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| Summerrain |
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Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 12,722 Member No.: 1 Joined: 16-January 09 |
THESE REALLY WORK!!
> > AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > > 1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE > TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > 2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT- > USE THE SINK. > > 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED > FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER > TO USE A TIMER.] > > 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU > FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE > BUTTON. > > 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE > TOO AFRAID TO COUGH. > > 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT > DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, > USE THE DUCT TAPE.? > > 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL > PROBLEM.. > > > DAILY THOUGHT: > SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY > BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. |
| SABB |
Posted: Aug 13 2012, 11:02 AM
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Totally Addicted Group: Members Posts: 95 Member No.: 750 Joined: 19-July 11 |
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