor and Roswell to kill Zilva's group -Stole both Elena and Zilva's things -Zilva fucking hates Roswell -rge4uy5y -At night she's fucking scary -She hates Roswell so much -Leon losing morale every turn is funny -Zilva beaten -Careful sanctuary spam after a chariot allows Leon to die somewhat easily -Seized manor with Roswell -Despite starting the map with over 3200 morale, bad planning plus Zilva allowed Roswell to finish the map with 111 morale -I'm the fucking best at this game MVP: Nitz, +1 Tec |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Jul 24 2012, 12:50:45 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Roswell learned that low morale is a requirement to join Kennedy's club.
Least Nitz is getting MVPs now over Milanor so that's something. |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 28 2012, 08:09:57 PM
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Battlefield 12
-Equip Nitz with goat's milk -Every medallion in the world goes to Roswell -Remember that catapults exist -Mizer -Actually remembered to block him in -Think I fucked myself over by blocking him in with Roswell -The bandit attacks instead of Mizer -lol! -brbNecroGate -Fuck yes skeleton -Underling will carry me to victory -Park Milanor in front of Mizer and proceed as normal -Forget that Mizer is dickfuck during noon -Milanor gets messed horribly -God bless Underling -Underling draws Mizer's attention -The assassin's rockfall spam is rage worthy -Underling, the man, the legend goes down -Bawww -Pile on Mizer -Ortega has a hilarious voice -Yggdra fucking murders him -Beat Ortega with my final card MVP:Underling Actual MVP: Yggdra, +1 Luk |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Jul 30 2012, 10:26:06 PM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 13.
-EASY AS FUCK MAP -Give Yggdra the Luk up consumable -Decide to have Nitz tank the bandits to get a turn one refreshment -Not worth it -Bandit leader dies somehow -Restart since Milanor would have gotten MVP -Retry with Roswell tanking instead, which means need to refresh later -Assassins are gay -Bandits die a turn before the fog comes -Poor planning means I can't get the MVP +2 -Restart -Same strategy as above with Roswell in front -Kill bandits very easily -Only got one refresh off instead of two -Informed by George that Roswell's warp existed -Park Roswell one space left of where the bottom item appears in preperation -When fog appears move everyone but Roswell to the exit -Roswell grabs his item manguy -Proceed as normal grabbing the second item -Night falls and Roswell overtakes everyone because of warp shortcut shenanigans -That was pretty funny -Despite being an easy map I had to restart twice -G?oy MVP: Roswell, +2 Atk Turn cleared: Turn 34 |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Jul 30 2012, 10:28:52 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Was gonna laugh at the fact that this is your first MVP+2 in the entire run. Turns out it's actually your second. Laughing at you anyways.
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 3 2012, 06:15:36 PM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 14-I
-Doing the PSP only maps -NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS THIS MAP -Nitz attacks one thing -Flag appears -Move everyone to flag -Laugh at the enemy trying to chase me with Ace Guard's 4 movement -Warp dicks me over and I have to wait another turn to finish the map -Yep MVP: Nitz, +1 Tec Turn Cleared: Turn 16 |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 3 2012, 06:17:06 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Incoming rage
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 3 2012, 06:41:48 PM
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Battlefield 14-II
-Things actually happen this map, I swear -Dat Cruz -Never did this map before on my previous run of the game -Roswell goes to mess the recon army -Gold Dozeu get -Recon unit is actually pretty easy to kill -Get a double refresh off -Skeleton summoned -Everyone moved back to starting area for next phase -Yggdra got Glitter Ash during the previous phase as well -Baldus' army is pretty big -Got told to stay put so lolk -Baldus refuses to move as well -Some event manguy is going to happen soon -Hey look Aegina's group appears RIGHT BEHIND ME -GAY -GOY -G?OY -Flags appear in the top right corner -Kill one of the assassin and valkyries -Rage at revolution -Skeleton takes all of the attacks and dies horribly -Start moving towards the flags -lolAceGuard's4movement -Summon another skeleton -Kill more of Aegina's unit getting a refresh off in the process -Move skeleton towards Baldus' unit to take more attacks -Think I'm being clever by killing Aegina while Baldus is being held up by Underling, the man, the legend -FUCK YOU PROTECT -ergeruigt7ryegtgh -Aegina kills a bunch of my morale because of revolution and protect faggotry -Underling dies again -Mistel started with over 4000 morale and now has 1000 because of all the faggotry with revolution, ace guard and catapults -Move Nitz, Milanor and Yggdra onto flags -Roswell and Mistel lagging behind the others -Volcano erupts -Thank God -Roswell and Mistel both eat the volcano -Hey look Aegina lost her gay protect status -Summon a third skeleton -Finally kill Aegina -Underling taking more attacks while I regroup -Get another refresh -Roswell kills everything in sight -Underling dies again -Kill Baldus -GAY MAP MVP: Roswell, +1 Atk Turn Cleared: Turn 36 |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 3 2012, 07:35:25 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Did the volcano erupt as soon as you got everyone to the flags? Bly always says to wait more once I gather everyone there and I have to fend off Aegina for an extra turn or 2 before the volcano erupts.
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 4 2012, 11:55:40 PM
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Battlefield 15
-Oh man I didn't think I'd get here, time to beat this map so I can laugh at Tiger -Gold Dozeu on Roswell -Oh right, link unions get introduced here -Banshee's Cry is pretty gay -They're content with attacking me one at a time -At the rate Roswell is killing things, he'll be getting mvp again -FUCK BANSHEE'S CRY -Inzaghi down -Park Nitz in the water near where Aegina spawns -First Valkyrie runs right at her alone -lol! -Hey look Aegina has 5 Tec and her weapon has a Critical 50% effect -erfgiergt7guyr5gy -Time to try something really fucking stupid -Have Nitz stay by herself with Ace Guard, instead of bringing Roswell over to help -Oh right revolution is gay as shit and prevents me from doing enough morale damage to kill the valkyries outright -Hey look random valkyrie crits Nitz -That means Aegina is probably going to crit her as well since I can't use Ace Guard -FUCKING GAY -YEP -Hey look Nitz lost 4000 morale in 2 battles -Time for Roswell to provide some much needed support -Nitz actually beat Aegina on her own charge -Roswell OP and can beat Aegina before she can revolution -Made it to all four flags -Can't help but feel that I missed an item or two -Forgot to steal Aegina's item -Gay -HAHA TIGER EAT A DICK MVP: Nitz, +1 Gen Turn Cleared: Turn 19 Status Update: Yggdra Level 8 Gen: 3 Atk: 3.1 Tec: 2.3 Luk: 3 Morale: 422/5180 Milanor Level 8 Gen: 3.4 Atk: 3.2 Tec: 3.2 Luk: 3.1 Morale: 2114/5780 Nitz Level 9 Gen: 2.6 Atk: 3 Tec: 4.1 Luk: 3.5 Morale: 1716/5520 Roswell Level 9 Gen: 4 Atk: 4 Tec: 4 Luk: 4 Morale: 5320/6440 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 02:11:55 AM
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Battlefield 16
-Mashing medallions -Because of how gay Banshee's Cry was last map, I make the likely poor decision to start leveling it up right now -Fuck yes Gravity Chaos, my favourite skill -Emilia crits Roswell -Of course -Trying to level this is a fucking dumb as shit idea -Emilia beaten after some rage and rewinding -Restarting because fuck using this -Fucking gay crits -Despite my trying, Nitz still gets cursed going into the next phase -Gay -No idea how to beat these witches easily -FUCK IT GOING IN -Probably could be doing this better, like sending Roswell to go alone and kill all three of them, but I really want experience on everyone -Sweetberry get -Sending Milanor to go mess the knights since I don't care if he hogs all MVPs anymore -Oh right the knights have protect -Hai Kylier -Run Roswell down to help kill Eudy -Roswell crits Eudy -Fuck yes -Cannon seized -Break time -kback -Faggots fucking looting my medallions -Yggdra taking a bunch of morale damage in order to get experience -Yggdra's theme has really grown on me -Milanor loses horribly to Leon on my own charge -erg5tgg -Leon's voice is baller as fuck -Leon stepped off a road and became food for Milanor -He still loses when he gets hit by Chariot though -Leon beat -Can't help but feel that there was an item in the village Leon was standing on MVP: Milanor, +1 Gen Winning Turn: Turn 36 This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Aug 6 2012, 02:13:37 AM |
| Tigerphenox |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 09:56:11 AM
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YOU DIDNT KILL ALL THE VALKYRIES I DO NOT ACCEPT THIS WIN
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| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 11:15:50 AM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
My name is Tiger and I make bets about when someone is gonna lose without actually playing the game.
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| Tigerphenox |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 11:39:13 AM
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Group: Veterans Posts: 14,486 Member No.: 45 Joined: 16-February 09 |
My name is george I eat dicks because i'm gay also i'm gay
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| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 12:07:08 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
My name is Tiger and I'm too poor to afford games and I'm on the path to becoming a NEET.
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| Tigerphenox |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 12:24:19 PM
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Group: Veterans Posts: 14,486 Member No.: 45 Joined: 16-February 09 |
My name is george and i'm mean and hurtful and I hate tiger because i'm mean and mean
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| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 09:34:24 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
My name is Kennedy and I'm slow as fuck holy shit it's been like 3 weeks and I'm only on mid BF16.
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| AthenaWyrm |
Posted: Aug 5 2012, 10:49:27 PM
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Wonderful |
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 02:11:35 AM
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People jerking off in my topic.
Battlefield 17 -This is the map I expected to lose on when I began this run -Medallion spam etc -Fucking love Gravity Chaos -Baldus can't be cursed -Gay -Managed to pull Baldus off the road -I'm actually decent at getting knights off their happy tiles without really trying -Oh right Zilva appears -Dat fucking Elena luk stat -Stole her bow badly -Dat Yggdra crit on Zilva -Elena is the fucking best for many reasons, one of which being that she doesn't attack you -Said reason means Zilva is kind of just dying horribly -Zilva actually does more damage in rage than max -That's kind of bad for Yggdra -Allow Kylier to lose so Yggdra can attempt to get experience -Zilva beaten -Oh man Gulcasa time -brblosing horribly -Holy dicks, there's water on the map -Maybe Nitz won't die instantly to Gulcasa -Who the fuck am I kidding -Dat 5 tec Aegina -FUCK YOU ZOLFY -Okay so Gulcasa actually moves -GAY -1on1 = win is the gayest thing ever in this game -After a good crit followed by a gravity chaos, Aegina dies -Nitz crits Gulcasa on the very same turn -Dear lord I must have a horseshoe up my ass or something -Yggdra gets genocided and loses horribly -FUCK I CAN'T COLLECT ZOLFY -Whatever, I refuse to try to do that again -And it doesn't even matter because I forgot that I cursed Gulcasa meaning he won't be able to reach it anyways -Woo~ -Stole his weapon badly -Jesus fuck I won -That felt like I didn't deserve to win MVP: Milanor, +1 Tec Winning Turn: Turn 21 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 04:12:22 AM
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Battlefield 18
-Time for a map where jack shit happens -Yggdra is mad as fuck -Dat trap -Gravity Chaos and Ace Guard are all I need here -Story events go -Escaped -Quick and easy map MVP: Nitz, +2 tec Winning Turn: Turn 21 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 05:17:04 AM
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Battlefield 19
-This chapter is called "Yggdra in Chains", I like where this is going -lolInzaghi -Banshee's Cry is still gay -I expect Durant to get horribly messed here -Equipped the treasure map but forgot where to stand -Will just derp around until I find it -And moving Milanor shows me where it is -lolk -Summon a skeleton because yes -Inzaghi defeated -Milanor in his disguise looks hilarious -Warped Roswell right in -Roswell solos a group of 5 by himself -Baw he lost once because of shield barrier -lol he crit Eudy -Only lost to the hunter on the defence -Skeleton summoned behind everyone -Hunter at noon attacks skeleton instead of Roswell -Nitz crits a valkyrie and then Roswell crits a witch immediately after -olol -Because of how that went Milanor has a free pass to the flag -Jesus fuck I got an MVP +2 on a map where the game doesn't hand it to you on a silver platter -Did not kill some of the units including Eudy but I think the +2 MVP is more valuable MVP: Roswell, Atk +2 Winning Turn: Turn 14 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 05:52:46 AM
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Battlefield 20
-Oh man dungeon time -Despite the fact that I want to, I will not be getting the kinky items since I don't have Rosary -Derp around finding both the blindfold and chain -Forget where the letter is and rage since I think it's needed for something later -Have Nitz solo Aegina while Milanor opens up paths -Oh right can't go aggressive since she has that item that nulls most elements -Beat her -Sup Flone -Found letter -Escaped MVP: Nitz, +2 Gen Winning Turn: Turn 9 -I MAY redo this later to attempt to MVP +2 this -Which I did This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Aug 7 2012, 03:27:06 AM |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 05:58:10 AM
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Status Update
Milanor Level 10 Gen: 4 Atk: 3.4 Tec: 3.5 Luk: 3.2 Morale: 3866/6500 Nitz Level 11 Gen: 3.1 Atk: 3.2 Tec: 5 Luk: 4 Morale: 3027/6240 Roswell Level 10 Gen: 4.1 Atk: 4.3 Tec: 4.1 Luk: 4 Morale: 3483/6820 This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Aug 7 2012, 03:26:49 AM |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 6 2012, 12:21:38 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Quick turn bonus for BF21 is 9 turns, so you're gonna have to go a bit faster if you want it. Also, the letter is 100% pointless.
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 03:44:13 AM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 21
-Oh man I'm progressing fast now -lolInzaghi -WE GO IN -Send Milanor and Roswell down immediately -Steal Criticalizer -Milanor losing an assload of morale -Banshee's Cry is STILL gay -Losing all the morale in the world because of gay skill -I'm really not thinking at all here -Armoury Key get -Warp dicks me over, so Roswell gets to sit with his thumb up his ass for this turn -I'm bad at Roswell -Most of Inzaghi's army dead so I only have to deal with Item Break for the most now -Fucking gay assassins -So Nitz with 5 tec leaves a necromancer with all 8 men on a charge -No really, what the fuck is that? -Oh man, Roswell now has 5 attack -Necromancers giving Nitz one hell of a bad time -Finally killed the fucking assassin next to Russell -Scene here is pretty powerful I think -Win -Bawww Roswell got MVP, I was trying to give it to Milanor MVP: Roswell, +1 Tec Winning Turn: Turn 16 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 05:11:21 AM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 22
-100% certain that Eudy has a massive cannon fetish -Get an item stolen immediately from the town -Yeah no -Rewind -God damned fucking revolution -Got fucking murdered on the defence -Forget that refreshment can only be used at noon -Gay -Gravity Chaos against Aegina is hilarious -No really, she fucking gets raped hard by it -Elegant spear get -Town seized -brbattempting to beat Eudy's group with Milanor -Position Roswell to warp right to Gulcasa -This is probably a really bad idea -Curse all of Eudy's group -Oh right, Nitz takes fatal damage from flame -Sadly curse is not enough to let Milanor beat the four witches by himself on defence -Go on a crit spree on the witches -Ragequit killing Eudy to just finish the map since I don't feel like waiting for another night to come around -Gay, Roswell will still get hit by the cannon -Rage go back to killing Eudy -Eudy beaten -Gay, didn't get her item -Mirage Coat and random Dud get -Set Roswell and everyone up -I probably didn't need to warp in, but I felt like doing it anyways -This totally legit, definitely not fake Gulcasa is fucking worthless -He still gets ridiculously good counter attacks on Milanor though -notGulcasa beat MVP: Milanor, +1 Tec Winning Turn: Turn 37 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 05:37:47 AM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 23
-Oh man I got the best card in the game, Ivy Whip -Okay need to be careful here because I forgot how to get Pamela -Also I don't want to see the imperials -No really, why does forest only exist one three maps in the game? -It's a shame that it's so worthless -And Pamela escaped -REWIND -Pamela is adorable -Okay beat her -Time to just leave -Elfin Bow get -Second exit discovered -Won MVP: Milanor, +2 Gen Winning Turn: Turn 7 |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 03:12:31 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Dat voice acting |
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 08:05:54 PM
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Battlefield 23.5
-Fuck you Mizer -Oh man Mistel has more voice acting -Killer Beehive get -lolcrit on assassin -Cruz get -Double catapult plus a crit on Mizer -olol -Mizer is gay -Unable to kill Mizer before the imperials arrive -People start off right beside Milanor -GAY -Knights suiciding on Milanor -Powershroom get -Probably need to restart since I dicked around a bit -MVP Milanor -RESTART -Cruz crit by the bounty hunter -gyrt6hy -Restart -Crit again -Restart -Crit again -WHAT THE FUCK -Oh right Mizer has 4 tec -Nitz gets messed by thunderbolt -Bawww -So does Cruz -Hey look, didn't kill Mizer again -Hey look need to restart again because paralysis -Raging hard right now -Killed both assassin and bounty hunter immediately -Off to a good start -Trying to avoid Thunderbolt like the plague -Mizer beaten -Didn't get his shoes -Escaped MVP: Nitz, +2 Gen Winning Turn: Turn 10 |
| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 09:00:20 PM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 24
-No really, three maps have forest, one is optional and the other two barely have any fighting, what the fuck man? -Grab a pair of World Tree items -Protato get -Hi Pamela -Oh man, she wants to run "experiments" on Nitz, I think this is going in a good direction -Her "skill activation" voice is actually really nice -Beat her -Hopefully I didn't fuck up with getting her -Escaped MVP: Cruz, +1 Luk Winning Turn: Turn 28 -Oh man I didn't fuck up -Pamela get This post has been edited by Mr Kennedy44 on Aug 7 2012, 09:02:56 PM |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 7 2012, 09:05:22 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Not as bad as Mantrap which is usable for exactly half a map. Also, pretty sure Pamela can use Ivy Whip anywhere. |
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| Mr Kennedy44 |
Posted: Aug 8 2012, 05:03:39 AM
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↑So Hot Group: Ostia Base Moderator Posts: 5,388 Member No.: 7 Joined: 15-February 09 |
Battlefield 25
-Pamela's join conversation is very interesting to say the least -During a small test prior to this, Ivy Whip Overkills knights instantly, will be using the card -I fucking love Pamela's voice -Equip Cruz with sweetberry to give him another big luk star -Bawww, I can only bring two people with me, brb Cruz and Pamela -Bringing Flame for the sole purpose of attempting to get a Grilled Griffon -Pamela has a really nice theme -All that gen she doesn't have -Cruz critting the captain -He kind of died -Dat ambush -This is fucking gay and may need a restart since I think my pair that I chose to use here was a bad idea -Dear God, Coma Karma has no power at all -Emilia's item is inducing so much rage right now -Coma Karma is broken as fuck -Trying to get this grilled griffon is proving to be incredibly gay -And I'm not even going to get it because STORY EVENTS -Oh well, next time it looks like -No really, killing knights instantly is hilarious -I should probably restart if getting the griffon is not possible -Elena saved -Skull Stone and Misty Coat get -Pamela is amazing -Lure Zilva's group over -Unable to Coma her since fucking Kylier is here and is in the way -At least Kylier took the Bloody Claw -Zilva beaten -Escaped MVP: Cruz, +1 Atk Winning Turn: Turn 24 |
| Gamefreak |
Posted: Aug 11 2012, 11:08:01 PM
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Kawaii as fuck Group: Ostia Base Posts: 3,999 Member No.: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 |
When Kennedy and I discussed what type of run he should do (and this was the result), I said I'd do it too along with him and also log it for the hell of it. Well, I'm going on vacation tomorrow and will ride in the car a total of around 24 hours this week, and along with having not a lot to do most of the time, I figure now's a perfect time to start.
That said, I won't be doing long log posts like Kennedy. Just a couple sentences per map, the MVP result and turn count, new items, and my unit stats every 5 BFs. Have a 12 hour car ride tomorrow so I'll probably update it afterwards with BFs 1-10 probably (I EVEN BOUGHT A NOTEBOOK TO WRITE SHIT DOWN IN TO HELP WITH THIS!!!). |
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