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 Eulogy
Ratros
Posted: Jan 8 2011, 06:09:31 PM


That Dirty Old Prinny


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Little Mac (Punch Out)

He could float like a fly
He could sting like a bee
but he could only die
When Tyson crushed the bug wannabe.


Mewtwo (Pokemon and Smash Bros.)

Mewtwo thought he was the best
Heads above all the rest
And he knew it true with a message relay
That he was to have a place in melee

But anyone can fall from grace
And there can be no special case
Which Mewtwo realized much to his disgrace
For he had been replaced

Lucario was the one in Brawl
Which made poor Mewtwo bawl
And the only relief was the drink
Too bad it drove him over the brink

Bottle in hand we found him dead
And in Lavender Tower we made his bed
But do not let this tale sadden to vastly
For Mewtwo has a new life as a Ghastly



Pomme

Here lies the apple loving girl
who could produce them with a twirl
but one day she discovered half a worm inside
and that she just couldn’t abide

She died choking on her vomit
Something she’d prefer to omit
But now she lies beneath our feet
And has become a worms favorite treat.


Billy Badass

Here lies Billy Badass
who would often quest with his crew
but being a man with very little class
trouble inevitably started to brew

You see Billy never watched his tone
So his crew left him all alone
But he didn’t mind since he was tough
But in the end Billy wasn’t badass enough







Post the name of a character, person, or Cliff Hanger that you want to see the eulogy for. You can also state the ways of death. I will do at least one per day.

This post has been edited by Ratros on Jan 17 2011, 07:25:15 PM
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Encube
Posted: Jan 8 2011, 06:55:17 PM


Not today.


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Mewtwo, victim of alcoholism
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Ratros
Posted: Jan 8 2011, 07:12:49 PM


That Dirty Old Prinny


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QUOTE (Encube @ Jan 8 2011, 06:55:17 PM)
Mewtwo, victim of alcoholism

You do realize that I am going to have to mention him being cut from Brawl now. It'll be posted later tonight, check back.
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Pomme
Posted: Jan 9 2011, 06:00:36 AM





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Me~
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Ratros
Posted: Jan 9 2011, 03:45:17 PM


That Dirty Old Prinny


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QUOTE (Pomme @ Jan 9 2011, 06:00:36 AM)
Me~

Kay, yours will be posted tomorrow. I'll send you a pm once it's done.
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Encube
Posted: Jan 9 2011, 05:31:59 PM


Not today.


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Oh heck yes. I love the last two paragraphs. Basing awesome.
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AK1rby
Posted: Jan 10 2011, 05:26:04 PM


I dunno.


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Write one about Billy Badass, and how the crew ditched him
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Hectro
Posted: Jan 10 2011, 08:45:30 PM


Shadow Luigi? What the fuck.


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QUOTE (AK1rby @ Jan 10 2011, 08:26:04 PM)
Write one about Billy Badass, and how the crew ditched him

Billy Badass can die?
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AK1rby
Posted: Jan 11 2011, 10:50:41 AM


I dunno.


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QUOTE (Hectro @ Jan 10 2011, 11:45:30 PM)
Billy Badass can die?

Hypothetically speaking.
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Ratros
Posted: Jan 16 2011, 01:39:04 PM


That Dirty Old Prinny


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now working on Billy Badass
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Pomme
Posted: Jan 16 2011, 01:41:02 PM





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<3
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Random Mab
Posted: Jan 17 2011, 07:54:46 PM


I'M LOOKING AT YOU, OAKLAND


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The Spanish Inquisition.
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Ratros
Posted: Jan 17 2011, 07:55:24 PM


That Dirty Old Prinny


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QUOTE (Random Mab @ Jan 17 2011, 07:54:46 PM)
The Spanish Inquisition.

this one'll be fun....maybe...
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Max_Stat_Boyd
Posted: Jan 17 2011, 07:59:48 PM


pretty much done with custom member titles


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Aigis
Posted: Jan 18 2011, 03:08:10 PM


:)


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QUOTE (Ratros @ Jan 9 2011, 02:09:31 AM)
Billy Badass

Here lies Billy Badass
who would often quest with his crew
but being a man with very little class
trouble inevitably started to brew

You see Billy never watched his tone
So his crew left him all alone
But he didn’t mind since he was tough

sounds legi-

QUOTE (Ratros @ Jan 9 2011, 02:09:31 AM)
But in the end Billy wasn’t badass enough


0/10
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That Wiesel Guy
Posted: Jan 25 2011, 04:40:52 PM


Oh, indeed.


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Me
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That Wiesel Guy
Posted: Feb 2 2011, 03:23:45 PM


Oh, indeed.


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3:<
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SethWhiteFox
Posted: Feb 15 2011, 10:08:42 AM


I'm such a derp~


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I'm conflicted.

I want to say me but that seems like a lame cop-out. My death will probably be being killed by some woodland animal as far as my CH track record goes.

Awe fuck it I got nuthin.

How do I die?
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darksavior1
Posted: Feb 9 2013, 04:04:33 PM


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Billy Badass' hypothetical and utterly useless eulogy.
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