Baby Blogg

[Baby Dogg]

PART 1: HAPPY (BELATED) HOGMANAYS


Date Posted: 7th January, 2008

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Happy new year everyone, at least to everyone who's not Chinese!

Ah, the miracles of the intertube thingy. You're going to read this and assume I'm at home or on tour, but no!!

I'm writing this from a net cafe in Edinburgh, slowly recovering from the street party. Kasabian and Idlewild were just as fucking mental as you'd expect. I missed King Creosote though, although I heard his guitar broke and he had to play everything acoustically, which must of been weird.

It makes a weegie lass totally ashamed to say this but: Edinburgh is the best place in the world for New Year, and you need to be somewhere good when it's your first holiday season in more than a decade without drinking alcohol. Fortunately I was staying with an old mate in Morningside who's keeping me on the straight and narrow. Hi Gemma if you're reading this! Thanks for not letting me get tempted by that orange piss they were passing off as wine at the top of Prince's.

So yeah. It was good to see my family again but I'm glad I don't live too close to them anymore. No offence guys but you do my nut in. You ken I love you all really.

Not going back to Clydebank though, oh no. Flying back to the states soon. Oh lucky me, flying at this time of year, to the most security-paranoid country in the world.

"Are you here on business or pleasure?"
"Business."
"What is your business?"
"I'm a pro wrestler."
*Stares like you're a martian with herpes*

I heard Sterling James Keenan had that problem once. Hell, if he can keep his cool I'm sure I can, unless I'm feeling particularly unpleasantly sober that day... speaking of SJK, does anyone think he looks a bit like good old KC? SJKC maybe? Looking forward to Kam and Becky's wedding! Of course something will go wrong, but meh. Hopefully nothing too drastic.

Why are you even going to the USA you cry? Well, I've been shirking off my duties with GEW for two weeks now. Yes they still pay me, I'm not sure what for. All I do is get shouted and moaned at by the big bosses and then pass that abuse onto the normal employees

Oh and there's another reason... Keep your eyes peeled and you might just see me somewhere else this weekend.

[Baby Dogg]

PART 2: DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN


Date Posted: 9th January, 2008

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I'm not a praying woman, but if I was, I'd be praying for Kam right now. And Becky and their children.

So yeah, I guess you all know the news. And he and Randy actually seemed to be getting along at last too... *rolls eyes*. A shame I got to know Becky under such awful circumstances. She's a lovely, really genuine person if a bit fucked up in the head... and who can blame her.

Kudos to Glenn for being so mature about this. That was sarcasm by the way.

I'd almost think the stupid twat Kam did it himself but that means deciding whether it was on purpose - and why? - or an accident, and he didn't seem THAT drunk. Anyway good luck KC, and god speed your recovery.

So that kinda overshadowed my triumphant return to the ring. Yep, as of Sunday, yours truly is an active competitor on the CWF roster. Tune in this coming week to see me rip Dominique Matthews apart, and at Red Dawn if you want to watch me grind Kim Riggs into a fine powder and be crowned the first ever CWF Women's Champion. What can I say, I'm a woman of firsts.

Peace

This post has been edited by Baby Dogg on Jun 2 2009, 05:20 PM

[Baby Dogg]

PART 3: DOUBLE CHAMPION, BABY!


Date Posted: 9th February, 2008

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Sorry I haven't updated this in so long. Y'know how it is. Titles to defend and stuff.

Oh yeah I should probably gloat a bit: Gloat. GEW Omega Champion. First ever CWF Women's World Champion. Watch out Kam, I'm taking your 'god' status.

On the subject of Kam, good news: Apparently Becky McGrath (nee Orton) has gone into labour. Hope it's quick and not too painful Bex. Take care, and ignore Kam and Randy if they start being retarded kids like usual . I think Kam likes being the boss - he put himself on the cover of the forthcoming GEW CD (</shame> plug). Actually I'm not sure why I said that since I -cough- don't have theme music right now. Go to GEW.com, there's a poll to help me decide between nine choices. Maybe I'll even get one in time to make the CD!

For those of you wondering where one Nic Williams has been after his match at ALS was cancelled (grr), he got a minor injury at a house show. He's going to be out but not for long. Expect to see him back by the end of the month.

One last big piece of news, I'm being interviewed in today's Wrestling World Monthly. Go buy, I shoot on lots of stuff.

Love yezall

Sal X

This post has been edited by Baby Dogg on Jun 2 2009, 05:20 PM

[Baby Dogg]

PART 4: I'M STILL ALIVE... JUST ABOUT


Date Posted: 22nd April, 2008

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So you saw me get my ass kicked on Ignition... yeah. Turns out being in a coma can be bad for your long-term health. Especially when you have four fights straight, a few hours after waking up.

Thanks to everyone who texted, emailed and wrote to me while I was in hospital, thanks to everyone who texted, emailed and wrote to congratulate me on becoming the first ever multitime WWC, and thanks to everyone who texted, emailed and wrote to tell me I was a fucking idiot for competing against four women after spending all week lying on my ass. I love you guys

I'm still alive in GEW. Just taking some time out to recover. Expect to see me at house shows, and back on screens when the networks stop dragging their feet. Yep I'm still International Champion, too.

Finally, thanks to everyone who got in touch to wish me a happy birthday. For those who weren't aware, the week before mine was the birthday of one Kim Riggs - the very same night she and I fought for the WWC. For all our ups and downs I'd like to take the chance to wish her a happy birthday now.

Peace out yall and see you soon,

BBD

This post has been edited by Baby Dogg on Jun 2 2009, 05:20 PM

[Baby Dogg]

PART 5: ROADHOUSE BLUES


Date Posted: 30th May, 2008

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I'm sorry, K. I couldn't do it.

[Baby Dogg]

PART 6: LOTS IN A NAME


Date Posted: 8th July, 2008

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I want to extend a heartfelt thank you to everyone who offered myself and my family condolences on the death of my brother Eddie. It's been a hard time for myself, Jackie and all the members of Clan Warner, and your sympathy has helped me through it in no small measure. And yes, since you've been asking, I have started drinking again. However, I don't wish to discuss the particulars of that here, nor the any incidents that occured aboard a certain plane. I hope you all understand.

But the main thing filling up my inbox has been people asking why I've changed my ring name. The truth is, quite simply, that I was getting sick of people not being able to spell it properly. Yes, there is an independent rapper with the same name as me, which is why I had it spelt Bay-B and the BaY-B in the first place, but you know what? I don't really care. If people get us confused, then hell, they get us confused. It's their faulr for not being able to tell the difference between a female white British combatant and a male black American singer. Will it ever change back? Maybe. Who knows? Not me, that's for sure.

Oh, and one more thing. To the guys who send me emails asking me out: sorry boys, I'm taken now. If you're nice I'll tell you who it is.

Peace out

Sal

[Baby Dogg]

PART 7: QUICK 1


Date Posted: 23rd August, 2008

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I got a message for someone. He knows who his is. So he'll probably never read this, but with any luck someone will pass it on to him.

You think you won with your money and influence? You think cause I got punished you put me in my place? Taught me the error of my ways? Fuck you. I ever see you again, I'll smash your lights out harder. Fuck, I'll take any consequence to bring a bit of physical agony into the life of a smug, sheltered ass hat like you. You still bleed and die like the rest of us. It would be my pleasure to give you a demonstration.

Love yezall, cept the cunt this is aimed at.

Sal

[Baby Dogg]

PART 8: TODAY THE FASHION INDUSTRY


Date Posted: 7th September, 2008

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Advertising time, like the whore I am.

Know how I’ve been complaining about marketers and ad-men a wee bit of late? Well I’m putting my money where my mouth is. From now on all my merchandising will be produced independently by me. See if people want to hang my posters on their wall, wear my face on their chest and what have you, then I’m not going to stop them, and I don’t suppose I could anyhow. But I have made the decision that all official Baby Dogg merchandise will be sold exclusively through me, with no licenses. That way I get to dictate quality and content according to my own standards, rather than those of some oil stain in a suit who sucks up the money without doing a lick of work.

And so without further ado I present to you the best thing in the world: clothes!

T-shirts, to be exact, hand designed by myself and made from 100% Fair Trade cotton, independently sourced and produced. These are not available from Global Extreme Wrestling, Championship Wrestling Federation or any clothing business – they’re 100% unique to this website, meaning the profits all go to those involved in making them. By buying these you’re supporting me, the two independent companies who made them, the farmers who grew the raw materials and the charity which helps the farmers to continue their existence and maintain their culture and identity in the shadow of faceless corporate productivity.

There are two designs, each available as a plain male-cut t-shirt or female-cut top with angled sleeves. Both are available in S, M, L, XL and XXL and the black men’s t-shirt is also available in XXXL.

The tops are priced at a very reasonable £5.99/$11.99/€11.99, which includes shipping to mainland UK and the 48 real states of the US. Islanders, Continentals, Canadians, Alaskans and miscellaneous, I’m really sorry but there is in additional charge, see THIS PAGE for details concerning your area.

Below are my friends looking like idiots for your pleasure, not that they generally need my help.





Yes, that’s Amy ‘LA Freeq’ Ngoudje and yes, she’s smiling, but it was only under extremely tedious protest, so in revenge I included her fat arse in the photo. Amy is modelling the purple design, in the female cut.

Aaaaand mixed martial artist Jackie Boy Warner modelling the black design in male cut as a favour for his wee sister. Please write and tell him that his new bleached hair is ridiculous.





Finally, I would genuinely love feedback on the designs, cuts, colours and anything else. One of the very best things about producing my own merchandise is that I can get criticism directly from the people who count – the buyers – rather than fourth hand from committees and executives and focus groups. This way I can make changes based on what real people really want, run experiments by the buyers as they happen, and hopefully continue to update all the designs in order to get the best gear I can make on sale. I really want this to be a success and I want to thank everyone who buys these and gives me feedback.

Cheers kittens
Sal